Ah,  little boy tool Keith Olbermann has crawled out from his irrelevant, jobless rock once again. This time, to grossly slam a wounded warrior.

Keith didn’t like Mr. Salzman’s hilarious analogy.

And that’s when he called him “an embarrassment.” But, wait! Poor wittle Keith was totally insulted first.

Waah! Call his mama. It’s way past nap time. What’s next? “I know you are, but what am I?” Grow up, Keith. But, then, what else can one expect from a boy-man who is afraid of girls? Growing up is hard!

Twitter users call Olbermann out.

And Mr. Salzman provides some more background.

Of course! Olbermann is nothing if not a misogynist pig. And now he is insulting wounded warriors while defending the anti-gun zealot Bob Costas.

Mr. Salzman then sums it up best himself.

Amen. Our gratitude is endless; We are forever in your debt, Mr. Salzman.

For shame, Olbermann. Of course, as we all know, Mr. Olbermann actually has no shame.

  • https://twitter.com/Vendboygreg The Greg

    Eh, I can’t get mad at Keith over this one…if you’re gonna call him out, you better be prepared for him to shoot back.

    • TundraThunder

      Calling a wounded vet names and talking down to him makes Olbermann someone I’ve always held in high esteem. /sarc

    • Tommy Fox

      he can’t shoot back – he’s with bobbie “no gun” costas.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      yeah, you’rrrrrrrrr, nah. keith is still a douchecanoe.

      • mdtljt

        I hope you don’t mind OMom…but I’m adding douchcanoe to my vocabulary!! Twitchy is the best place on Al Gore’s internet for gleaning new colorful terms!!! As for KO…I don’t give a mouse fart in a high wind about this sad little man…it must really suck to be him…no matter how much money the little jackhole has stashed in off-shore bank accounts…

        • orringtonmom (D)

          be my guest. in the interest of full disclosure, twitchy is where i got the term myself. i promised i would use it more often and keith oblahblah seemed like the right target.

          • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

            I agree OMom ~ I will be adding it to by terms of endearment as well. Thanks for sharing

          • Robert Kluver, Sr

            I believe Olbermans mom still yells at him from a rocking chair stored in the attic.

    • R0nin

      I’m pretty sure that referring tangentially but factually to Olbermann by using him in an analogy, isn’t the same as “calling him out”.

      I also didn’t see any angst coming from Salzman over Olbermann’s responses. Instead, he gave as good as he got.

      But go ahead– try to convince me that Olbermann’s the victim here, and that he carried himself well in how he responded to the situation. Because to me, all he did was reinforce my negative view of him.

    • Hiraghm

      …with blanks.


      Maybee you Bobie and Keith should get together for a threesome . You must have been one of the five viewers that watched this moron on Al the Internet Inventors network .

    • Selma Birch

      I believe if you go into war and risk your life and give up your limbs for the freedoms of others, you have earned the right to call some one out without them being a complete horses butt!!!

    • Michael Rice

      And if you, meanign Keith, are going to make ridiculous statement after ridiculous statement, you need to expect to be called out and not act like an imbecelic child when it happens.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kenneth-James-Abbott/661683861 Kenneth James Abbott

    Keith Olbermann getting indignant about being insulted is like Bill Clinton getting angry about seeing a woman treated disrespectfully.

    His sole schtick is being a shock-jock for the left–spewing the nastiest slander possible for other leftists to hoot at. He’s just trying to remind them of his qualifications so they realize there isn’t anyone nastier or less concerned with the facts that they could ever replace him with.

  • MNbobster

    Greg, So Olbermann is OK for any kind of retaliation? He’s like a little kid saying “he called me names first”! Your “Keith” is a tool.

  • L R

    Keith who?

    • Yomama

      ha ha… really.

  • Tommy Fox

    Let the twit – twitter away JR – bless you for your service

  • rippersnort

    ” IDIOT ” of the year award.

    • Selma Birch

      Is that the same thing as TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR. Hahaha

  • Yomama

    Poor wittle Keith… somebody call the waaahmbulance! Do they get any more insignificant that Olbermann? Well, maybe Fluke…. naaaah!

  • http://twitter.com/dialville Elizabeth Burtch

    Olbermann is tacty and classless despite his money and self importance….LOL I’m not going to bother to find out who he is, I’m sure it would just be a disappointment & is not worthy of my time. Olbermann you should know you can’t buy respect or class.

  • Hiraghm

    Olbermann didn’t accomplish anything that couldn’t have been accomplished by a unionized line worker at a GM plant. Lasting 33 years and making millions he didn’t deserve.

    • Michael Rice

      Keith, you did not build that.

  • John Ferguson

    Olbermann is a total idiot, from second rate sportscaster for KNBC in LA to full blown fool who is a has been…….taking any insult from jobless Keith is not worth the time to think about it….When you look in the dictionary under idiot, it should read Olbermann, irrelevant washed up left wing fool…….

  • Tanker74

    Keith Untermensch is an embarrassment to sexually dysfunctional men everywhere.

    • http://twitter.com/glenn6912 Glenn Wright

      “Untermensch” … love it

  • rivers

    People who have suffered head injuries like K.O. often suffer from personality disorders. Since they don’t recognize it themselves they are most often untreated. K.O. would be just as obnoxious no matter what side of the political fence he landed on.

  • ZoriahShepard

    It’s a good day whenever KO gets served.

  • dC

    Obermann is a has been… who cares what this guy has to say. He’s nothing but an egomaniac. Do us all a favor Keith, take your millions and go away.

    • medicinewomantwo

      Time to redistribute Keith’s millions!

  • mdtljt

    JR, Thank you for your service and sacrifice…and please keep putting this gnat in his place.

  • dhugow

    Olbermann is a perfect fit for the definition of Yahoo a’la Gulliver’s Travels.

    A Yahoo is a legendary being in the novel Gulliver’s Travels (1726) by Jonathan Swift.

    Swift describes them as being filthy and with unpleasant habits,
    resembling human beings far too closely for the liking of protagonist Lemuel Gulliver, who finds the calm and rational society of intelligent horses, the Houyhnhnms,
    far preferable. The Yahoos are primitive creatures obsessed with
    “pretty stones” they find by digging in mud, thus representing the
    distasteful materialism and ignorant elitism Swift encountered in
    Britain. Hence the term “yahoo” has come to mean “a crude, brutish or
    obscenely coarse person”.[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_%28Gulliver%27s_Travels%29

  • tredglx

    Keith Olbermann: complete tool.
    J.R. Salzman: complete hero.

  • vino veritas

    “Amazing that all those ripping my friend Bob Costas about 2nd Amendment
    would, had he taken opposing view, be defending him using the 1st”

    Aside from the huff & puff regarding his bank account (of which, I assume the numbers are gratuitously exaggerated), this is the typical sort of deflection with more routine hypocrisy that Grade A leftist fools, such as these two, usually engage in and display with reckless abandon. He and costas are using said 1st Amendment to ‘rip’ the 2nd while, also, advocating for the violation of everyone’s 2nd Amendment rights in the name of their PC sentiments. That is the irony and hypocrisy they both ignore (or are to stupid to see) which dwarfs his insignificant point here. As far as ‘careers’ go, his has been nothing more than an empty shell of vacuous liberal talking points, full of sound & fury yet signifying nothing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    So, by Keith Olbermann’s assessment isn’t Tammy Duckworth an embarrassment as well?

    • tredglx

      Tammy Duckworth is an embarrassment all on her own.


    Keith Olbermann has his concepts ASS BACKWARDS!!

  • Bea_Arthurs_Dick

    Who cares what Keith Olbermann says?

    Seriously? Who?

    • http://twitter.com/gary_gwen gwen.and.gary

      Props on your username alone. Well played!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Eat a Glock, Olbermann.

  • scalzo

    Olbermann is an idiot!

    • Selma Birch

      Olbermann is like a great big turd, the foul stench just lingers well after you flush the commode!!!

  • Red Fred

    This soldier has stepped over better than Olbermann. What a tragic waste of oxygen. You DARE dress down a man superior to you in every conceivable way? You are a disgrace to this country, and the military that protects your right to free speech.

  • argram

    I wouldn’t wipe my bottom with Keith Olbermann…he is one of the WORSE journalist I have ever seen…WHICH IS WHY I NO LONGER PATRONIZE THE LIBERAL MEDIA…don’t get in front of my automobile Olbermann because I don’t make lane changes for DIRTY SNAKES!!!

    • tredglx

      Ann, you wipe your bottom to remove KO. You don’t wipe it with KO.

  • RightThinking1

    Says Olbermann: “I’ve lasted 33 years and made millions.”

    Where I come from, we respect a man not for how much money he has made, but for how he made it. What a pygmy of a man Olbermann is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    I’ve lasted 33 years and made millions.
    according to his god, he didn’t build that.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZR4D5E2WTOI4MSKK7AJS6EG3OA Everybodys All American

    Keith Obermann picking on an Iraq war vet amputee means you’re well on your way to going to hell.

  • detroit19

    Keith Olbermann, you are a sanctimonious, bitter, delusional, washed up has been. How dare you?! You are not worthy of being spit on by everyday Americans lest alone brave military heroes. Crawl back under your rock, you irrelevant nobody. You weren’t all that great when you found a network desperate enough to employ you!

  • Doyan Stokes

    Why does anyone even bother giving Mr Olberman the time of day. He has been fired from every job he has had. God Lord, even Al Gore dumped his worthless ass. The liberal ESPN and ultra liberal NBC couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He has no respect from his peers and his only fans are drunk frat boys on the most liberal campuses. Mr Olberman has burnt every bridge he has crossed and now is desperate for attention. Maybe if we ignore him he will just go away along with Rosie.

  • ember

    Keith O made million being a media ho. He’ll now pay the taxes to prove it. JR honored millions by serving his country. He’ll be remembered in history to prove it. Which man is the real hero? We all know the answer to that.

  • Crunkomatic

    Sorry, Keith, but when you’re openly a douchetard on TV over and over again, everyone DOES get to be rude to you.

  • TocksNedlog

    Keith Olbermann will have you know that he grooves — uh, I mean “proves” — his manhood with one arm EVERY day!

  • Cruz2016!!!

    We always knew Overbite was an elitist who thinks he is better than the common person who doesn’t make millions but then goes on tv and pretends he cares about poor people…typical, elitist, snobby, military hatin, liberal, lyin fool!

  • davjohn

    Remember folks, this is the guy that called Christians, veterans and people who grow and can foods terrorists.

  • GaryTheBrave

    TwitchyAdmin, your feed on the app isn’t including the tweets. It’s been happening most of the day. I feel like a blind man in a comedy and the headliner is doing physical comedy. I hear the laughter but don’t know what’s going on.

    • Carey Hayden

      I second that…happened to me throughout the day.

  • Barbara Dorsey

    Keith Olbermann does not know when to shut his pie hole. What a jerk.

  • Semper Fi

    With all those millions he still hasn’t bought a life yet…

    • r_coplin2001

      I think Keith needs to by himself some compassion or common sense as he has none

  • realitychecked

    Conversing with Keith Olbermann in any manner is tantamount to poking a stick into a pile of feces… The more you stir it the more it stinks.

    • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

      Stop insulting piles of feces. At least you can use them for fertilizer. Special Keith is useful for exactly nothing.

  • http://twitter.com/El1iP3S01D El1iP3S01D

    Thank you Mr. Salzman for you service to this country, my country, my America. You hear me minion Olberman?

  • Jennifer Atack

    I can’t even find the words to describe how bad I want to take jumper cables to olberman’s nutsack for a few hours on high! Fucking oxygen thief!

    • Zach Peterson

      Hell I’m not gonna stop you!

    • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

      He’d enjoy it.

  • Zach Peterson

    You all can sit around whining about Keith and is ilk.. until you do something about it you are no better than he.

    • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

      What exactly do you suggest people “do” about him?

  • Fred Zanfardino

    What’s funny is that what Olberfreak got all ticked off about is this tweet:

    “Getting 2nd Amendment advice from Bob Costas is a bit like getting career advice from @KeithOlbermann.”

    This very mild shot is what gets Keith’s panties all bunched up? That comment makes the tweeter a disgrace to the military? Give me a break. Keithie says much worse about people, both in general and individually, 100 times a day. What a thinned skinned little whiner. Can dish it out but can’t take it. Grow up, little baby.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lynn.james.731 Lynn James

    KO couldn’t even keep a job with MSNBC or Al Gore….how bad do you have to be?

  • rant stocks

    After so long of hearing these Obermans and alike,you kind of wish they would just DIE..in some way.


    Keith definitely puts the Douche in Douchebag

  • Penmar

    OMG, can’t we get the Seals to drop him off in the middle of Iran so he can come to appreciate the military a bit more?

    • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

      No, because then he’d hate the SEALs for dropping him in the middle of Iran.

      • TexSizzle

        He already hates them. Why let that stop them from dropping him off there?

  • posthuf

    olbermann is a non-entity and not deserving of all the time that has been invested by those responding to his idiotic smarmy remarks. Forget him.

  • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

    Proving once again that Special Keith can dish it out (e.g. calling Michelle a “mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick” without provocation), but he can’t take it. Classic narcissist.

    • Jennifer Atack

      she is an ignorant horse face, do as i say not as i do hypocrite, telling everyone they can only have health food meanwhile shoveling the trough down her gullet

  • Deborah JR

    KO’s just mad cause his few minutes are up. Has been’s always act indignant, self righteous and vocal trying to make themselves relevant again. Kinda sad.

    • http://twitter.com/gary_gwen gwen.and.gary

      Proof positive why he’s perpetually unemployed and irrelevant.

  • Sergio Casillas

    Salzman, from a fellow active duty Air Force member, thank you for your service. Mr. Olbermann, thanks for nothing.

  • Michael Rice

    This guy has no clue. No one cares that Costas used his second amendment rights. We care because he made the ridiculous claim that withotu the gun the murder never happens and he used a very inappropriate platform.
    Your comparison is ridiculous. By the way, I thought liberals hated the rich. WHy are you so set on making yourself out to be a great guy ebcaue of how much money you have?
    If a conservative had used the same time as COstas did to preach about anti gun control, you would be throwing the hissy fit of all time and rightfully so.
    It’s no rocket science. You don’t use SUNday Night Football to go a political rant about a murder and suicide that just happened, regardless of what your thoughts are.
    Costas has said he was wrong. are you going to chastise him for ripping himself? Idiot.