Zing! President Obama would absolutely love that, wouldn’t he?

Heh. There is no political correctness in mockery!

What could one possibly give the Narcissist in Chief for Christmas? Free (Christmas) candy? Twitter users, in the spirit of giving and mockery, have hilarious suggestions. First, an idea for a gift that President Obama could give out.

Ah, fading Obama posters! Who wouldn’t want on under their tree? But what about gifts for the president? Twitter has it covered.






More, please, Twitter. Mockery is the gift that keeps giving!

  • NRPax

    I’m on the waiting list for a new civil tone but I’ll mail it to them as soon as it arrives.

    • Mapache

      But you can have an Obamafone now!

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    To: Myself
    From: Beautiful Me

    A DVD Library of not only my speeches, but my every word spoken since birth. I Love You! (ME, I, Myself) XXooOOxxXOO

  • Insubordinate

    #ObamaChristmasPresents Applications for food stamps, unemployment, and welfare

    • NRPax

      Applications? That implies work! It should already be filled out and ready to go!

  • lainer51

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – a poster-size version of all 57 states

    • MoxieLouise

      I was thinking a golf membership at a course in each of the 57 states…

  • orringtonmom (D)

    #obamachristmaspresents : a shovel for your new shovel ready job.

  • Purple State

    Twitchy’s War on Christmas.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      fa la la la la la la la lame.

      • lainer51

        that really was lame – where is there evidence of a war on CHristmas except from the left?? Just scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to make Twitchy = to the left.. ain’t gonna happen!!!

        • Purple State

          It was a joke. If anyone were doing a hashtag with RepublicanXmasGifts, likely there’s be some “War on Christmas” accusation leveled at it.

          • orringtonmom (D)

            oooh. a joke. huh…

          • Jack Deth

            Nope, orrringtonmom is quite correct.

            Purple State comments with easily corrected or deflected nonsense.

            Purple State lies when caught and destroys his or her credibility with each annoying comment.

            The question is, why?

          • $36544368

            Because Purple State is friends with Streetiebird and they were indoctrinated with the same nonsense.

  • Jack Deth

    #ObamasWarOnChristmasPresents: Gimme your wallet!

  • Catchance

    #ObamaChristmasPresents The Great Big Book of Presidents of the United States Featuring: A fold-out picture of the Greatest President Ever, Barack Hussein Obama, with a 42-page forward by William Jefferson Clinton, and a CD of BHO’s greatest speeches. (Note: Due to the size of this volume, the previous presidents have been omitted.)

    • mhojai

      I’m guessing the CD would be blank

      • Catchance

        Oh, if only.

  • GMMI

    Glass that give you the ability to see the fallen on Memorial Day

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – Name a closed car dealership after a loved one.

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – 32 oz Slurpees (offer not valid in NYC)

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – A used car with a cracked engine block.

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – A Solyndra Solar Panel (Lots of assembly required)

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – An Ambassadorship to the north African country of your choice, that’s east of Algeria and Tunisia, west of Egypt

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – Your own federally supplied AK-47, fresh from a mass murder in Mexico. (Still available, one model that has killed a US Border Patrol Agent)

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – $52,000.00 debt to the US Treasury.

  • BeeKaaay

    #ObamaChristmasPresents – a book titled “How to hurt people with the government”

  • Lori Nakaguchi


  • nc

    #ObamaChristmasPresents: Whatever you want! Just ask him! He’s VERY generous (with taxpayers’ money).

  • Lin Jarvis

    #ObamaChristmasPresidents Barry Doll pull the string and it gives political speeches at memorials and funerals

  • Lin Jarvis

    #ObamaChristmasPresents. Hillary doll. Pull the string and it can’t talk-too tired from travel; has stomach virus; has fallen and can’t get up.

  • Lin Jarvis

    #ObamaChristmasPresents. Sandra Fluck doll. wind it up and it cries for birth control.

  • Lin Jarvis

    #ObamaChristmasPresents. Michelle Obama doll Wind it up and it takes your children’s lunch.

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      Favorite one!! thank you!

  • Jeanette Victoria

    #ObamaChristmasPresents why an Obama Fone of course paid for with your neighbor’s money.

  • $30423294

    A conscience.

    • $36544368

      He’d return that gift.

  • RightThinking1

    #ObamaChristmasPresents: A Julia doll. Be prepared to pay a lot for it

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    A box of Hostess HoHo-s.
    Or maybe Ho-Hoes?

  • $30423294

    Talking Foul Mouth Reverend Wright Action Figure

    “No no no, not God Bless America… “

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #ObamaChristmasPresents: A Christmas card for his daughters which reads, “Isn’t Daddy just the best Socialist???Someday, none of this will be yours.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #ObamaChristmasPresents: Giving American’s their country back.

  • Kate

    #ObamaChristmasPresents- The Chris Matthews Dictionary of Racist Code Words, 2012 Edition.