Oh, honey. During the question and answer period of last night’s Miss America Pageant, Miss Iowa actually said that.

As Twitchy reported, Miss California made a big whoopsie, too.

Heh.

Other Twitter users also delight in Miss Iowa’s pot slip of the tongue (and her name).

https://twitter.com/BBN_Fantana/status/290304519630381056

Heh. If only she had shown us some other uses in the talent portion of the contest.

https://twitter.com/chels_f_c/status/290309995315216384

Quick: Practice making a bong out of an old Mop & Glo bottle, Miss Iowa.

Win.

Ms. Cary has apologized for misspeaking. We think.

The account is unverified, but we think we know what was meant in that tweet as well: On stage.

Take heart, though, Miss Iowa. There is always YouTube!

https://twitter.com/EmilyBrozanski/status/290306247448731649

https://twitter.com/channystevs/status/290309416278978561

https://twitter.com/klou86/status/290306777109626880