Oh, my! As Twitchy reported, Biden has been flopping up a storm at rallies. It seems that voters are just not that into him, or his boss.

Today was the saddest “Dear John” rally yet, according to reporters on the scene.

Criminy! If there was any more time left, his crowds might dwindle to Fluke-sized “intimate gatherings.”

Take a gander at the sad pics. Poor, lonely Joe.

Tim Kaine, or Tom Kaine as Biden says, couldn’t even salvage it.

All 800 of you!

Oh, Joe. It’s not us, it’s you.

Update:  Biden bravely ran away from his humiliation.

Gee, we wonder why? Heh.

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  • SansMercy

    20 minutes and 800 people! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Also notice the teleprompters – For 800? Really?! Biden is a national embarrassment.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      right? now they try and keep him from “saying what he means”

    • Pete Futz

      He won’t be an embarrassment for long!

  • carla5731

    If these Democrats were worth their salt they’d jump Mark Warner, steal his 50 million dollar fortune and redistribute it to what’s left of his party’s darlings: Occupy.

  • TiLiNi

    I’m done with that face! Next…

  • Bruno

    Maybe thats because they started to vote early? i remember when Ron Paul used have such huge rallies people used to think that Ron Paul would win easily. But it seems having larger crowds doesn’t really matter much.

    • Owen007

      So the fact that Team Obama can’t draw large crowds of supporters is proof-positive that they have an early voting advantage? Eesh, no leaps in logic there…

      • Bruno

        Now tell me again who was it that Having Larger rallies didn’t matte again? during the GOP election Romney, Rick supporters have said to the Ron Paul supporters that having Larger Rallies didn’t matter.

        And are you aware the majority of those people in the rally are paid people,supporters right?

        • J. Cox

          And you have proof of that I am sure.No? Shocked.Another Paulbot dispensing “truth”Shocking.

          • Bruno

            As usual the typical response from a War monger, Romney supporter always calling none Romney supporters Paulbots

            Because its not surprising why the loser of 2008 John McCain is supporting Romney.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            No, I prefer “Paulifarians.” And as some unkind people have said that it is Christians who have turned them off of Christ, I can equally say that it is Paulifarians who have turned me off of Ron Paul. There is a Paulifarian troll on another board who has singlehandedly turned me off so hard that I honest-to-God would vote to re-elect Sock Puppet than Paul.

            Incidentally, this post of yours is incoherent, juvenile, and is precisely the sort of thing that drives people away from your cult.

          • Bruno

            As usual the typical response from a War monger, Romney supporter always calling none Romney supporters Paulbots

            Because its not surprising why the loser of 2008 John McCain is supporting Romney.

        • J. Cox

          And you have proof of that I am sure.No? Shocked.Another Paulbot dispensing “truth”Shocking.

        • MoxieLouise

          So what happened to Biden? Did he spend his money on hookers?

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          That explains why there were 800 people at Biden’s rally then, they were paid. Thanks for clearing that up. I was curious. And next time please proofread your post before you submit it.

      • Bruno

        Now tell me again who was it that Having Larger rallies didn’t matte again? during the GOP election Romney, Rick supporters have said to the Ron Paul supporters that having Larger Rallies didn’t matter.

        And are you aware the majority of those people in the rally are paid people,supporters right?

    • Owen007

      So the fact that Team Obama can’t draw large crowds of supporters is proof-positive that they have an early voting advantage? Eesh, no leaps in logic there…

    • disappearing moderate

      No early voting in VA. Just absentee. Nice try, Ari, Daffy or whoever the paid billy goat threat of the day is. I live in VA, and it’s going red.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        My Uncle lives in VA and says the same as you do. And yes he voted Romney too.

    • disappearing moderate

      No early voting in VA. Just absentee. Nice try, Ari, Daffy or whoever the paid billy goat threat of the day is. I live in VA, and it’s going red.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Simple there – curiosity/novelty factor.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      They early voted and early voted often.

  • Jack Deth

    Wow!

    Biden and the DNC sure did invite a LOT of empty chairs and space for a speech I’ll wager those in attendance were paid to endure.

    EPIC FAIL! Writ LARGE the day before an election.

    What’s next?

    Biden speaking in front of a Kindergarten? That seems to be their ‘New Base’.
    Maybe another shot at the ‘Crumb & Get It’ bakery that already told him to take a hike?
    Match up Biden with Sandra Fluke for a speech at Catholic U?

    • Owen007

      “Biden speaking in front of a Kindergarten?”

      He already did; it was called the Democratic Convention.

      • Jack Deth

        D’OH!!!!

        Good one, Spidey!

        Though at a real Kindergarten. Joe could use either Barney or Big Bird to sign the speech and be Politically Correct.

      • Jack Deth

        D’OH!!!!

        Good one, Spidey!

        Though at a real Kindergarten. Joe could use either Barney or Big Bird to sign the speech and be Politically Correct.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Oh, bravo indeed, sir.

      • Ernest Baker

        Oops! Now you are insulting kindergardeners…..

  • Steve_J

    They shouldn’t have let Sandra Fluke plan the event.

    • Baba Ghanoush

      Hey-oh!

  • agroulx

    It wasn’t a rally, it was an “intimate gathering”

    • BeautifulAmerica

      nice avatar!

      • agroulx

        Thank you. Rio is a beautiful place.

  • Firewall

    Surprised the media didn’t say 500 trillion

  • HappyHarriet

    Compare that face with the fresh, enthusiastic, uplifting, bright eyed Mr. Ryan.

    Please, Lord, bye bye Biden, along with his fake and phony wife who insists on being called DOCTOR Jill Biden. Get over yourselves! Really?

    It’s hard to keep these liberals sorted out. They want you to believe that “THE ONE PERCENT” is BAAAAD for America, until THEY themselves insist, demand, to BE the one percent. Then, it’s all good.

    These people are absolutely schizophrenic. And honestly folks, no matter what the drug companies or your doctors say, schizophrenia is NOT curable.

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      Aw, come on… don’t insult schizophrenics now. 😉

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      Aw, come on… don’t insult schizophrenics now. 😉

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Liberophrenia is what they suffer from and it is curable for a small percentage (1-2% of the Liberal Democrat population) by a healthy dose of reality, truth, working hard, and growing up.

  • HappyHarriet

    Compare that face with the fresh, enthusiastic, uplifting, bright eyed Mr. Ryan.

    Please, Lord, bye bye Biden, along with his fake and phony wife who insists on being called DOCTOR Jill Biden. Get over yourselves! Really?

    It’s hard to keep these liberals sorted out. They want you to believe that “THE ONE PERCENT” is BAAAAD for America, until THEY themselves insist, demand, to BE the one percent. Then, it’s all good.

    These people are absolutely schizophrenic. And honestly folks, no matter what the drug companies or your doctors say, schizophrenia is NOT curable.

  • SansMercy

    They’re seriously going to have to start green-screening in a crowd.

    • http://www.facebook.com/AMrSmith Robert Smith

      Oh the news casters and all do that editing in the station.

  • SansMercy

    They’re seriously going to have to start green-screening in a crowd.

  • http://twitter.com/lsetters1 linda setters

    Well everyone knows they just came out to see what gaff he would make!!!!

    • TocksNedlog

      He showed up, didn’t he?

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      LOL.

      I was wondering just how many of those 800, minus politicians/aides/security = 500, were actually Romney supporters there to watch the train wreck and take pictures of the raucous crowd.

  • http://twitter.com/lsetters1 linda setters

    Well everyone knows they just came out to see what gaff he would make!!!!

  • lainer51

    I went to a tea party in Penna. on Sat. and we had between 800-1000 there… Uncle Joe is such a first-class loser!!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      What kind of tea did you have? I love tea!! It’s partly why I joined the Tea Party. Yeah Old Joe is a loser and about to be a big one come tomorrow!

      • catb55

        I love PLANE TEA … by TWO IF BY TEA! I have some to take to a party tomorrow night .. to CELEBRATE!

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          Oh yes, my friend, we will celebrate! With tea, with champagne!! Bye bye Obama.

  • Kevin Krom

    And at least half of them were there because it’s cheaper than going to a comedy club.

    • Terry

      Or they were told they could get a chunk of Obama’s stash at that address?

    • Terry

      Or they were told they could get a chunk of Obama’s stash at that address?

  • TocksNedlog

    Joe is running for class president.

    And losing.

  • MoxieLouise

    Hey, Joe, that was a big fu**in’ deal!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I remember when Joe Biden was almost a big ffnn deal!

  • Michelle

    If I never see this man’s face or hear his voice again for the rest of my life, I will die an immensely happy woman.

    • Phelony Jones

      Amen, Sister, tell it!

    • Mike Stuart

      YES YES YES

    • Ernest Baker

      A thought shared by many!,,,,

  • parthos

    Maybe they should change their slogan from “Forward!” to “Faceplant!”

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      If they were honest, it would be “Bend Over!”

      • Jim Denney

        There’s a bumper sticker for that.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          I NEED to put that on my Facebook page.

  • http://twitter.com/rashiedrushing Rashied Rushing

    Heh, Uncle Chuckles…

  • medicinewomantwo

    Poor Joe, he needs a Bubba to draw a few more lost souls in……………

    • ChicksLoveRight

      …and then he goes right ahead and accuses Clinton to bankrupt Chrysler! I wonder how long he can hold off running on his street in in skivvies!

  • Brent Guthrie

    He had teleprompters. No wonder he announced the state correctly.

  • ChicksLoveRight

    One chicken bone away from presidency! THINK ABOUT IT!

    • Jim Denney

      GASP! You used the word “chicken” … branded a racist in 4,3,2….

      • ChicksLoveRight

        LOL! yes, I am a proud Racist – being a non-white woman and supporting WHITE ROMNEY!!

        • Jim Denney

          Glad to hear it!

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        Hey! You guys are like sooo racist! /sarc/

        P.S.- I love chicken. Popeye’s Chicken. Buy me some. NOW.

        Added: I would think a racist would be someone who opposes marathons. Therefore I guess I’m a racist. I HATE marathons.

        • Jim Denney

          No Popeyes for ya, but being an evil, misogynistic, racist homophobe I will share my Chick Fil A!

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Chick Fil A? You’re on..now let’s toast!!!

        • Jim Denney

          I’m sorry to hear that; just the other day I bragged about my fashion choices for the NY marathon:

          “Is the marathon still on? I’m ready with my Lycra tights featuring the Obama rainbow, running shoes with the flashing LEDs (VERY eco-friendly), and official Air Force One bomber / warmup jacket.”

          I also got some great advice from eco-fashionista “alternet9”:

          “If your wearing the LED shoes you’ll need your propeller cap to generate the green energy to power these. Probably wouldn’t hurt to have a solar panel sewed into the back of your bomber jacket either.”

          Lots of fun on here … it’s gonna suck after Romney takes office and jobs are available again :)

  • catonglue

    Breakdown of 800: 45% to get their dose of Kool-Aid for the day, 51% to see what crazy Joe will say next, 4% unsure.

  • Bea

    In CNN math, that’s 800,000,000.

    • lainer51

      LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/greg.willson.165 Greg Willson

    Biden has something very wrong with him! I honestly think he is loosing his mind!

    • twinspineve

      i agree…there is something amiss. obama should have checked more carefully before choosing biden. biden has been a huge drawback. people fear something like biden being one heart beat away from the presidency .

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        Biden is only used for insurance purposes, so I hear. Insurance that no one would try to remove Obama from office in any means during his term.
        I heard Biden’s code name by the Secret Service was “Assassination Insurance”. Yeesh. Kinda feel sorry for the guy.

    • Bob Khan

      Likely early symptoms of Alzheimer’s or some other form of Dementia.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Give it up Old Joe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kirk.c.lusty Kirk C. Lusty

    You got to wonder why so many showed up as empty chairs? Perhaps a tribute to Obama – the ultimate empty chair. Clint Eastwood really won the day.

  • http://www.moralmatters.org/ NathanMBickel

    One would think that with all of Biden’s gaffes, he would be drawing the most populous of crowds……….

  • Terry

    When there is no on there to applaud, and very little by way of applause lines, no need for those pesky applause breaks that make the speech last longer.

  • Terry

    When there is no on there to applaud, and very little by way of applause lines, no need for those pesky applause breaks that make the speech last longer.

  • G.

    And…….1/3 of those were Joes’ friends, 1/3 were drunken homeless peeps attending a pals’ speech and the others were main stream reporters frantic to figure out how to spin Joes latest stupid remarks…

    • Jeffrey Olah

      crazy uncle joe has friends?????

      • G.

        Well, to be honest, thoes are the ones Joey owes money to…otherwise they wouldn’t be caught dead in his presence…..

    • Jeffrey Olah

      crazy uncle joe has friends?????

  • Claude Snerd

    How many of those 800 were bussed in again this time?

  • Ernest Baker

    Aw….take it easy on poor ol’ Joe…..He is lucky to be able to remember who he is….and if you can’t count, 800 is as good as 8000!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    I like how they could zoom in on the pictures by walking up to the stage. Obama will soon be running for cover and A**hole Joe will finally be unemployed.

  • Jeffrey Olah

    at least he bested the Sandra Fluke crowd of 10

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G6NSU3W5VFVVPQDPQGPI3TXPIM rightofcenter

    How many of those 800 were there just to make fun of him?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G6NSU3W5VFVVPQDPQGPI3TXPIM rightofcenter

    How many of those 800 were there just to make fun of him?

  • Ghost

    Sterling, Virginia is Big-Time democrap territory

  • Brett the Brit

    At this rate he’ll soon not have enough people to spell ‘Forward’.

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    I am definitely not a Biden supporter, but I am unemployed due to the Obama recession and I need cash. I am willing to rent out my living room for an election night rally for Biden. It seats about nine, so it should have plenty of capacity.

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    I am definitely not a Biden supporter, but I am unemployed due to the Obama recession and I need cash. I am willing to rent out my living room for an election night rally for Biden. It seats about nine, so it should have plenty of capacity.

  • Stacey G.

    And yet Obama/Biden won Virginia…again.