Oh, honey. Poor Meggie Mac must be feeling ignored. So, she took to Twitter, as she likes to do, to troll for attention in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. At least this time, she didn’t troll with her boobs.

It’s all about her, you see. Devastating storm affecting millions? Whatever! Meghan McCain has attention-seeking concern trolling to do!

Indeed. And looky here? Guess who is praising her?

The hilarity provided was epic on many levels. Giggles always ensue with Meghan McCain, because it’s hilarious that she thinks incredibly highly of herself for no discernible reason.

Then, there was the giggle-worthy thought that Ms. McCain is a “fellow” Republican.

Bingo! She’s a concern troll, and an attention-seeking one, at that. Some Twitter users then question the noted scientist and expert of all, seeking to learn her genius theories.

ZOMG! Does Meggie know her carbon footprint size? How on earth can she find the proper Uggs without it?

The epic mockery continues.

Seriously. Do not want, Meghan.

Of course, she’ll say the icky conservatives like Karl Rove are “after” her again. Bullying the poor dear and such. That is her standard operating procedure, and it’s due to her well-documented delusional persecution complex. Plus, Meggie Valley-talks a big game about a “big tent.” But, her tent is totally exclusive.

You must wear super cute shoes and have the mistaken belief that you are edgy; her tent can only be filled with people who agree with her. Those who disagree with her need not apply. Like all liberals, even those who pretend to be otherwise, it is a case of “tolerance for me, but not for thee.” Actual diversity, particularly diversity of thought, is a no-no. Because, sex or something.

Exactly. She throws stompy foot fits when merely criticized, after hurling insults and snide remarks herself. She incessantly attacks Republicans, while absurdly complaining to be one. When Republicans tell her, “No, thanks, we just aren’t that into you,” then she throws a fit and cries poor little victim girl.

It won’t work, Meghan. And, in this case, there are actual victims. Have some concern for those affected by this devastating hurricane, rather than concern trolling for attention.

Update: She’s been getting “comfort” from Nanny Bloomberg’s tweets. Of course.


Wow, how not shocking. You should become BFFs with Kathleen Parker, Meghan.

  • Steve_J

    Unbelievable how obtuse she is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      That works on several levels! :)

    • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

      Umm, like, don’t call me obtuse, cuz I’m, like, SO not fat.

      • Brian Roastbeef

        Heh. That’s acute zinger there…

  • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

    Three biggest mistakes of John McCain’s life:

    3. McCain-Feingold Act.
    2. Running the wimpiest Presidential Campaign since Mondale ’84.
    1. Spawning Meghan McCain

    • elijahzabmom

      That’s low, she is his daughter.

      • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

        Who believes she’s relevant simply because she is his daughter. If she’s Joe Schmoe’s daughter, she’d be lucky to be working swing shift as a Denny’s waitress.

        You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

    • cfcscott1905

      Not sure, but I believe getting caught by the VC is in the top 3

    • lainer51

      and raising her to adulthood

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Meg’s opinion is like, totally important because she’s all young and stuff, and not like. a dinosaur in her forties.

    • lainer51

      that would be her DAD

  • Fire and Adjust!

    She and Kardashian share ooooooh so much in common……..They are only famous because of their father, have about the same VERY limited level of intelligence, they both say absolutely ridiculous and moronic things, and are both about as irrelevant as the other………….the ONLY difference is one has a s3x tape and one doesn’t

    • http://twitter.com/vanguardman David

      Lil Meggie is an intellectual quadriplegic, like her father and so many establishment Republicans. Don’t worry, fellas. We’ll primary you out of OUR party in due course.

    • cfcscott1905

      Actually, Kardashian is famous FOR the sex-tape and she is in no way an intellectual, but she isn’t stupid. In fact, from a businessperson’s perspective you could argue she is quite intelligent. Sure, she sold her soul to the devil but at least she was over-compensated for it. Look at what people are willing to do for 15 minutes of fame and a free meal. McCain is addicted to being liked, much like her father, and would be at Denny’s without daddy.

  • Salmon Diego

    Hurricanes have been occurring for thousands and thousands of years. A hurricane is no more evidence of global warming than the Sun coming up in the morning.

  • Zane Henry

    Uhm, nobody is disagreeing with the fact that the climate changes. It’s a cyclical process. Warming trend followed by cooling trend. AGW is hogwash, however, and I’m sure that’s to what you were referring. When Mt. Pinatubo erupted in 1991 it released more pollutants than the entire Industrial Revolution.

    • Michael Rice

      During the 70s and 80s I was taught there was going to be another ice age caused by glabal COOLING.
      You are precisely correct. The earth goes through cycles. Libs act as if there were no global catastrophes before the Industrail revolution, which caued mos tof the spike in temps.

      • rivers

        That’s because liberals have no knowledge of events that happened more than four years ago. (And that’s also why they are the very reason for the saying “those who are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it.” )

  • NCRelite

    I didn’t think it was possible for a Republican to be more liberal than John McCain –then Meghan McCain happened.

    • stillinthe60s

      I dunno know about more liberal than er….has she endorsed Obama as Colon Powell did? Again!
      OOps..her comment in the update is getting dang close to Colon territory.

      • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

        No, not “close” but smack dab in the middle of the colon.

  • kch50428

    What the daft Ms. McNuttly doesn’t get is it is not that “climate change” exists or not – the issue is “Can humanity alter it?”. The global climate is in constant change. Humanity can not alter it in any meaningful way.

  • laura_PH

    She is Pundit Spice… providing shallow, vapid, senseless politically commentary to Democrats who are emotionally/intellectually on a par with your average tween pop music fan. And it’s a Spice Girls (not Bieber or some other new poptart twit) reference because her schtick is so old, tired, and unoriginal.

  • Love of Country

    Leave it to Megan McCain to point to a phenomenom that has been occuring for billions of years to bolster her assertions about something she thinks has only been going on since she became political active some 5 years ago, lol.

    Could that poor girl be any more desperate and gullible if she tried?


  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Go talk to Galveston about devastating hurricanes, honey.

    • tomtom1983

      True, but it can hardly be considered the worse, especially not this one.

    • tomtom1983

      The truth is this hurricane isn’t “super” and there is absolutely nothing about it to make it so. Yes, it has caused a great many problems and lives have been lost but what hurricane doesn’t have the same effect?

      If global warming was accurate and terribly in our sights, how is it that China, as many other developing nations, are exempt from such measures and are permitted to continue the use of such practices that spew green house gases?

      If it is truly as dire as the left proclaims then does it not stand to reason that humanity can not afford any use or practices that are contributing to this so call “warming”, be it from developed or developing nations the out come would be the same.

      But the majority of nations being restricted are those of developed nations. The earth doesn’t recognize class and its distinction.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    There’s enough space in her head for a hurricane, since there’s not a pesky brain in there.

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Maybe you should go help Bette Midler fill up her bath tub.

  • Rella

    YOU GUYS! Meggie deserves, like you know, a “emoticon” of respect you know! She’s declared herself the voice of young dumb republicans except her voice is really just the voice of all age democrats. Come on you guys!

  • orringtonmom (D)

    wow… so if we all just drive green, eat green, heat with green, cool with green, cook with green, build green, breathe green, turn green and wear green, there will never be another storm ever ever again. got it.

    • EEKman

      Well minus the turning green part that would be pretty awesome if everyone did that. The electric company already pays me since i draw negative power. I already have fresh produce for free and fresh free eggs from my neighbor. As soon as I can figure out how to get my garden to charge my car and twitter me the status Id be set. Oh and weaker storms, not NO storms, but you guys keep living in the past.

      • orringtonmom (D)

        so, you want a medal or a chest to put it on?

        • orringtonmom (D)

          and would that be the past that knew not the hardship of winter, drought and heatwaves? or last week?

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    I’ll just leave this right here in honor of Ms. McCain:

    • Ngu Castrati

      Thank you for that.

  • cfcscott1905

    1st requirement for any liberal policy : It must fit on a bumper sticker. 2nd requirement : It must take money from producers and give it to non-producers

    • TomJB

      3rd: it must be mandatory for all or it won’t work

  • freeofliberals

    Hey Meghan, no one denied climate change, its man-made climate change that we disagree with.

    • rivers

      People like Meghan think the glaciers only started melting in 1978.

  • Gallatin

    Okay Meghan you’re right Sandy is a man made global warming disaster. Now why don’t you and your dad tell us what you’re doing to reduce the McCain carbon foot print at the 5? 6? 7? houses you own.

  • $7421226

    the US East Coast was racked by 9 hurricanes in the 1950s, before ‘climate change’, and before FEMA was invented by that Moron Carter as a federal money drain/scam and democrat power grab,

  • $7421226

    remember when normal people for 4 millenia thought ‘climate change’ was called SPRING, SUMMER, FALL AND WINTER ????

    • Rella

      I always wonder what the global warmer lefties would do if someone were to give them a Farmer’s Almanac from a few decades ago – sometimes it floods, sometimes you get drought, sometimes tornados……

  • Guest

    Typo – she meant “all you can eat buffets” when she typed “climate change”.

  • maplebob23

    Unless a person can fool themselves into believing really, really stupid things they cannot feel like an intellectual.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

    • Nutstuyu

      If by “nice” you mean big-boobed…

  • Basset_Hound

    She thinks everybody LOVES her because she’s a “cool Republican” who LOVES to strut and preen about how much smarter she is than those horrible nasty Tea Party hillbillies. In actuality, no one would give a rat’s hindquarters about this brain dead twit were she not McCain’s daughter.

  • http://twitter.com/DaffodilTimes The Daffodil Times

    Meg is right. The rise in sea level over the past 100 years caused by global warming made the impact of Sandy wayyyyy harsher than it would have been

    • gekkobear

      So the 6-7 inches we’ve changed in the past 100 years was a HUGE issue here?

      Good thing this storm didn’t hit during High Tide, as that makes a much larger difference than global warming for the past 100 years. Average seal level shift from tidal forces is about 2 feet… but I’m sure the 6 inch sea level change in 100 years was ALL mankind’s fault, and SUPER important.

      • http://twitter.com/DaffodilTimes The Daffodil Times

        LOL it’s so cute when Conservatives try to use science. Just don’t quite get it do you?

  • Rhogue

    “…fellow republicans…”?? OMG, if I were republican I’d change party affiliation!

  • Ngu Castrati

    When she types, “fellow Republicans” it’s like she typing, “fellow skinny people”. Just because you call yourself something doesn’t make it so.

  • TundraThunder

    Oh No! The storms on Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, Venus, and . . . wait for it . . . . . the sun, are due to global warming here on good old Earth.

  • Sketti

    @McCainBlogette oh please Meghan , you’re as much a Republican as Castro is a Capitalist!

  • littleones

    Favorite bumper sticker: ‘My carbon footprint is bigger than yours’

  • vino veritas

    The McCain family looks like one big happy family of ‘big tent’ lunacy. An unfortunate microcosm of the Republican party themselves. Conservatives beware!

  • G.

    Enjoy your fleeting looks, sweetie; you’ll be the next Andrea Mitchell look-a-like.

    • OpenTheDoor

      I was thinking more along the lines of Candy Samples, err, Crowley.

      • G.

        Well, upon reflection, perhaps Helen Thomas…???…

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Urban dictionary for Moby Troll. A leftwing troll that poses as a Republican and denigrates Republicans, obfuscates Republican positions, or acts like Meghan McCain. I think they have a picture of her up there.

  • $26594359

    ( .Y .) poor thang! ”hamburger & fries please”.

  • tomtom1983

    Yup, because it was a category 1, nothing else. And isn’t this hurricane season anyway? That’s like saying its hot and sunny in the summer.

    I notice the hype around it and there have been far worse storms then this one. Global warming has already been disproven countless times. Let it go honey because……….no.

  • Garth Haycock

    Yes, Megan, I will always believe that climate change as defined by Al Gore, Obama, you and like-minded idiots is a hoax. Now, if you can present me with some empirical evidence that weather did not exist until humans started to occupy the earth, I’ll be happy to listen to what you have to say. Until then, shut the hell up and mind your own business.

  • Conservaguy

    Well it must be global warming because we have never had a hurricane before. Oh wait…..

  • Right Wired

    You see, it’s science! Storm fronts are naturally drawn to HOT AIR, which is why Sandy was sucked right in to the DC/NYC area.

  • rivers

    Dear Meghan,
    Before you were born, stuff also happened. Including extreme weather.

  • Johnny Blade

    So cool that hurricanes never existed before AlGore…. Oo


    I’ve had Meg on my show a few times; nice girl and she’s having fun in her youth–but she just doesn’t get the adult stuff yet. Bless her heart.

  • tjp77

    Of course climate change is real. The climate has been changing for the last FOUR BILLION YEARS.

    And nothing we do is going to change that.

  • Francis Arsenic

    Are delusions heritable? Same as her dad. Thinks both sides will like her if she talks crap about her side.

  • http://harrisonshome.blogspot.com/ Harrison Woodard

    First they warned us of a new ice age, then it was global warming, and now its climate change, which is generic enough where any random event, weather or otherwise, can be breathlessly blamed on it. What has it been, a record 7 years now without a major hurricane (cat 3+) making landfall in the US? Wasn’t GW (or CC) supposed to INCREASE the frequency and ferocity of hurricanes? The climate cult can’t even remember their own predictions.

  • El Train

    Got a kick at how NYCers were bitching about getting hit by hurricanes twice in the last 15 months. The ladt time they got hit this hard was is 1960. Just think if it was Florida or Louisianna…oh wait…they got hit in June. D’oh.

  • TocksNedlog

    She appears to be just a wee bit in need of comfort from pampering father figures.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    The world’s most infamous RINO, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Meghan McCain.

    • gekkobear

      David Brooks is probably a bit more infamous… maybe a few others. I’ll agree she’s in the top 10, but I don’t think she’s deserving of top billing here.

  • dwsmokin

    Funny how they say this is the worst storm to hit the NE since the storm of 1938. 1938? Was there global warming then? And the heat this summer was the worst since…1936. Hmm, could there be a natural cycle at work here rather than man-made global warming? Nah, course not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/frank.james.735 Frank James

    She seems oblivious to the fact that the only people who pay attention to her are horny guys who don’t really care about her politics.

  • http://alankhenderson.blogspot.com/ alanhenderson

    The hurricane was caused by the Great Pumpkin.

  • gman213

    Only in America can you become famous because your daddy lost the biggest election of his political life

  • AttackOfTheKillerTomatos

    Pardon me, but I couldn’t bring myself to read this one. Every single time I see or hear something about Meghan McCain making a statement, I can’t be bothered to read about it or give a listen. I always feel like my brain cells are going to revolt against me, after forcing them to witness such stupidity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-ThePimpernel/100003157676276 Joseph Pimpernel

    “Fellow Republicans?”

    How absurd.

  • putthehammerdown

    Why is anyone remotely caring about anything Her Megsness has to say? If John was not her daddy, she would just be another ninny woth a Tweet account.
    Now, that Joy Behar ,…that is one smart lady……when there is no one else in the room.

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    Yes, Meghan. Now I am convinced. Because there were no storms before the internal combustion engine was invented.

  • Guest

    Is this how we treat our own? She has a right to her opinion, and this is the 4th time in 2 weeks Twitchy has attacked another conservative. Looks like a case of the pot calling the kettle black as far as attention seeking goes. Makes you look b*tchy not twitchy.

    • gekkobear

      Sorry, when was Meghan McCain a conservative?

      Quote me one article/story/etc. where she took the Conservative side of an issue. I’ll wait for your evidence that she’s anything but a moderate/liberal with a moderate/conservative father who has given her a platform.

      Tell me you find her insightful, intelligent, and meaningful and she’d have her job if her last name weren’t McCain… c’mon, lie to me.

      Treating a liberal claiming to be a conservative as less than useful doesn’t offend me… but I guess you really like it when liberals lie to you? Why is that?

  • Matt

    Just change parties, clown shoes. We don’t like being associated with such vapid “insights.”

  • jdog

    Global warming has obviously taken a toll on her mental capacity. Like really it’s raining and stuff totally, so it must like be global warming right? Like totally.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    Real science keeps debunking ” Global Warming ” and even it’s prophets refuse to debate their fairy tale with real scientists. The last time there was Global Warming was when the Vikings were raising livestock and growing crops on Greenland.

  • Kathryn Darling

    Our Sun is responsible for Mars and Earths polar ice caps shrinking at the same time –

    Global warming being caused by humans is a hoax designed to redistribute wealth- to separate you from your hard earned money…

  • smiley_t

    Yes, dipsh=t we are. How do you explain hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, etc. occurring for hundreds, thousands of years?!

  • http://twitter.com/tjkramer95 Tom Kramer

    When will the Snooki of politics just go away? Absolutely nobody cares what this bimbo thinks.

  • rivers

    Who knew! Meghan McCain, brilliant weather scientist! Major storm = climate change! Because that has never happened before in the history of the universe. What a special little snowflake she is.