Twitter users bring the funny with these #ProgressiveChristmasCarols. Perhaps politically correct Grinch schools will take note and these carols will be allowed in the halls!

Who doesn’t love “Racial Code Word Christmas,” “Little Drum Circle Boy” or “Fiscal Cliff is Coming to Town”? Break out the vegan eggnog and get ready to belt out some of our favorites.

https://twitter.com/LunaticLair/status/277629323094138880

And, win.

https://twitter.com/joerbeineke/status/277579269276856321

More, please, Twitter. Santa is checking his list and marking y’all off as hilarious!