Isn’t he just precious? Eight people told him! Why, that’s almost as many people as attend Sandra Fluke rallies. Case. Closed.

Twitter users gasp for breath. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but Piers Morgan really abuses the privilege.

Yes, look at the shelves, Piers. And what about that increase in NRA membership that you helped spark, Musket? Bless your heart.

https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/295642475547226112

Boom! Of course, lapdogs in the media ignored that.

The “Straw Men Eight!” Oh, that’s perfect.

Go out and mingle with the “unwashed masses“? That’s far too icky!

Yes. Google search has already established that one.

And a hashtag enters the hilarious mix.

https://twitter.com/jamesrileyjr/status/295724614536024064

Keep it coming, Twitter! If you can somehow manage to carry on after learning about all eight people who allegedly support Musket Morgan. Of course, they may have only encouraged him in order to point and snicker at him. That seems most likely.

  • louisiana_mom

    Awww, the little attention whore was feeling ignored, now that he made an idiotic tweet people are talking about him again. How pathetic.

  • Silence Dogood

    8, unwashed jobless hippies, WOW Piers, you’re SO popular… LMAO!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Hey now, be fair. Some of the 8 could have been felons recently early-released from prison or illegal aliens.

      • Silence Dogood

        Actually, according to a friend of mine that used to live in that area, the only ones that frequent that market anymore are homosexuals and hippies. So, I was being kind of PC there…

    • lainer51

      and smoking dope on their way to the abortion clinic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Of course those 8 want you to push gun control so they can make sure you don’t have one when they come to rob your house.

  • grais

    How many people were in that LA market? How many Didn’t come up to you and urge you to continue your gun control campaign?
    Tell the whole story, Piers.

  • Stone Bryson

    Due to his desperate need for attention ol’ Musket is making himself far too easy a target for ridicule. It’s almost like shooting fish in a barrel… with an ‘assault’ rifle.

  • peteee363

    were those the 8 people still watching his show?

    • lainer51

      ONLY those 8 are still watching his show!

  • HARP2

    Can he count that high ? I call BS.

  • Joseph Phillips

    How can anyone take this guy seriously? 8 people? Who cares? Douche.

  • TocksNedlog

    Actually, this was Morgan’s spin on eight people coming up to him and saying “We don’t want YOU to ever own a gun.”

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Hey, Piers. Here’s a news flash. Those 8 people don’t speak for America.

  • CPBinDC

    Sounds he had a good time test-driving a new Prius

  • orringtonmom (D)

    yeah, well, more than 8 people thanked hillary for her leadership and oustanding dedication to the people of this country. people say the darnest things…

  • Jonny Red

    I could shoot two of my fingers off and still count them on both hands.

  • therantinggeek

    Wow. A whopping EIGHT, count ’em with me folks, EIGHT people came up to Piers and told him to “keep up the fight”! Gosh, Piers, aren’t you quite the popular person?

    Eight people. You must be proud. (/sarc)

  • Steve_J

    Maybe those eight are hoping to visit Muskets house about 2 P.M. one of these nights.

  • Michael Rice

    Markets are not mentioned in the Constitution. Ban them. The FOudning Fathers never could have imagined something like we have today. Markets are evil and kill people, WHy do you need one?
    Seriously, if I was a liberal I would tell this guy to shut up. He’s not someone I would want talking for my side.

  • madian_kikyou

    8 people you say? *falls over laughing*

  • el_polacko

    i can’t understand why ANYbody cares what this non-citizen who hosts a very low-rated talk show has to say about anything. we should stop giving him the attention he craves !

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

    so 100% of his viewers.

  • Gallatin

    What he failed to mention is that all 8 are moooooovie stars and have the same political leanings that he has, this is the only thing that makes sense. If he went anywhere else in La, South Central for example, they wouldn’t know who the f*** he was nor would they care. Of course he would need his security detail to make that little trip. He has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

  • maplebob23

    Piers Morgan needs to read the Democrat Underground (DUmmie Underground) to learn how to properly construct a ‘bouncy.”

  • BeeKaaay

    Leftwingwackos do not speak for America. In fact they seek to hurt America.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeffrey.m.burns Jeff Burns

    8 people wow, he may have a point. But I forgot, how many people signed a petition to deport Musket Morgan again? Yeah he has the support of the American people, keep up the good work Morgan, you make the argument for our side easier.

  • disqus_ou3wpp9hqo

    200 million guns against 8=A worse ass-kicking than his ancestors got in the Revolutionary War. Bring it on, Piers! You can wear the same stupid red costumes and march in a straight line just like before.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Are there any current wildfire in California? Piers’ strawman is probably in a little trouble out there.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Are there any current wildfire in California? Piers’ strawman is probably in a little trouble out there.

  • StrikeSudden

    All I can think about is Dana Loesch calling this non citizen her best friend. This must be one of her friend immigrants she approves of. If so he should fail the citizenship test when it comes to the second amendment. British wanting to take our guns. Just seems upside down to me.

  • StrikeSudden

    In fact. Where is Dana Loecsh in all the above posts. Oh I forgot they are BFFs. A non citizen and the 2nd amendment. Nothing but crickets from her end. At least some female consevs spoke up, and they dont even have a show.

  • Phil McMorrow

    And this clown/talking head actually gets a paycheck? He is an idiot, a dolt, a has-been, a know nothing and a major irritant to me. Guess how I really feel about the moron.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    What an attention whore! Jeez.

  • Ardell Simon

    Here’s a list of the sponsors for Piers Morgan’s show on CNN, send them a letter to get rid of Morgan.
    @etrade
    @sprint
    @WellsFargo
    @AARP
    @Geico
    @Overstock
    @Hyundai

  • Ardell Simon

    Here’s a list of the sponsors for Piers Morgan’s show on CNN, send them a letter to get rid of Morgan.
    @etrade
    @sprint
    @WellsFargo
    @AARP
    @Geico
    @Overstock
    @Hyundai