Heh.

No, really. An “unstable” twin sister has entered the already salacious Petraeus scandal mix.

Yes, way.

More from the New York Post:

Gen. David Petraeus sure loved helping his lady friends.

While he was director of the CIA, Petraeus wrote a letter supporting the child-custody fight of the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of his close friend Jill Kelley — whose bombshell claims of being threatened by his lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, sources told The Post.

The four-star general’s letter to the court — written in the past two months — supported a motion to overturn a ruling made nearly a year earlier by a judge who resoundingly denied custody to Kelley’s sister, Natalie Khawam, because of serious reservations about her honesty and mental stability, court records show.

Oh, my! Over/under on a nasty case of amnesia coming next? Perhaps we will find out that the twin is actually Kelley’s mother, transformed into her twin by a nefarious villain, who trapped her for years in his hidden lair?

Twitter users digest this latest angle as only they can. Hilarity, of course, ensues.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/268340880866410496

Indeed. Twitchy will, of course, update with further developments. Like a long-lost father, who was kidnapped years ago by a fierce tribe of Amazon women. Or something.

Update: Double oh, dear.

  • $30423294

    There’s a scene in the movie Airplane where both pilots have passed out and the flight attendant, trying not to sound terrified, says calmly over the speaker: “by the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

    This is what America feels like to me right now.

    • SansMercy

      And when she’s inflating the “auto pilot”, feels alot like that as well. Actually it feels exactly like that. Puffing on Petraeus the auto pilot.

    • matt miller

      thanks ,i couldnt put my finger (or a name) on the vague,cold sensation of unease and angst that has been over taking me since the sham called an election.

    • BlueGood

      What happened to the BABY????

      Don’t say the Dingo struck again!!!!

  • irishgirl91

    Only thing left is Gen. P. wakes up to find it was all a dream, takes a shower and finds Gen. A. There all solved soap opera style. Now can we get back to those 4 men killed in Benghazi?

    • https://twitter.com/DrMatthew Dr. Matt

      What about the dozens and dozens and dozens of men slaughtered under the herr dubyah failed administration?

      June 14, 2002, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
      Suicide bomber kills 12 and injures 51.
      February 20, 2003, international diplomatic compound in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
      Truck bomb kills 17.

      February 28, 2003, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
      Gunmen on motorcycles kill
      ed two consulate guards.

      July 30, 2004, U.S. embassy in Taskkent, Uzbekistan
      Suicide bomber kills two.

      December 6, 2004, U.S. consulate in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
      Militants stormed and occupied perimeter wall. Five killed, 10 wounded.

      March 2, 2006, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan
      Suicide car bomber killed four, including a U.S. diplomate directly targeted by the assailants.

      September 12, 2006, U.S. embassy in Damascus, Syria
      Gunmen attacked embassy with grenades, automatic weapons, and a car bomb (though second truck bomb failed to detonate). One killed and 13 wounded.

      January 12, 2007, U.S. embassy in Athens, Greece
      A rocket-propelled grenade was fired at the embassy building. No one was injured.

      July 9, 2008, U.S. consulate in Istanbul, Turkey
      Armed men attacked consulate with pistols and shotguns. Three policemen killed.

      March 18, 2008, U.S. embassy in Sana’a, Yemen
      Mortar attack misses embassy, hits nearby girls’ school instead.

      September 17, 2008, U.S. embassy in Sana’a, Yemen
      Militants dressed as policemen attacked the embassy with RPGs, rifles, grenades and car bombs. Six Yemeni soldiers and seven civilians were killed. Sixteen more were injured.

      • Vennoye

        Did not ever hear that Bush just sat there and watched any of them die and said “stand down” to sending help. If you can prove differently, it might be a comparison!!

        • https://twitter.com/DrMatthew Dr. Matt

          And President Obama didn’t just sit there and watch them die either. FAIL YET, herr dubyah watched Americans die on 9/11! WORST.PRESIDENT.EVER.

          • matt miller

            no obozo sat there and turned down repeated requests for aid covering a time span greater than the actual prosecution of taking down bin laden.over 4 hrs. ……………???? obozo easily takes the lead as worst resident in 236 yrs. from jimmy”attacked by a swimming rabbit” carter.

          • RightThinking1

            You are correct…, he didn’t just sit there, he cued up an obscure YouTube video, and played pin the tail on the donkey with the American public…, still is, in fact.

      • Elizabeth

        That was a war which was voted by Congesss to send military to participate. Libya was something Obama and Hillary overtook on their own to take out the dictator of Libya and replace him!! You remember that reset button? How is it working for you?

  • http://www.SPX90.com Mary in South Jersey

    My confidence level with the Obama Administration just went up a few notches. *insert Jersey girl sarcasm*

  • Jack Deth

    Jeebus!

    An evil twin sister?!!!

    Really? This is what you’re going with?

    Who’s writing this soap opera?!!!!!

    Aaron Sorkin, James Carville, Tori Spelling and Linda Bloodworth-Thomasom?

    All that missing is Amnesia!…. Wait… That will happen next season. If there is a next season.

    • disappearing moderate

      Oh, you can count on amnesia if any of these people start testifying before congressional committees. All that’s missing now is children who are born, go straight to European boarding schools, return in the summer as lusty teens then go to college for 6 weeks before becoming doctors.

      • Jack Deth

        Hi, disappearing moderate:

        I bow to your wisdom of soap opera development.

        The first season (Now) is for character introduction and exposition. The second season will be congressional committee hearings. If they get off the ground.

        By then you will have at least two kids born out of wedlock. Several cases of mistaken identity. Wiretaps, Tawdry liasons in tacky ‘love nests’. An ‘exclusive’ sex tape, audio or video. And at least one evil step mother.

        • Amos

          and don’t forget the “older shady business man villain” with a goatee or beard who owns a luxurious island in the caribbean

          • Jack Deth

            Absolutely, Amos:

            A role made for either ‘The Most interesting Man in the World’. Hector Elizondo, or Michael Ironside. Living in the Caribbean for its flexible extradition laws and access to his evil off shore, Bain influenced accounts.

          • Amos

            all we need now is a fiendish murder plot and a lost/stolen inheritance story line and HBO/NBC/OWN will be giving us our own series

          • Amos

            all we need now is a fiendish murder plot and a lost/stolen inheritance story line and HBO/NBC/OWN will be giving us our own series

          • TheOriginalDonald

            I don’t always lie under oath, but when I do, IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Jonathan Goldsmith

            STAY WORRIED MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • RightThinking1

            I understand that John McAfee is auditioning…

          • Jack Deth

            Absolutely, Amos:

            A role made for either ‘The Most interesting Man in the World’. Hector Elizondo, or Michael Ironside. Living in the Caribbean for its flexible extradition laws and access to his evil off shore, Bain influenced accounts.

          • $7610427

            He’s a business partner of Grandpa…

          • TheOriginalDonald

            Isn’t Al Lewis dead??????

          • matt miller

            well yes….but due to a plot twist al lewis will return next season as the evil twin of his own grandpa ….or whatever

          • $7610427

            He’s a business partner of Grandpa…

        • Amos

          and don’t forget the “older shady business man villain” with a goatee or beard who owns a luxurious island in the caribbean

        • $7610427

          One of the out of wedlock births is a trashy 2nd cousin from Kentucky who decides to drop in for an extended visit in order to get her hands on the slightly senile grandfather’s money. Drama ensues when Grandpa’s sexy personal nurse realizes that her piece of the pie is about to shrink… :)

        • $7610427

          One of the out of wedlock births is a trashy 2nd cousin from Kentucky who decides to drop in for an extended visit in order to get her hands on the slightly senile grandfather’s money. Drama ensues when Grandpa’s sexy personal nurse realizes that her piece of the pie is about to shrink… :)

      • Jack Deth

        Hi, disappearing moderate:

        I bow to your wisdom of soap opera development.

        The first season (Now) is for character introduction and exposition. The second season will be congressional committee hearings. If they get off the ground.

        By then you will have at least two kids born out of wedlock. Several cases of mistaken identity. Wiretaps, Tawdry liasons in tacky ‘love nests’. An ‘exclusive’ sex tape, audio or video. And at least one evil step mother.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        DM, you just summed up the life of Barack Obama very nicely… only replace ‘European Boarding schools’ with ‘Frank Marshall’s basement’; ‘return in the summer’ with ‘shipped off to grandparents at age 11’, and ‘go to college for 6 weeks before becoming doctors’ with ‘appear to attend school, pose as a professor before becoming a lawyer and having to voluntarily resign his law license’.

        • matt miller

          not to mention bozo’s commie mommie making those naughty movies
          for her baby daddies…….. explains a lot about barry’s present mental state

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        DM, you just summed up the life of Barack Obama very nicely… only replace ‘European Boarding schools’ with ‘Frank Marshall’s basement’; ‘return in the summer’ with ‘shipped off to grandparents at age 11’, and ‘go to college for 6 weeks before becoming doctors’ with ‘appear to attend school, pose as a professor before becoming a lawyer and having to voluntarily resign his law license’.

    • Penmar

      Well, they can always trot out Romnesia.

      • Maria Seeger

        Obamanesia FTW!!!

        • Penmar

          That would never do, Maria, that would imply blame for Obama and we absolutely know it is never his fault.

        • Penmar

          That would never do, Maria, that would imply blame for Obama and we absolutely know it is never his fault.

      • Maria Seeger

        Obamanesia FTW!!!

    • Penmar

      Well, they can always trot out Romnesia.

    • MUCHRIS64

      I’d like to forget the last four years and the next four coming up…..

      • redheadgrl

        that’s why we have beer and whiskey

        • RightThinking1

          Yeah, well, unfortunately the 8 years are going to leave a hangover that can’t be cured.

  • sdm81

    Incompetence begets incompetence.

  • sdm81

    Incompetence begets incompetence.

  • Super 88

    This thing will get weirder and weirder as long as it keeps leading us away from Benghazi. And another thing: Where was Obama during all this?

    • Amos

      duh..playing golf!

    • Amos

      duh..playing golf!

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      “Don’t pay any attention to the man on the back nine.”

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      “Don’t pay any attention to the man on the back nine.”

  • Super 88

    This thing will get weirder and weirder as long as it keeps leading us away from Benghazi. And another thing: Where was Obama during all this?

  • BrendaStarr

    All we really need now is for some deceased person to come back to life and reveal the Big secret behind it all. Paging Vince Foster!

  • BrendaStarr

    All we really need now is for some deceased person to come back to life and reveal the Big secret behind it all. Paging Vince Foster!

  • Marcy Cook

    Another 4 star General was just taken down for “lavish spending”…..if more generals go down then this is a pattern to remove the guys at the top, replace them with obambots and take over the military. I’m not seeing any humor or “sex fun” about any of this. I have a very bad feeling everything is orchestrated…especially after that stolen election.

  • Marcy Cook

    Another 4 star General was just taken down for “lavish spending”…..if more generals go down then this is a pattern to remove the guys at the top, replace them with obambots and take over the military. I’m not seeing any humor or “sex fun” about any of this. I have a very bad feeling everything is orchestrated…especially after that stolen election.

  • $30423294

    Not to nitpick, but isn’t some congressional committee supposed to review the character and background of nominees for high military office?

    It seems like something went horribly wrong with that committee.

    I mean, these congresspeople are a sleazy bunch, they can dig up dirt on ordinary citizens like Joe the Plumber in a *snap*.

    My gosh, I think it’s clear now that these people know they’re elevating creeps to high office, and they just don’t care.

    Good news: we just re-elected every darn one of them. So that’s something going for us, isn’t it?

    • RightThinking1

      Funny you should mention that. Does anyone here with ANY experience with military intelligence believe that O, given his background, would under ordinary circumstances receive any significant security clearance?

      • matt miller

        obozo has never provided enough personal i.d. to qualify for day clearance to a U.S. military base, much less to have an actual security clearance rating.
        being an admitted drug user/addict as well as associating with known terrorists and enemies of the state/criminal felons would also pretty much sh1tcan the possibility of the clown being allowed access to the onbase p.x. much less any area requiring clearance. i was required to have an ORIGINAL , researchable birth certificate ,plus an armload of corallary documentation as well as references which were sometimes confirmed with actual physical ,in person interviews of my referring parties. its no picnic getting confirmed for any security clearances………unless your a druggie from(presumably) hawaii with no primae facie documentation and many criminal
        and terrorist friends, no proof WHO paid the huge bills for your schooling,
        who was raised by communists and persons high on the FBI’S subversive/criminal watchlist and whose mother attended a communist school
        under watch by the FBI’S Un-American Activities Unit and who dabbled in 8mm homemade bondage and discipline pornography……. then its go right on in barry…no we dont need to see your i.d. Mr. Resident

        • RightThinking1

          Yeah, Matt. It was a rhetorical question. I laughingly told my wife that O actually may not have known anything, as serious intelligence people must be loathe to trust him with any info.
          You are right, O would not have made it past the front door if a security clearance was required.

          • matt miller

            it’s amazing isnt it what an unknown the president of our country is.
            frightening too. but i agree, i think the parts if our government that are honestly trying to fulfill their commission to protect and defend must be
            very worried about barry and his political hack buddies getting any intel
            ….. they’d simply use it for political hay.
            p.s. i wasnt tryin to lecture you, Right, your one of the few who are aware of the problem of someone like obama (lower-case intended)
            having access to state secrets…. look at Benghazi.

  • $30423294

    Not to nitpick, but isn’t some congressional committee supposed to review the character and background of nominees for high military office?

    It seems like something went horribly wrong with that committee.

    I mean, these congresspeople are a sleazy bunch, they can dig up dirt on ordinary citizens like Joe the Plumber in a *snap*.

    My gosh, I think it’s clear now that these people know they’re elevating creeps to high office, and they just don’t care.

    Good news: we just re-elected every darn one of them. So that’s something going for us, isn’t it?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Scenes from next season’s show. Jill Kelley’s psychological unstable twin sister is…Jill Kelley, with a split personality and Gen. Patraeus’ long lost daughter. Gen. Allen is a double agent, working with the Muslim Brotherhood to spike all the kool-ade supplies, so Obamaites will rule the globe. The shirtless FBI agent is now working undercover at Chip ‘n Dales to infiltrate a blackmarket ring, selling knock-off Victoria Secret’s lingerie. Paula Broadwell leaks the Muslim Brotherhood’s plan by inserting a coded message in her steamy fictional novel, entitled, “Soft To The Touch”.

  • gr82cu2

    You know what’s even creepier??? Does he not look like he could be her father? LOL

  • JoeMusgo

    Okay, if I find out that Broadwell drove eight hours down to Tampa to confront Jill Kelley while wearing adult diapers, my head will explode!

  • TheOriginalDonald

    This story is so sordid I want NOTHING to do with it!-Jerry Springer

  • EastValleyConservative

    This is pathetic. However, everyone on the right side of the aisle better get back to the real issue which is what happened in Libya. The left is simply trying to run out the clock on this one, and they are doing it masterfully at this point while we all pay attention to this scandal. He is being discredited and will be destroyed, not for his affairs, but because I believe he would actually speak the truth about Benghazi.