Yes! As Twitchy reported, Vice President Biden attended a Costco grand opening today. Dunce of the people! He noshed on free samples, checked out some kiddie books (reading is hard) and went looking for pie. Pie, whee! And, in a turn that took the wind out of any potential The Onion sails (can’t parody a self-parody), he turned down an attempt to upsell him tires.
He doesn’t need any stinkin’ tires, man! The employee who tried to do the selling, however, was a huge hit. Go, enterprise!
Indeed. Enterprising spirit? Costco employees built that.
Seriously. Kudos, Costco salesman!