Twitter users bring the funny with these #ProgressiveChristmasCarols. Perhaps politically correct Grinch schools will take note and these carols will be allowed in the halls!

Who doesn’t love “Racial Code Word Christmas,” “Little Drum Circle Boy” or “Fiscal Cliff is Coming to Town”? Break out the vegan eggnog and get ready to belt out some of our favorites.

And, win.

More, please, Twitter. Santa is checking his list and marking y’all off as hilarious!

  • jd

    Have Yourself a Merry Little Winter Solstice

    • $21367552

      That’s quite apropos considering Christmas is just a ripoff of Winter Solstice festivities anyways.

  • TugboatPhil

    – I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Santa Claus

    – All I Want for Christmas is my E-B-T.

    And of course, the Glenn Beck favorite:

    Have a Rama-hanu-kwanz-mas!

    • Lady 12


  • TocksNedlog

    Cue Paul Shaffer’s impersonation of Cher singing “O Holy Night”

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      O! Wholly Night!

      We’re the last light on the board…
      Sad it is over.

  • jd

    I’ll be Home for the Winter Holiday previously known as Christmas

  • nc

    Check out “The Twelve Days of Winter” – it’s a YouTube video that you’ll have to google. I tried to link it but couldn’t. Worth it!

    • WisconsinPatriot
      • nc

        Thank You WP!

      • Lady 12

        It would be so, so, so, so funny if it weren’t true…

    • lcky9

      just forwarded to everyone in my contact list..

    • lcky9

      just forwarded to everyone in my contact list..

  • BeeKaaay

    Deck the halls with regulations, arrgh arrgh arrgh….never mind.

  • Purple State

    More of Twitchy’s War on Christmas.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      More of the “smart people” not getting it!

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Nah, that’s your side’s specialty. Happy Holidays!

  • Lord Foggybottom

    There are no progressive Christmas carols because progressives don’t celebrate religious holidays, except maybe Ramadan and Tax Day.

    • Brett McMicken

      you forgot odumbo’s inauguration. oh yeah, and his birth.

  • Ellis Reyes

    Making a kit,
    Checking it twice,
    Gonna sleep in the shelter tonight,
    Cause Hamas is shelling our town,

    They shell us when we’re sleeping,
    Shoot mortars when we’re awake,
    They even attack on Chanukah
    firing rockets while we pray.

  • MoxieLouise

    Deck the halls and smoke your qat
    Fatwalalala la la la la.
    Plan your latest Jihad plot
    Fatwalalala la la la la.
    Don you now your masked apparel
    Fatwala la la la la la la
    Troll the malls at our own peril
    Fatwalalala la la la la.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Joe Beineke- Spot on!

    • Guest

      My favorite was actually “I saw free sh*t on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day…”

  • my preciousss!!

    IRS is Coming To Town

  • my preciousss!!

    It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like China

  • my preciousss!!

    i saw daddy kissing santa claus ((eewww!))

  • my preciousss!!

    Black Christmas

  • orringtonmom (D)

    White Chris… RACIST!!

  • doreen beisel

    On the first day of welfare Obama gave to me a cell phone in a pear tree

  • Joe Beineke

    “Obama ye painful”

  • Guest

    “I saw free sh*t on Christmas Day”