Nancy Pelosi will remain House minority leader.

Not a surprise; she got her little pat on the head. And pitifully made a big hoopla about it, to boot.

The news was met with resounding yawns.

Heh.

Twitchy will monitor and update with any other not-so-shocking developments.

Update:

Update: Whoops!

That’s right, she did.

And singing, allegedly.

Bless her heart!

The mocking was swift and awesome.

https://twitter.com/dentonexable/status/268736617550839811

And the video tape!

https://twitter.com/dentonexable/status/268736617550839811

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAC5nt6StR0]

Update: Double whoops! Fox News misrepresents her as a Republican.