Oh, dear. Today’s Petraeus scandal revelations (will they ever end?) were just begging for mockery. First, salacious emails, numbering in the tens of thousands. Next, the entrance of an “unstable twin” into the soap opera mix. It follows, then, that happy warriors would find a way to giggle madly through their disgust. And so they did.

The always hilarious Iowa Hawk got the ball (heh) rolling with #Pauladoesthepentagon.

https://twitter.com/VanGoGoGirly/status/268361230815727616

Bow chicka heh heh. Hey, if we don’t find ways to keep giggling, we’ll all curl up in the corner and cry!

Next up, came #PetraeusPornTitles. Dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz … and giggle madly.

https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/268456312306823168

And actor Adam Baldwin with the early win.

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/268450186504855552

More, please, Twitter! (That’s what she said?)