Oh, my! How can the headline masters at the New York Post beat that?

https://twitter.com/largelatteplz/status/268371492201439232

https://twitter.com/jessmisener/status/268391730913632256

Does the NY Post deliver? You be the judge. As Twitchy reported yesterday, the voice of “Sesame Street’s” Elmo has taken a leave of absence due to allegations of a sexual relationship with a minor.

But, wait, there’s more. They did a split cover, working in the “unstable twin” Petraeus news, which is just the latest soap opera-esque news to enter the already salacious mix.

https://twitter.com/BonzoTMonkey/status/268392137282969600

A vote for the NY Post:

And one for the Daily News:

What say you, readers? Over the weekend, the Post won round one in the battle of Petraeus covers. What about now? Did the Daily News take this bout?

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    Call Of Booty would have been better :)

    • lillymckim

      Winner!

    • lillymckim

      Winner!

    • JB_Nimble

      What’s next? Gen Allen in MILF Patrol?

    • JB_Nimble

      What’s next? Gen Allen in MILF Patrol?

    • Armando

      Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

      • Liberal Hater

        We have a winner.

        • Nick Renn

          That would be a wiener….

        • Nick Renn

          That would be a wiener….

      • Liberal Hater

        We have a winner.

    • Armando

      Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    Call Of Booty would have been better :)

  • kalkam

    At this rate we will find out that Big Bird is dealing crack….

    Should have voted for Romney…

    But at least if Elmo rapes you there is still free abortion! Rape is rape…

  • kalkam

    At this rate we will find out that Big Bird is dealing crack….

    Should have voted for Romney…

    But at least if Elmo rapes you there is still free abortion! Rape is rape…

  • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

    omg.

  • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

    omg.

  • David Kenmir

    Dear Gen. McCrystal. Sorry you weren’t stupid enough to qualify for my admin. posts. Now have several openings. Please consider. Sincerely Your Dear Leader “O.”

  • David Kenmir

    Dear Gen. McCrystal. Sorry you weren’t stupid enough to qualify for my admin. posts. Now have several openings. Please consider. Sincerely Your Dear Leader “O.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Booty, honor, country…..er…..in That order!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Booty, honor, country…..er…..in That order!

  • sleazyrider

    I’m only gonna say this one more time….cigars are for smokin!

  • sleazyrider

    I’m only gonna say this one more time….cigars are for smokin!

  • Nick Renn

    Military MILFS Gone Wild Part 1.

  • Nick Renn

    Military MILFS Gone Wild Part 1.

  • $30423294

    My favorite headline from the New York Post.

    Situation: Donald Trump gets engaged to a young slinky thing.

    Headline over picture of young slinky thing:

    The Lady is a Trump

  • $30423294

    My favorite headline from the New York Post.

    Situation: Donald Trump gets engaged to a young slinky thing.

    Headline over picture of young slinky thing:

    The Lady is a Trump

  • aegean1

    So much coverage for this “scandal,” but for Benghazi all we heard were crickets.

  • gman213

    They must be recruiting their writers from some high school study hall class

  • BananaCharger

    At least the General has MUCH better taste than Clinton, I bet he’s sorry he dodged the draft now.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Tickle-me-Petraeus. (c)2012, stimulus4u all rights reserved