Wait, what? Sandra Fluke, hero? Even more hilarious: Fluke is boasting about it and preening.

Her oh-so-heroic acts of epic entitlement mentality, failed rallies disguised as “intimate gatherings”  and stretching her unwarranted fifteen minutes of fame to interminable lengths! Recognize, people!

That’s right. The always inane and insane Ed Schultz featured Sandra Fluke as a hero of 2012.

As always, Twitter users are givers, so they try to explain reality to the pathetically deluded and boasting Ms. Fluke.

https://twitter.com/GOPgirlrants/status/286172978012639233

Ah, yes. Remember that one?

And, a frightening thought.

Sigh. Welcome to 2013! On the plus side, at least we can still giggle madly. It’s either that, or curling up in the corner, weeping. So, keep the laughs coming, Twitter!

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  • Catchance

    Sandra Fluke, National Hero. Because, free birth control.

  • $30423294

    I actually want her to be elevated, give her every possible honor America has to offer.

    Because when future historians study the collapse of America, they will see this woman’s image everywhere as an emblem of the period, and there will be scholarly debates about the link between her way of life, her attitudes and beliefs, and the subsequent collapse.

    Our great-great grandchildren will be better for it.

    Hats off to you, Fluke, for being the poster child of America’s sickness.

  • sleazyrider

    Gotta admit it…it takes a lotta balls to demand that someone else pay for your feel goods..

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Not anymore. The welfare state has taken “shame” out of the vocabulary.

      • Eric

        Tax churches for 7.5 billion dollars and have 1.5 billion left over after covering the 6 billion lost to welfare scams. Your churches have failed as moral compasses anyway, time for them to start contributing to society again.

        • Josephine

          Please don’t ever take a dime from any religious based charities or hospitals. Many of whom are doing extraordinary work for other with money raised by their own parishioners.

          • beebop1952

            The guy who demands a portion of our income decries the money given freely to charity? How in fact can you explain the lefty mind set to the intelligent, cogent citizen? It defies.

          • Josephine

            Studies have shown that conservatives donate far more money to charity, something liberals cannot comprehend, they prefer to keep their money and steal money out of everyone else’s wallet.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Not anymore. The welfare state has taken “shame” out of the vocabulary.

    • michael s

      Especially if you’re engaged to a guy so wealthy ,there’s a college endowment fund with his family name

  • J.R. Salzman

    Did Sandra Fluke send Rush Limbaugh a Christmas card? She better have. Without him she’d be just another no-name liberal law student paying $48,000 per year on tuition at Georgetown Law, whining about the unjust cost of $9 per month BC pills from Target.

    • http://www.rockingjamboree.com/ Russ Rogers

      No. Without Rush Limbaugh, Ms. Fluke would still have graduated with honors from one of the 20 Best Law Schools in the Country. Without Rush, Sandra Fluke passed the California Bar Exam on her first try (and less that 50% of the people who take the exam pass). She is a Lawyer now. (Oh, and Rush dropped out of college in his second year.)

      Without Rush, Sandra Fluke would still have a long list of accomplishments as an advocate for Women’s Rights and against domestic violence and human trafficking. BTW, Ms. Fluke is in Washington D.C. right now, lobbying for the ratification of the CEDAW Treaty. The Rush Limbaugh Debacle will be a minor footnote in Sandra Fluke’s career, not a highlight.

      • Cyrena

        We just wouldn’t know WTH she was….hence, Rush needs a Christmas card. What an ingrate….

      • Maxwell

        There are lots of people who graduated with honors from prestigious universities, law or not, yet many people don’t know who they are. They are many people advocate for Women’s Rights, against domestic violence, and against human trafficking. Yet most people don’t know who they are. If it weren’t Rush, Fluke would have forgotten long ago. However, when Rush attacked her, she gained the sympathy that would make her “famous.” Whether people want to admit it or not, the only reason Fluke as well known as she is, is because of Rush.

        • http://www.rockingjamboree.com/ Russ Rogers

          The claim was that without Rush, Ms. Fluke would be just a whining law student. That’s not true. Ms. Fluke graduated from Law School without any help or advantage from Rush. She passed the Bar Exam without any help from Rush. Does some of Ms. Fluke’s name recognition come from the fact that Rush shamelessly and ruthlessly SLANDERED her for three days on his radio show, in one of the most shocking professional meltdowns by a national media personality? Yes. But expecting Sandra Fluke to THANK Rush for making her infamous is ludicrous. Not being “famous” is not the same thing as being a “nobody.” And Sandra Fluke has list many achievements from before the Limbaugh Debacle. And I would assume that Sandra Fluke would rather have built her own reputation, than have her “fame” kick-started by some drug-addled megalomaniac spouting vicious sexual harassment and lies about her!

  • J.R. Salzman

    Did Sandra Fluke send Rush Limbaugh a Christmas card? She better have. Without him she’d be just another no-name liberal law student paying $48,000 per year on tuition at Georgetown Law, whining about the unjust cost of $9 per month BC pills from Target.

  • $23629333

    Love to see Sandra Fluke, Christine O’Donnell and Chris Matthews on Jeopardy.

  • Kat Marks Mackenzie

    I would not shake hands with her. God knows what disease you’ll get.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The poor cleaning staff at MSNBC. They have to wipe down the chairs of all those slimeballs.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The poor cleaning staff at MSNBC. They have to wipe down the chairs of all those slimeballs.

    • Eric

      Less diseases shaking hands with her than you get from your mouthful of Rush.

      • $36544368

        Are you speaking from experience?

      • GaryTheBrave

        How do you know, Eric? Have you held hers or kissed his?

  • Kat Marks Mackenzie

    I would not shake hands with her. God knows what disease you’ll get.

  • KornKing

    Not even Daniel Patrick Moynihan would have been able to define deviancy this far down.

  • KornKing

    Not even Daniel Patrick Moynihan would have been able to define deviancy this far down.

  • LightSabre

    Mark my words: this bitch will one day be elected to national office, probably a senator from Mass. And then she’ll run for Pres. and probably be elected. With the MSM’s help; they are now masters at taking a complete airhead and getting them elected to the highest offices in the country, i.e, Obama, Eliz. Warren, etc.

    • Eric

      Bitch? Real nice, is this the kindness from the christian right we can expect?

      • $36544368

        In this day and age, bitch = hero.

      • Mickey James

        It’s only good when the left uses it,right?

      • Maxwell

        You assume everyone on the right is a Christian? Interesting….

        • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

          they can’t wrap their beady little minds around the fact that people of all religions dislike non-consistent policies. Sandra Fluke is a law school graduate and will prolly start a high five figures or low six figure job and expects us to pay for her lifestyle choices . Sandra Fluke can go SCREW herself.

          • SpinMeNot

            She was apparently screwing everybody else while in law school … personally, if I was her, I’d stay away from that …

      • beebop1952

        We are using the liberal democrat civility model. Thanks for noticing!

      • $30423294

        I’d be really interested some day in hearing more about your desire for authentic Christian principles.

        The desire is deep within all of us — the desire for a way to live that isn’t based on a set of mere “ethical maxims” like “be kind” or some imaginary “social contract”, but rather on being what we were made to be. Emphasis on we were made.

      • Belinda Henry

        They should have posted dumb bitch,people need to be accurate.

    • $30423294

      Good news for you this morning. We had the exact same fear about another woman who played a similar, shall we say, “convenient” role in the political process, and in that case our fears did not materialize.

      I’m talking about Anita Hill. Her handlers fantasized that perhaps she ought to be put on the supreme court instead of Clarence Thomas. True story!

      What happened instead was she descended into obscurity. And why wouldn’t she? No good could possibly come from her receiving public scrutiny after the story was floated. For reasons that I think are very clear, it was far better that she be, shall we say, liberated from the demands of the public square.

      For those who don’t much remember her, her story was as about as flimsy as a JFK conspiracy theory. No offense intended to JFK fanatics. Another topic for another thread.

      • LightSabre

        Fluke has become a “darling” of the liberal media, having been elevated from “cause celeb” status. They will continue to assist her at every point in her “career”. And, for those upset with the noun I used to describe her, anyone who would demand that the gov’t pay for their birth control is absolutely a bitch.

      • http://www.rockingjamboree.com/ Russ Rogers

        Anita Hill is currently a professor of social policy, law and women’s studies at Brandeis University’s Heller School for Social Policy and Management She’s a published author. On November 14, 2012, the National Women’s Law Center honored Anita Hill, Sandra Fluke and “Doonesbury” comic Garry Trudeau. Anita Hill remains vital, civil, cogent and credible. Professor at Brandeis, published author, continuing to be publicly honored, I hardly think Anita Hill has “descended into obscurity.”

        • ceemack

          You’ve clearly missed the irony of Anita Hill and Sandra Fluke being honored along with a cartoonist.

  • LightSabre

    Mark my words: this bitch will one day be elected to national office, probably a senator from Mass. And then she’ll run for Pres. and probably be elected. With the MSM’s help; they are now masters at taking a complete airhead and getting them elected to the highest offices in the country, i.e, Obama, Eliz. Warren, etc.

  • TocksNedlog

    Sandra Fluke — liberal heroin.
    (And no, I didn’t misspell it)

    • wwbdinct

      Excellent!

      • $36544368

        Agreed!

    • wwbdinct

      Excellent!

  • TocksNedlog

    Sandra Fluke — liberal heroin.
    (And no, I didn’t misspell it)

  • PeterP

    Did Laura Ingraham place?

  • PeterP

    Did Laura Ingraham place?

  • RightThinking1

    Next up: O. awards Fluke a Medal of Freedom.
    It would make for an interesting, ironic headline: “Medal Awarded for Fluke”

    • Eric

      BEST comment so far, well played.

  • RightThinking1

    Next up: O. awards Fluke a Medal of Freedom.
    It would make for an interesting, ironic headline: “Medal Awarded for Fluke”

  • Steve_J

    Sandra, you haven’t lived until you’ve gone hunting with “Slow” Eddie Scuultz

  • Steve_J

    Sandra, you haven’t lived until you’ve gone hunting with “Slow” Eddie Scuultz

  • orringtonmom (D)

    well, isn’t she the left’s little distraction that they trot out when shit is hitting the fan… she might be someone’s hero, but not mine.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    well, isn’t she the left’s little distraction that they trot out when shit is hitting the fan… she might be someone’s hero, but not mine.

  • Mama Bear

    Someone shank this whore already.

    • Eric

      Another kindhearted sentiment from the side that wants their god more in our lives, and you wonder why atheism is on the rise in this country

      • $36544368

        Eric, you know it *is* okay for a Christian to be pissed off for righteous reasons, right? We’re not doormats.

        • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

          Usually the lefties bending over for every whacko in the world

      • NCRelite

        Why bring God into this? Are liberal democrats all atheists now?

      • Mama Bear

        Says the tool on the lefty libtard commie side that constantly spews vitriol at the right. Time to turn the tides, I say.

      • Joe W.

        Get over you false, sanctimonious outrage, Shitforbrains. That’s as used up as the race card. Loser.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

        Know every Conservative in the country Eric how do you manage that when you never get out of your parents basement

    • lainer51

      who would do that? She is a true fugly, in every sense of the word.

  • Mama Bear

    Someone shank this whore already.

  • Fido

    The Comrades use the word “hero” as a euphemism for a partisan phony.

    They use the word “ethical” when describing obama,

    except the families of those he left to die in Benghazi,

    and the families of the hundreds killed by obama’s Fast & Furious, disagree.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Promoting the idea that women are nothing more than vaginae is heroic? Gee, never mind the military then, eh?

  • trevorh123

    Sandra Fluke? A hero to whom? The moochers?

    • HARP2

      Carpet munchers that have no need for birth control.

  • Mickey James

    Turn out the lights, America is over. I just wonder how these 18-25 year olds are going to feel when they reach their 50’s and look back at how America was?

  • syvyn11

    More and more, Rush was right about Ms. Fluke.

  • Garth Haycock

    I suppose if one is only capable of linear thought, Fluke might be a hero. Schultz is proof of this.

  • lainer51

    being named a hero by MSDNC is like being called smart by a troll.

  • michael s

    Sandra Fluke is being called a hero. However Neil Armstrong is being called a liar. strange isn’t it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      have no idea where you were going with that.

      • michael s

        A BBC documentary came out where Dean Armstrong is slamming his own brother, calling him a liar by stating Neil’s famous one small step speech wasn’t improvised. How is it Armstrong’s achievement and person can be attacked, but Sandra is a hero

  • https://twitter.com/johnmark19 bruce mercer

    so glad there is a post world judgement. now let’s evengelize so no one has to face it

  • Brian Richardson

    Budweiser now has a great new subject for their next “Real American Heroes” commercial. Sandra Fluke, next to Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Maker.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    They misspelled “whore.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    Think Fat Eddie is suffering from post-concussion syndrome but maybe not isnt that a brain injury

  • https://twitter.com/99twoot Eddie Willers

    That makes Ed Shultz a hero too, for validating Fluke’s heroism, and Anderson Cooper a hero, cuz he’s heard of Ed Shultz! I think hero refers to a stuffed sandwich here.

  • People Corporation

    She’ll be reserving 2 full parking spaces at the local Piggly Wiggly to accept her award.One for the stage, and one for the crowd.

  • JackBlair

    Dumber than her own hair.