Oh, dear. David Axelrod just gets creepier and creepier. And even more of a self-parody! This morning, he went on “Morning Joe” and wagered his creep-stache. He claims he’ll shave it if Obama loses Minnesota, Michigan or Pennsylvania. MSNBC’s Scarborough said he’ll grow one if Obama wins Florida or North Carolina.
"Axelrod will shave his ‘stache if Obama loses MN, MI, or PA. Joe Scarborough will grow on if Obama wins FL or NC. #gentlemanswager"
— John Nelson (@jfnelson0127) October 31, 2012
See, he has “cold, hard data” or something. Twitter, on the other hand, has mockery. Mock! Mock like the wind!
— Robyn Mack (@_beanatron_) October 31, 2012
Ok then RT @samsteinhp: Axelrod says he will shave off his mustache of 40 years if they lose Minny, Mich or Penn
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) October 31, 2012
Ah, The Mustache Gambit RT @gabrielsherman Axelrod says he'll shave off his mustache if Obama loses Minnesota and Michigan and Pennsylvania
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 31, 2012
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) October 31, 2012
Office pool: How many buffalo wing bones will fall on the Morning Joe set as Axelrod shaves his lipwarmer?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 31, 2012
Why not shave off the stache now, Axelrod? Really, what is your upper lip hiding? #transparency
— Queen of England (@QueenLizzyII) October 31, 2012
That's voter intimidation! LOL “@samsteinhp: Axelrod says he will shave off his mustache of 40 years if they lose Minny, Mich or Penn”
— Shaken, Not Stirred (@Areopagus2012) October 31, 2012
If Obama loses MI or OH, we might find Hoffa. Axelrod will be shaving his mustache. VOTE Romney.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) October 31, 2012
— Paul Seale (@paulvseale) October 31, 2012
How bout shaving that ridiculous comb-over instead: Axelrod Promises To Shave Mustache If Obama Loses PA MN MI http://t.co/wdomQeXe”
— Scott (@svdhaute) October 31, 2012
Countdown to Photoshops and parody account begins!
This is why photoshop exists. Hop to it, internet. MT @HotlineJosh: Axelrod offers to "shave off his mustache" if Obama loses MN, MI or PA.
— Mike Wereschagin (@Wrschgn) October 31, 2012
How many seconds til some egg called "Axelrod's Mustache"? #MoJo
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) October 31, 2012
And while they were prattling on and wagering creepy mustaches, guess what wasn’t discussed?
— Burnett Wheat Ranch (@BryanDBurnett) October 31, 2012
What a surprise!
And, here is the first Photoshop, offered by none other than “Morning Joe” himself.
— Carlos Hernandez (@CarlosCreates) October 31, 2012
Make it happen. And keep the hilarious mockery coming, Twitter! Thanks for the giggles, Axelrod. You are good for something!
Axelrod totally snubs Virginia and won’t put the creep-stache on the line there. It’s too “valuable.”
Axelrod describes moustache as "my most valuable asset", sensibly declines to put in on the line re Virginia
— Toby Harnden (@tobyharnden) October 31, 2012
He also claims they may not need to win independents. Probably because others can just vote twice.
That's what frauds are for. MT @daveweigel Axelrod on independents in swing states: "We may not have to win these voters."
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 31, 2012