Oh, dear. David Axelrod just gets creepier and creepier. And even more of a self-parody! This morning, he went on “Morning Joe” and wagered his creep-stache.  He claims he’ll shave it if Obama loses Minnesota, Michigan or Pennsylvania. MSNBC’s Scarborough said he’ll grow one if Obama wins Florida or North Carolina.

 

No, really.

 

See, he has “cold, hard data” or something. Twitter, on the other hand, has mockery. Mock! Mock like the wind!

https://twitter.com/trrowe1/status/263623241254445057

Countdown to Photoshops and parody account begins!

And while they were prattling on and wagering creepy mustaches, guess what wasn’t discussed?

What a surprise!

And, here is the first Photoshop, offered by none other than “Morning Joe” himself.

Make it happen. And keep the hilarious mockery coming, Twitter! Thanks for the giggles, Axelrod. You are good for something!

Update:

Axelrod totally snubs Virginia and won’t put the creep-stache on the line there. It’s too “valuable.”

He also claims they may not need to win independents. Probably because others can just vote twice.

  • http://twitter.com/lola_lotion Alicia Hake

    well good. it’s about time he got rid of the pedostache. he is only giving us one more reason (on the very long list of reasons) to “go red” on November 6th. :)

  • http://twitter.com/montersd Monte Rollette

    We don’t care about your facial hair David…tell the Boss we want answers on Benghazi.

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    • SuperFash

      With or w/out, he’s scarey.

    • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

      Nate Silver has more confidence than Obama’s campaign manager! http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/10/alexrod-gives-qualified-wager-to-shave.html

    • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

      Nate Silver has more confidence than Obama’s campaign manager! http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/10/alexrod-gives-qualified-wager-to-shave.html

  • SusanMG

    Oh good! It will be quite an improvement from the sinister look he displays now. Uh, just realized this will be yet another promise not kept by the O team. What d’ya think?

  • Kimberly Schutzenhofer

    Well hopefully Joe will have better luck growing a stache since he hasn’t had much luck growing a pair to ask any tough questions.

  • AttackOfTheKillerTomatos

    They both look creepy no matter what.

  • gekkobear

    Ok, and if Romney loses NC, Florida, or Virginia I’ll trim my fingernails.

    What? You say that’s something I should do anyhow for decency and cleanliness? Sorry, I must have misunderstood the terms of the wager.

    Why were you offering to remove your mustache if not for decency and cleanliness?

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Here’s a wager fellas: If Obama something something please go away.

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    What will Dave shave if Obama loses Ohio?

  • Shawn Smith

    So what will Messina do to look less creepy if Obama loses key states?

    And yeah, unless your mustache is hiding the story about what happened 9/11/12 in Benghazi, or maybe Obama’s second term economic plan is in there somewhere, we don’t care.

    • FGCU_James

      Messina’s in a tight spot. He has no facial hair to speak of, and it wouldn’t help him to shave the hair on his head.

      Hmmm….how about he gets a little sunlight? In fact, he should get some sunlight, away from the United States, since he holds such a low opinion of our country.

  • Peyton

    Ya the combover is definitely more creepy.

  • Junie3

    Shave those girly eye lashes, or better yet let me pluck them for ya, 1 by 1.

  • MoxieLouise

    I’d rather see Roseanne shave hers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ted-Smith/1590274543 Ted Smith

    I just can’t imagine a Trotsky without a stache…

  • Brian Roastbeef

    I have trouble caring about this wager since the real reward is never having to look Obama’s creepy friends again, with or without moustache.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    By the way, is there any similar wager that could get Janet Napolitano in on this moustache shaving thing?

  • Paul C.

    I don’t care if he shaves his ass, you still have to lock up the children!!

  • Guest

    I laugh every time I see a picture of Axelrod. I have said it numerous times, he should be the spokesperson for 5 Hour Energy. Look at that photo!

  • Paul

    If obama loses, hillary will grow out her stache.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    If there is less of serous a way to report on the election, @msnbc will find it. They are getting closer all the time. Perhaps Maddow will shave under her arms if something or other something. Barney Frank can shave his back. This is big. Lean Forward, then puke.

    • disappearing moderate

      I wouldn’t mind seeing Chuck Todd’s tacky little goatee go down the drain. I’m a loyal Fox News fan, and I will certainly be watching election night, but when the inevitable becomes all too apparent, even to Chris Matthews, I will surf over and savor the anguish.

  • http://powip.com vermontaigne

    Thank you.

  • nhthinker

    It ain’t pretty but I want to see it.

  • HARP2

    Considering it`s location he should call it a bikini wax.

    • lainer51

      LOL

  • Silenttype78

    Axelrod is spooky looking.
    Like if you were in an elevator with him you would get off on the wrong floor and take the stairs just to get away from him.

  • $5326605

    Obama may not like inserting his penis into Axlenuts mouth after he shaves it off. Of course Axlenut will not actually do what he says – Obama admninistration NEVER does.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.sumner.52 Joshua Sumner

    what will the Charmin people do whenMr Whipple is not so Mr Whipple?

  • toreilly

    Do us all a favor… shave your ass and walk backwards…

    • lainer51

      I thought he was!

  • WingedBishop

    He’s just trying to buy more air time to prove he held up his end because after this election he won’t be relevant.

  • NumbuhOne

    Did @morningmika offer to grow or shave anything?

    • lainer51

      she could grow horns in a split second.

  • MoxieLouise

    Shave a little off each side and use a dab of Grecian formula…voilà!! Der Fuehrer, complete with combover and psycopathy.

  • lainer51

    Both fugly, both with and w/o facial hair.
    Wonder if he will shave that little bit of hair left on his head when Holder is arrested?

  • Ariadnea

    Make sure Axelrod is reminded of the importance of “OR” in his statement, just in case he wiggles out again from his promises!

  • JoH113

    Eww. That will make no difference at all. He’ll still look like a child molester.

  • medicinewomantwo

    I’d rather they both commit seppuku…………..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000672195918 Stacy Slay

    Can I do it? With a Stihl String Trimmer? Oh come on, I have been a really good boy this year!

  • Garth Haycock

    I wouldn’t advise that, Mr. Axelrod. It will make you look like a pedophile rather than a serial killer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.bradham.1 Bill Bradham

    Shave it? It’s a mass off dandruff, mucus and food. Chip it off with a putty knife.

  • http://twitter.com/Droguta Anna

    So if Romney wins, does that mean Axelrod will shave the rest of his body hair as well?

  • SideTraKd

    I think the three states that Axelrod picked shows that Romney is going to win, and Axelrod knows it. If Axelrod had any confidence in Obama at all, he would have put in WI, OH, VA, NH, or CO.

  • AMR1960

    ELECTION NIGHT! Nov 6th 2012 ====>Axelrod Reacts! to Election Results! | http://meemsy.com/v/4342

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/10/alexrod-gives-qualified-wager-to-shave.html Make it happen. I also like the “qualified” bet by Axelrod. Seems like Nate Silver has more confidence than Obama’s campaign manager!

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/10/alexrod-gives-qualified-wager-to-shave.html Make it happen. I also like the “qualified” bet by Axelrod. Seems like Nate Silver has more confidence than Obama’s campaign manager!