Do you need to work off some of those extra calories consumed on Thanksgiving? Twitter users come to the rescue, providing exercise in the form of laughter as they relay things that upset Obama voters. Giggling totally counts as cardio.

Truth, it’s so hard. But mockery isn’t! Man, they make it so easy. Have at it Twitter!

https://twitter.com/Therexreport/status/272597589956902913

https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/272716578259361792

https://twitter.com/TellyStern/status/272661133037543424

And, win.

https://twitter.com/Lisa_Haggerty/status/272696120642256897

Keep them coming, Twitter! Mockery is the best medicine and laughter is the best exercise!

  • $30423294

    I have to second the tweet that said what upsets Obama voters most is Christ.

    You don’t have to be religious to get what this means.

    Obama voters are adolescents (of any age!) whose every grievance can be distilled to one essential ingredient:

    “what do you mean I’m not the center of the universe?”

    There are those of us who recognize with absolute grace and humility our place in the scheme of things, and then there are Obama voters.

    BTW: Never forget their savage renunciation of God at their convention.

  • $30423294

    I have to second the tweet that said what upsets Obama voters most is Christ.

    You don’t have to be religious to get what this means.

    Obama voters are adolescents (of any age!) whose every grievance can be distilled to one essential ingredient:

    “what do you mean I’m not the center of the universe?”

    There are those of us who recognize with absolute grace and humility our place in the scheme of things, and then there are Obama voters.

    BTW: Never forget their savage renunciation of God at their convention.

  • Nana Taylor

    My favorite thing to hit them with is the fact that Obama only has 1443 days left, and will never be president again, of course they always come back with Hillary will be president then or Biden lol and I just laugh and laugh and laugh at them.http://www.mycountdown.org/fullpage.php?cp3_Hex=0F0200&cp2_Hex=040244&cp1_Hex=F9F9FF&ham=0&img&hbg=0&hfg=0&sid=0&fwdt=500&lab=1&text1=2016%20Election%20Day&text2=Presidential%20Election&group=Event&countdown=Elections&widget_number=3010&event_time=1478563200&timezone=America/New_York

    • BeeKaaay

      Ah, but you’re assuming we will still have a republic then. We have become more socialist under Obama.

      • SineWaveII

        No doubt.

  • Nana Taylor

    My favorite thing to hit them with is the fact that Obama only has 1443 days left, and will never be president again, of course they always come back with Hillary will be president then or Biden lol and I just laugh and laugh and laugh at them.http://www.mycountdown.org/fullpage.php?cp3_Hex=0F0200&cp2_Hex=040244&cp1_Hex=F9F9FF&ham=0&img&hbg=0&hfg=0&sid=0&fwdt=500&lab=1&text1=2016%20Election%20Day&text2=Presidential%20Election&group=Event&countdown=Elections&widget_number=3010&event_time=1478563200&timezone=America/New_York

  • BeeKaaay

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: disagreeing with leftwingwackoism. They will get ALL insane and frothy mouthed….like rabies but worse – leftwingwackoism.

  • BeeKaaay

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: disagreeing with leftwingwackoism. They will get ALL insane and frothy mouthed….like rabies but worse – leftwingwackoism.

  • moonsbreath

    Abraham Lincoln was the first Republican president and Obama is noooo Lincoln.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And the second is like unto that: Republicans freed the slaves.

      • SineWaveII

        And fought for their civil rights for almost a century.

      • Anyone00

        …and are trying to free the Dependence of the Government now.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And the second is like unto that: Republicans freed the slaves.

  • moonsbreath

    Abraham Lincoln was the first Republican president and Obama is noooo Lincoln.

  • pinkelephant22

    That MLK was a Republican

  • pinkelephant22

    That MLK was a Republican

  • nc

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Conservatives who won’t go sit in a corner and shut up.

    • SineWaveII

      But their biggest fear is that conservatives will give up and join them.

  • nc

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Conservatives who won’t go sit in a corner and shut up.

  • goob

    Things that upset Obama – Ron Paul and his loyalists.

  • goob

    Things that upset Obama – Ron Paul and his loyalists.

  • scubaski00

    Every single tweet is spot on!! Love it!! Talk about ordering up a diet consisting of humble pie!! I just wish those of us who knew about Obama and his grand socialist schemes back in 2004 (yes that far back) didn’t have to suffer!

  • scubaski00

    Every single tweet is spot on!! Love it!! Talk about ordering up a diet consisting of humble pie!! I just wish those of us who knew about Obama and his grand socialist schemes back in 2004 (yes that far back) didn’t have to suffer!

  • michelle

    Hard word, success, happiness, life, liberty, freedom, manners, humility, thankfulness, etc…

  • michelle

    Hard word, success, happiness, life, liberty, freedom, manners, humility, thankfulness, etc…

  • BeeKaaay

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: There are people who disagree with them. They must be punished. IRS Audits. Building Inspections. OSHA inspections. Zoning Inspections. Use the government to punish dissent.

  • BeeKaaay

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: There are people who disagree with them. They must be punished. IRS Audits. Building Inspections. OSHA inspections. Zoning Inspections. Use the government to punish dissent.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Umm…everything. The perpetually offended are such narcissistic toddlers. They deserve our contempt and mockery.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Babies actually carried to full term.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Knowing deep in their hearts that they aren’t actually born with their “lifestyle choices.”

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: The joy that conservatives carry with them every day.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: The fact that conservatives aren’t as racist and homophobic as Obama voters are…

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: That putting “FACT:” in front of a lie still doesn’t make it true…

  • pinkelephant22

    That the Founder’s intent of the General Welfare Clause doesn’t include Obama Phones

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    What– is it such a slow day that we’re reduced to going after such easy targets?

    Why not try a difficult topic… like… oh, I don’t know…

    Ah! Such as “Things Progressives Say That Are Actually True“!

    And before the flaming starts: I know it’s a miniscule list, but at least it’s challenging!

    I mean, anyone can shoot fish in a barrel, but what’s the sport in that?

    • $30423294

      Okay I’ll bite, and I’ll take the question seriously.

      Progressives are right when they say that more is expected from those who have the most.

      I completely share the progressive’s disdain for people who have great wealth yet fail to share it.

      Aren’t they right? I mean aren’t they right in stating a moral viewpoint? Someone with a lot of money has a moral obligation to give it to others.

      I didn’t say legal obligation, or civic obligation, or patriotic duty. I said they have a personal, moral obligation to give their treasure to others.

      We are so confused as a society because we have conflated morality and legality.

      Just because something is not required by law doesn’t release you from moral obligation. If you have more, you are required to give it to those in need.

      I did NOT say you are required to give it to the government! I said you are required to give it to those in need, through your church. If you’re not a church member, I don’t know what to tell you. There are very few ways outside the Church you can help others without getting swindled into giving money to abortionists, which is basically giving your money to those who say, hey, how about if we just kill the poor? I won’t name names, but the organizations who do their charitable fundraising where you work are fairly likely to give some of it to abortionists in hopes of making poverty disappear by making the poor disappear.

      Lots of moral complexity at the macro level. At the micro level, it’s pretty easy. We are called by God to give it away, and to do so anonymously, not by having our wealth confiscated.

      To the extent some “progressive” doesn’t recognize that truth, I distance myself from the “progressive” principles.

      • Thom*

        I surely don’t believe that wealthy people do not give back. Or do you prefer the government takes from the wealthy? We have seen how the government “shares” our money. Lets see. 150 million to muslim brotherhood and more on the way. 2 billion to Pakastan a year , 50 million to Braziel to drill for oil(wtf) and it goes on and on. obama bought votes with tax payers money(wtf).
        Progressive is just a play on words. Its another way to say Liberal, same difference. You never said what party you prefer but i would bet you voted for the sweatturd, mr.o. Besides the catholic church has more money than they know what to do with. Lets share some of that. Nice try Mr. Scholar.

        • $30423294

          You’re on to me Thom Pean! I specifically said in my thesis that government should take all the wealthy folks’ money and give it to the nonproductive!

          • Stephen Mizer

            I’m sorry CS, but they’re right. Forced giving used to be called extortion, now it’s “our fair share.” And by the way, I give about 7% of my meager gubmint wages to charity. WILLINGLY. Make me do it though, and I’ll bite your fool hand off.

          • Teresa Davis McCormick

            why the hell is no one reading what you wrote before commenting. I feel like i fell onto a crazy bus. LOL

          • $30423294

            Thanks Teresa! I’m glad someone understands. You made my day!

            :)

          • Teresa Davis McCormick

            no prob. I enjoy your comments a lot. God bless you.

          • ChemEngineer

            I agree with both of you. I am a a firm believer in the idea that to whom much is given, much is expected. Not out of obligation, but out of gratitude to the One that gave us the ability, strength and creativity to obtain what we have. We don’t give out of duty or a sense of buying favor but out of gratitude.

          • MoxieLouise

            True…if we give because our government forces us to give it means nothing. And if our government gives our money to organizations that God wants no part of, He is not pleased. My husband will take the homeless man on the street to the diner for lunch, but he won’t give him money to spend on liquor. If that man is truly hungry, he will gladly accept the lunch. Can the bloated government make that distinction? No. They just pass out cash indiscriminately.

        • Teresa Davis McCormick

          “I didn’t say legal obligation, or civic obligation, or patriotic duty. I
          said they have a personal, moral obligation to give their treasure to
          others.”
          from Catholic Scholar’s comment.

      • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

        Yeah, you’re neither “Catholic” nor a “Scholar.”

        • $30423294

          Thanks alot Grumpa Grumpus!

          Do you see why we don’t ask the difficult questions in the comment section?

          Look at this. Angie is all torqued off at me. I’m a card carrying conservative and she’s all torqued off at me :(

          You owe me a beer, Grumpa Grumpus!

          • mhojai

            If you’re carrying a “conservative” card, it’s because you stole it. You must think that everyone is as dumb as your liberal “progressive” friends.
            What is “required” is that someone earn their money honestly… no one is then required to provide for slackers.
            You may care to note that this country is the most generous in the world. The generosity is not because someone else said they HAD to, but it is an innate aspect of a “producer,” to have consideration for those who wish to produce and are circumstantially prevented from it. Coersion of any kind does not enter into a free, capitalistc society.
            Go play “Marx brothers” somewhere else. you’re not fooling anone here.

          • Teresa Davis McCormick

            You need to read what Catholic Scholar wrote again. He said nothing approving the coercion of rich people to give to poor. Christ calls us to help those in need with what we have. You can’t argue with that. Should government take rich people’s money? No, never. And that’s what Catholic Scholar said.

          • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

            I’m not torqued at you — I made a statement of fact that you are misrepresenting yourself with a very shallow view of the Catholic theology (which is the opposite of being a “scholar” btw).

        • Teresa Davis McCormick

          I’m a Catholic and that’s exactly what Christ teaches us to do. Rich people should be giving to poor people, but there should be no laws from government to force people.

          • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

            Man you have a simplistic view of theology & biblical teachings — do you also “disdain” for rich people who “fail to share” like that charlatan does too — as if *he* has the right to make such judgments? Because let me inform you that Christ does not teach class warfare & He does NOT teach that “rich people should give to poor people” –He teaches that ALL people — rich & poor alike — should love one another & do undo others as we would have them do unto us. That is much, much larger than your simplistic, materialistic, self-centered & narrow-minded view of Christ. You should learn your religion better especially before you go spouting off your shallow views of Christ’s teaching using the mere fact that you were given a Catholic baptism as a child as some sort of authority.

          • Teresa Davis McCormick

            sorry i wasn’t baptized as a child. I chose the Roman Catholic Church after about 3 years of praying and studying. I was raised in a non-denominational Christian Church. But thanks for the assumption, lets me know who I’m dealing with. First of all, I don’t know why I have to answer to any of your insults because basically I never said some of that stuff. I don’t have disdain for rich people. I didn’t say Christ teaches class warfare. And your statement:

            “He does NOT teach that “rich people should give to poor people” –He
            teaches that ALL people — rich & poor alike — should love one
            another & do undo others as we would have them do unto us.”

            Is a total contradiction. Let me explain, John 15:12 says

            My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.

            Now knowing this, which you indicated that you do, you have to admit that Jesus loved us so much that he died for us. So yes he does ask us to sacrifice ourselves for others.

            Back to the point of this entire conversation. Does government have a right to take your money and give it to charities that you may not want to support? NO
            We must give of ourselves with free will. Only God can command us.

          • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

            “Let me explain” –oh bless your heart, if only you could.
            When I need illumination on the teachings of Jesus, I’ll ask my priest or trusted members of my church — I’m not listening to some loon on an internet board who has demonstrated time & again that she distorts the words of the New Testament to meet her preconceived notions. God’s will v. your own will: learn to tell the difference.

          • Lori

            The bible also says, those who have much, much is required. I don’t hate the rich for not giving. I just pity them.

          • Guest

            Actually, I think it says something like “from those to whom much has been given, much is expected.”

      • Glen

        Who is John Galt?

      • Teresa Davis McCormick

        I agree with you. Morally we have been called by Christ to share our blessings with others. When the Gov. takes all our money and gives it to people who use it in a way that goes against God, it’s very unsettling for a Christian. Catholic Charities are being crippled by the Obama administration and the rest of America hasn’t even been talking about it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

        One thing you forgot: God gave us all free will. We decide if we want to give away whatever we want to and we decide if we don’t want to. God gave us that freedom. You can throw your moral this and moral that around all you want…but if you are a Catholic you know that God gave us all free will. Who are YOU to judge if we should or should not give anything away. Who we should or should not help? God is the judge…not you.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters Conservative minorities.

    • Lady_Clare

      Conservative minorities seems to be their tenderest spot. Seeing minorities that think qualifications instead of race torques the livin’ H out of them!

  • $29520529

    It actually takes hard work to succeed!

  • my preciousss!!

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: sarah palin

  • jd

    Raising taxes on the rich won’t do a damn thing to help the economy…

  • Elena0412

    Heterosexual married couples with children.

  • Elena0412

    Attractive conservative women.

    • lainer51

      Smart, attractive conservative women.

      • Elena0412

        If they’re conservative, they must be smart.

  • Elena0412

    The American flag.

  • Elena0412

    Successful people.

  • Elena0412

    Churchgoers.

  • BeeKaaay

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: Actual freedom of religion (as opposed to “freedom of worship” which to leftwingwackos means “go to Church and shut up the rest of the week”)

  • Elena0412

    Fetuses.

    • Lin Jarvis

      They are upset only by live fetuses. Dead babies–not a problem.

  • Elena0412

    Paying THEIR “fair share” of taxes.

  • Elena0412

    Going out of pocket for groceries.

  • Garth Haycock

    #thingsthatupsetObamavoters – truth

  • sb36695

    “Math stuff” because it’s so hard!

  • sb36695

    Budgets because we can print money!

  • Eastwood Ravine

    Sonagrams. Birth control that is cheaper with cash than with federal funds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    how about strong women whose lady parts don’t do their thinking for them

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    that obama is the second black president

  • freeinaz

    A strong dollar you actually earned being gainfully employed FULL TIME

  • MoxieLouise

    Tea Parties, small government, admitting that “terrorist” is still a word.

  • michael s

    #ThingsthatupsetObamavoters NOTHING our candidate won. #ThingsthatupsetRonmeyvoters You didn’t build that victory Morris rove Coulter will hannity promised. Husbands who didn’t note for him. Having a candidate and running mate that couldn’t win their home states, plus the state he governed. Being beaten by an opponent who is the most popularly elected 2 term president in the history of the USA. How they were all of the sudden victims of voter fraud voter suppression. Next time have the proper id(sarcasm).

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

      In that case,

      When U6 is at or above 20%, OWN IT!

      When we go into a second recession, OWN IT!

      When the Treasury has a failed debt auction, OWN IT!

      When the government finally goes bankrupt, OWN IT!

      When the dollar is no longer the world’s reserve currency, OWN IT!

      When Iran successfully tests a nuclear weapon, OWN IT!

      When Iran then starts a nuclear arms race in the Middle East, OWN IT!

      When Israel disappears under a mushroom cloud, and the Samson Option is exercised, OWN IT!

      Elections are easy, michael, but governing is quite a different animal altogether.

      • v1cious

        Your party is in shambles. OWN IT!

        • Stephen Mizer

          The stupid anti-freedom, endless recession party won. OWN IT!!

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

          Which is easier: being part of a political party that is, for the time being, still reeling from an electoral defeat, or governing the brokest country in history while dealing with numerous external existential threats?

          You guys say that you won a mandate. When the worst happens under your watch, nut up and OWN IT!

        • lainer51

          and you are irrelevant… own that!

      • Elena0412

        #thingsthatupsetobamavoters: owning up to things. They will blame Bush (1 and 2), Reagan, Ford, Nixon, Eisenhower…

    • Thom*

      who invited you to the party sweatturd?

    • sb36695

      Yes YOUR candidate won. But America lost. Check out dailyjobcuts.com.

  • Lin Jarvis

    o voters are upset by: America; people who believe in actual equality; people who want to keep part of their own money; chastity; good manners and civility; women who are strong, independent; political dissent from the other side; voters who want actual experience an qualifications from candidates, employees, or spokesmen (that’s right spokesmen; I didn’t say spokes men or women; I didn’t say spokes people. I just didn’t want to.); anyone who has something they don’t have;

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters ~ Conservatives don’t get all tingly at the mention or sight of Obama. Nor do we pledge allegiance and write messages on our hand.

  • Steve_J

    Reality.

    • mhojai

      I think that sums it up, nicely!

  • Lovetorun2

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters – having to show ID to vote; NOT having to show ID to get a free turkey from D.C. council member Marion Barry, ward 8, Washington D.C.

  • jacksonjay

    God, Jerusalem, the Pledge of Allegiance, Boy Scouts, humility, civility, …

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

    Math, basic accounting, freedom of religion, reality…

  • Danny Wheeler

    Man, where do I START?!

  • RightThinking1

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters – That anyone could have even considered voting for Romney.

  • dkhilly

    People who like rural/wilderness living.

  • lainer51

    +
    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: That LBJ was the great “raider” of Social Security and he was a DEMOCRAT!
    and, the BIG one – black conservatives.

  • BarbaraB

    That the first Black US Senator, Hiram Rhodes Revels was actually an elected Republican from Mississippi in 1870. Surprise, not a victim. They hate actually hearing their stolen history.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Catholicscholar, may I debate you?

    You obsessed, for lack of a better word, about money. You state that one is morally REQUIRED (my emphasis) to give their excess. Did not Jesus teach about the difference between giving one a fish and teaching one to fish? You cannot eat money. You cannot wear money. Money makes for lousy shelter against the elements. Who is to say one has excess funds?

    What about other things of value? If I owned five acres and my neighbor owned twenty shouldn’t that neighbor be morally required to deed to me his excess land? What of the homeless person? Should I be required to deed my excess property to him or her? How about clothes? If your closets are full and mine are empty are you not morally required to give me your excess clothes?

    As you can see changing the item of value from money to something else gives a new perspective to the idea of something in excess.

    I agree with you that it is not the government’s job to determine if one has enough. It is also no one else’s job, either.

    • Stephen Mizer

      Wisdom, another thing Obama voters hate.

    • tcbinc

      Put down the crack pipe you are rambling again

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      has no one Catholic Scholar’s comment?? He says the Bible teaches us to help people and it does. That’s not debatable. We need to stick together as Christians before the government take all our money, guns, and rights away.

      • GaryTheBrave

        Help, yes. But CS said it was REQUIRED to give their EXCESS to the poor. Who determines what is excess? Maybe the person with a large piece of land needs every inch to grow crops or raise animals.

        I propose a Hollywood tax. Anyone in the entertainment industry who earns $1,000,000 on one project (movie, play, album, concert, book, game [athletes are merely entertainers after all]) should pay a 95% tax. That leaves them with $50,000 which is fair. They don’t need anymore than that.

        • Teresa Davis McCormick

          Why should we tax people again? because they have more or they are entertainers. Why is it ok to say the gov. is going to require you to pay taxes. CS said, as Christians, God requires us to give. I don’t like Hollywood any more than you do but i’m tired of the gov. taxing the crap out of people.

  • Terry

    The Russians call Obama a communist, and those who voted for him, illiterates. http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/19-11-2012/122849-obama_soviet_mistake-0/

  • pretty_kitty83

    #thingsthatupsetobamavoters TWITCHY! :)

  • orringtonmom (D)

    for some weird reason (considering how they LOVE how pro choice they are): Crisis Pregnancy Centers.

  • Takiwa

    Birth Certificates (forged), Selective Service registrations (forged), Social Security Number (fraudulently obtained), Natural Born Citizen (actual definition) Picture ID, Paper Ballots.

  • Takiwa

    Love. Morals. Happiness. The Golden Rule.

  • Chris Mears

    We missed the most obvious one: #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters Working for a Living

  • afvet4america

    Babies ! To them a baby is punishment.

  • afvet4america

    Job application’s.

  • TundraThunder

    #ThingsthatupsetObamavoters: Everything, even anything “free”, because they always want more.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    -people who have a work ethic
    -people who have a sense of personal responsibility.
    -people who have jobs.
    -people who believe that the harder you work, the more you achieve.
    -people who know there is no such thing as a free lunch (or cellphone).

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    The threat of taking their food stamps away. We’ll see how mad Obama voters get when I tell them they can’t purchase Monster Energy Drinks with their EBT cards anymore….

  • http://twitter.com/FreedomsPatriot Josey

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: NOTHING….. Tyrannical traitors do not care about anything except a welfare check, food stamps and a free Obama “fon”..

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    Catholic Charities

  • John Thomas Ward III

    #WhatUpsetsObamaVotersMost:TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY! #Superman Or what Obama thinks he is… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • BeeKaaay

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters People who are not Marxists.

  • Cherry Walker

    Hiding their EBT card under their workboots!

  • lana ward

    Obama voters are mad that he has sent MILLIONS of dollars to mosques around the world and that cuts into their food stamps

  • lana ward

    Obama voters are mad that he has sent MILLIONS of dollars to mosques around the world and that cuts into their food stamps

  • GW

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters:Obamacare … when they finally get on the receiving end of it.

  • BeeKaaay

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters – the truth that Marxism only leads to more suffering.

  • Juanita Outlaw-Bedford

    #ThingsThatUpsetObamaVoters: Black conservatives that refuse to go back to the plantation

  • sunshineconnie

    That JFK was a DEMOCRAT