Twitter users gasp for breath. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but Piers Morgan really abuses the privilege.
Boom! Of course, lapdogs in the media ignored that.
The “Straw Men Eight!” Oh, that’s perfect.
Go out and mingle with the “unwashed masses“? That’s far too icky!
And a hashtag enters the hilarious mix.
Keep it coming, Twitter! If you can somehow manage to carry on after learning about all eight people who allegedly support Musket Morgan. Of course, they may have only encouraged him in order to point and snicker at him. That seems most likely.