Ah, the yearly gathering of Gulfstream progressives! The World Economic Forum is going on in Davos, Switzerland.

Yes. Because, hilarious. There is much laughter to be had. Take this year’s theme:

They have no clue themselves. It just sounds fancy pants and “enlightened,” and isn’t that what really matters? Some smug self-pats on the back for being oh-so-brilliant?

Those who live in the real world prefer some awesome mockery as medicine. Twitter users discuss Davos with their signature snark.

Poor, little rich proggies! And in the cold, to boot!

They are discussing big ideas, people! In the snow. Uphill.

Both ways.

Even Chuck Todd can’t spin the absurdity away.

That’s right. Yankee Derek Jeter was in attendance. He’s a noted expert on “climate change,” you see.


Heh. Bless their hearts, they tried.

They just didn’t realize the hashtag was funny, because it’s true. A hashtag hijacking begins, pointing out the hilarity of Davos. Can you mock something that has become a self-parody? Yes, Twitter can!


More, please, Twitter! Maybe we can toughen up those “vulnerable elites.”

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    I think A-Rod and Tex are my favorite Yankees now. Hey, Derek, on the off-chance you see this, when did being a good, wealthy, biracial ballplayer make you an expert on “climate change”, eh?

    • TheOriginalDonald

      I wish upon his arrival back @ JFK El Capitan is forced to stick his tongue on a flagpole courtesy of David Wright #LetsGoMets

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        I grew up on Long Island, and like/support ALL New York sports teams! Jawamax 8<{D}

        • TheOriginalDonald

          No self-serving RANGERS fan would root for the Fishsticks.

  • Catchance

    #BigBoldDavosIdeas: A subway in the NY sewer system, powered by flushes.

    • Pendog

      “Resilient Dynamism” A stubborn refusal to understand your pseudo-dynamism is part of the problem.

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

    a water wheel powering a generator. drive the wheel with the flow of these peoples blood.
    gonna take a lot of people…..

  • Garth Haycock

    What difference does it make if it’s theme is resilient dynamism or annual gathering of hypocritical frauds? What matters is that they keep gathering and praising themselves for idiotic ideas.

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      “what difference does it make?” I think Hillary needs to be paid five cents every time someone uses her 2016 campaign slogan.

  • JoeMusgo

    Jeter actually said this, as quoted in the New York Post Page Six: “Regardless of how you feel about it (climate change), it’s something that needs to be
    addressed because we’re seeing more and more natural disasters each year
    . . . Something has to be causing it.” Derek, what if the “something” causing it is solar activity? Should we still “address it?” I suggest you keep your day job and go back to hitting your little balls.

    • JoeMusgo

      Incidentally, the left loves to wring their hands and proclaim, “We have to do something!” about whatever crisis they can manufacture. Then the “something” they propose always results in an erosion of our rights and an increase in our taxes. Climate change and gun control are the two examples that come immediately to mind. The left preys on small minds like Jeter’s and his cocktail party friends from Hollywood. Tool.

    • TomJB

      Maybe he could propose we extinguish the sun. It would cut back on the natural disasters and that global warming thing would certainly be put to bed once and for all!


      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

        And get rid of those darn clouds they cause all that fretful rain.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        (SARCASM!) XD Jawamax

  • Liberty

    Oh, Jeter, you disappoint me.

    All I can think of is Davros (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/characters/davros), the Doctor’s enemy!

  • lillymckim

    Phil Mickelson has to apologize for his success and Jeter gets the Nobel Peace Prize?

  • bonnieblue2A

    Davos: where the top 0.0005% get paid off for forwarding the global oligarchy’s agenda.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Higher power rates is always good for the poor……………something is missing here, oh yeah, logic.

  • DorothyGrissom

    Dear Mr. Jeter: Ever hear about the time when Northern America was a tropical savanna and full of dinosaurs? Then came the Ice Age. And not one single gas driven SUV anywhere. Gee, Mr. Jeter, maybe what’s “causing” climate change is the natural cycle of the change in climate. #BigBoldDavosIdeas