That’s right. The most pressing issue of our time? Michelle Obama’s bangs. As Twitchy reported, there was much breathless buzzing when the bangs were revealed. Media outlets are continuing to swoon over the date that will live in infamy: FLOTUS Fringe Day.

Yep. Here is a screenshot of the absurd headline.


BuzzFeed and Huffington Post get in on the action.

Even a fellow journalist points out the obvious.

Those outside the sad, little media bubble express disgust.

Yes, it does. And what it says is that the Fourth Estate is dead.


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