Yes, that happened. Biden has absolutely ruined “That’s what he said.” For that alone, he must pay. Also, eww! We don’t even want to know what “business” he’s talking about.

Neither do Twitter users.

Oh, dear. It gets worse.

No more talkies, Joe. Please.

Update: Epic mocking begins.

Hide yo’ wives!

  • Josephine (D)

    Is he (accidentally) implying what I think he’s implying? D=

  • Rashied Rushing

    Heh, Uncle Chuckles…

  • Steve_J

    I’ve been in business for longer then I care to remember and have never heard that phrase used in a business enviorment. Actually, I’ve never heard that phrase until Biden, the Debbie Wasserman-Shcultz wannabe, said it today.

    • TugboatPhil

      Steve, apparently you are not in a business that has the word “adult” somewhere in the title.

      • Sandra Miller Grant

        Yea in porn or politics either way your screwed!

      • Steve_J

        I am in business with adults and deal with adults but am not in an “adult” business.

    • Oak Tree Lady

      They made it up today, and tried to make it sound like a common phrase. Yes, it is, for a baby’s diaper!

  • Bored Dalek

    Oh God! Is *that* why Biden was grinning so much at the VP Debate?!

  • ceemack

    I always wondered what kind of career Joe might have had before he went into politics.

    • Joshua Sumner

      apparently he was a court jester… his age is about right…

  • Bored Dalek

    Does Biden just blurt these things out? By blurting out, I mean the phrases. Stop giggling! What I mean is that are these poor word choices in his prepared speech text?

    • Jim Cooper

      VERY WELL PLAYED!!! My compliments. I will now try to stop giggling!

    • TugboatPhil

      After being stiff from all the campaigning, sometimes Joe has to shake himself and it just spurts out.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    great… a new euphomism.

  • Joshua Sumner

    Did “Old Joe” say he was going to blow his whole load?

  • JGMZ

    Joe, I really don’t need to know about your fiber problems.

  • cfcscott1905

    “…the whole load is funny? I don’t get it…” — Rachel Maddow

    • Zane Henry

      You WIN!

      +1 Internets!

    • AUBraves

      She has never… how the hell do I say this without getting too dirty?

  • NittanyLioness

    Am I the only one who thought he was referring to pooping? I can’t think sex-thoughts with ol’ Joe on the stump.

    • Oak Tree Lady

      I thought that referred to a baby’s diaper. Mom brains here.

    • RealityBitesBack

      Still works! He can keep his “load” to himself.

      Read “50 Shades of Gray”… Biden’s whole comment about “put you back in chains” may get your sex-thoughts back in gear…. or send you running to the nearest convent.

    • journogal

      Also could be referring to poop.

  • William J. Miller

    He’s just trying to invoke the memory of the Clinton Administration.

  • snespsue

    What an jackass! Disgraceful.

  • David Harrison


  • Ron Morisseau

    Joe going off “half Cocked” again with his “whole load”

  • SAndrews

    Biden is not able to give you the whole load today. As it happens he’s ‘A Few Bricks Shy’ of a whole load.

  • Im_Rick_James

    By “whole load” does that mean he’s pulling out?

  • Joe W.

    Maybe he can borrow one of Sandra Fluke’s condoms???

  • Don Surber

    Get a load of him

  • Ken Butler

    Joe & his boss have been screwing the American people for 4 years. I’m surprised to hear he has any “load” left!

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      LOL, Thank you for that one sir!! Can’t stop laughing!

  • SineWaveII

    “I’m going to give you the whole load today” Uh oh. Put on your hip waders and grab your shovels everybody.

  • WingedBishop

    In unrelated news, Sandra Fluke was sporting a new string of pearls.

    • WingedBishop

      I almost threw up typing that.

      • Junie3

        I did just reading it. you had to put forth some effort in typing. Major barf

      • journogal

        Thank you for taking one for the team.

  • snespsue

    Biden is stuck on stupid!

  • Doni

    Sounds like Ol Joe Blowhard Biden has been hanging out with Slick Willy Clinton again. Those naughty geriatric boys and the darn things they say during their senior moments. Damn that Viagra anyway.

  • KellyInSanDiego

    The front row is dressed like a Gallagher show!

    • TugboatPhil

      OK. I just puked.

      • Junie3


  • smiley_t

    Uhm…did Joe take his Viagra this morning?! This is so gross. I thought the same thing though…in what business IS he?!

    • Clayton B

      “Call your doctor if you’ve had an election lasting more than four years.”

      • smiley_t

        You’re so funny Clay…

  • Catherine

    I just ate lunch, but now I’m having a hard time keeping it down! So nasty. Funniest one: “Joe Biden promises to give “the whole load today.” That is the real #WaronWomen, my friends.”

  • Penmar

    And once again, I need a pressure washer for my brain.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Clinton does it, Joe just talks about it.

  • charrenee

    He does have a point.. He is in the business of screwing People.. especially the middle class!

  • Right Wired

    Sandra Fluke was unavailable for comment.

    • AUBraves

      I was wondering why she was smiling today!

  • Silenttype78

    I wonder if he was whispering something similar to that biker chick a few weeks back?

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    Well, the Obama/Biden admin has taken a huge dump on America.

  • vino veritas

    The ron jeremy of politics. Both are walking geriatric vulgarities. Mr. ‘bfd’ seems to have another meaning now. Gutter mind produces gutter mouth.

  • pairadimes

    Women in blue dresses were seen running for the exits.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Ewwww … do we get a wad with that load too?

  • Lisa

    Is that his idea OS fore play? You know, even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound!

  • DeadBuffalo Blog

    Sounds like ol’ Joe is going for the Herman-Willard vote.

  • Patrick Crochet

    I was just reading an article that Biden will run POTUS in 2016….I see he continues to live in a fantasy world…..what a tool….

  • Nick Peters

    So did he mention anything about what Cheerleaders do at the same time?

  • rivers

    One degree from the Presidency. That alone is reason enough for sane people run from the Obama/Biden ticket.

  • Oak Tree Lady

    Boy, he really didn’t want to say “bu-bu-bu-business!”

  • timpoleman

    I heard Joe pulled a groin muscle while performing the Clean and Jerk. TMI!!!

  • timpoleman

    Did I hear that right, that Joe Biden thought there was a tornado in Texas the other day called Candy?

  • Scott

    UMMMM, IS THIS WHERE THE VOTING VAGINAS COME IN TO PLAY, or just the little liberal pri**$?!?!

  • RealityBitesBack

    I understand that this might be a common term amongst liberal politicians – just before they screw you; but is there any other industry that talks about giving a person a “full load”?

    • Cheryl Arledge

      A gravel company maybe, but Biden is not in the gravel business lol

      • RealityBitesBack

        Biden is in the grovel business tho! You might be onto something….

    • rbtpowell

      The only person less qualified to speak of business, or any meaningful work, is his boss……………….

  • edward cropper

    ck my blog for Joe at his best

  • Love of Country

    I guess he’s channeling his inner Bill Clinton …. disgusting.

  • RightThinking1

    Run Lena Dunham…, run like the wind.

  • Stephanie Warren

    He’s gonna take a dump on them?

  • Stogie Chomper

    How long has Joe Biden been talking to his toilet? Well at least he warned it….

  • orringtonmom (D)

    A: biden and lewinsky Q: what are two names that are now verbs?

  • rbtpowell

    Seems like he’s been doing this for sometime now…………….

  • RDPortland

    Joe Biden, Sandra Fluke, and the bizarre vagina fixation ads from the Dems have certainly done their part to make this the grossest election ever.

  • Donna Jackson

    I saw a strategist on Hannity last night. She was saying that ObamaCare is so wonderful because it stops the unfair insurance companies from charging women more for insurance. What a DA, and if they all think that the fact that women pay more for insurance, they all are. Insurance rates are compiled from calculating risk and previous monies spent. My 16 year old son has high auto insurance, as they all do at that age. Is it unfair to charge young people more? Is it unfair to charge a homeowner in a flood zone more? The whole thing is ridiculous.

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  • stillinthe60s

    Old farts and lady parts pretty much sums up ole Joe.
    Or does he have a colon problem? Depends on your point of view.