Oh, dear. He’s not alone. As Hurricane Sandy bears down, some prepare by toking up.


Posting pics of Hurricane Sandy weed survival kit may not be the best use of pre-storm time.



This Twitter user is quite, um, enterprising and started preparing early!


It’s time to stop posting pics of your drugs and time to start battening down the hatches. Stay safe, all!  This storm is no joke. Watch out for actual blowing trees.

  • RanierWest

    #ThePerfectDopes …that’s all I got to say about that!

  • Love of Country

    Well ‘at least’ we didn’t see pictures of amphetamines or acid, lol. (sigh)

  • DaTechGuy on DaRadio

    Because nothing says, “I’m going to be safe and sensible” like getting their drugs ready.

    High folks won’t go out in the storm, sure they won’t

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      Forget trying to get to a safe place. They just want to make sure they’ll be out of it. Idiots.

  • http://yeehee.com/ Yeeheecom

    Any time you buy illegal drugs you are just as responsible for the murders that incur during drug trafficking as the ones that actually do the killing. So every time you take a toke just imagine that smoke is from the gun you used to commit murder.

    • CapitalG

      Cool! That will make the high even more intense.

      …although sometimes you are just buying illegal drugs from a farmer who grew some pot on the sneak. Total buzzkill!

    • Sam Knudson

      Yes thats for the harder stuff. Pot is mostly harmless very very little is imported its mostly grown in the good ol us of a. I don’t smoke just thought id correct this

      • BeeKaaay

        Another pro-kill-the-conscience. Nice.

        • Sam Knudson

          eh what?

          • BeeKaaay

            Thanks for proving my point.

      • Julie Quan

        Nope, there is danger in growing pot too. Armed gunmen in our remote national forests, for example. We like to hike and camp for exercise and enjoyment but we have to think about this!

        • Sam Knudson

          Pot is not profitable enough to do something like that it. Its probably meth labs or something around those lines. Either way watch out and hike in established areas while you can.

    • irishgirl91

      Talk to some of the residents of the mountain areas where they grow in the woods and set booby traps. We had some found here last month. Ask the people on the Mexican border, the majority of bust involve weed.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Indeed. Don’t go up the wrong road in Humboldt County, California.

    • http://twitter.com/XenoNexxus Christopher

      Go have another beer, Greg.

    • Terri Sweeney

      Are they more guilty than the idiot legislators who passed prohibition in the first place and maintain it today, despite its failure?

  • Kimberly O’Neal

    They’ve apparently never lived through a storm such as Katrina, all smoked up and boozed up will only serve to intensify their fear if it’s as bad as they think it’s going to be not to mention slow their reactions. Stay safe people and prayers your way from a Katrina survivor.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I still remember an apartment near the beach when Camille hit Biloxi. There was a hurricane party planned. When the storm passed the apartment was gone without a trace. I can’t remember if the people left in time or not.

      • TwitWit

        I’ve been to Biloxi.. the flattest beach I’ve ever seen.

  • $92510698

    Why not just say, “come arrest me!” To the best of my knowledge, marijuana has never been effective in redirecting a hurricane.

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    They’ll be too out of it to try to escape and get flooded out.

  • Robert H. Woodman

    Everyone of these folks is a candidate for a “Darwin Award”.

    • MeLH

      I was just about to post exactly that.

    • Amos

      Because who needs to be conscious or able to think on their feet when faced with a natural disaster bearing down on them….what a bunch of morons.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Everyone of these folks is likely voting for Sock Puppet.

  • Scott

    Notice how young most were?
    Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
    Can you say “I didn’t inhale”?
    I think he did, look who he is backing for PRESIDENT

    • http://twitter.com/mandita74 GreenEyedGal

      I cried when I heard Charlie Woods say we need to raise up a generation of hero’s like his son Tyrone. I’m doing my part. I’m raising three. But mine are in the minority. My heart breaks for my country…

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    These are the same people that will be crying with their hand out saying “Gimme, gimme, gimme” after the storm instead of caring for themselves.

  • irishgirl91

    The Sarah Lawrence student, on a daily basis, probably feels intellectually superior to the other potheads. Yet twitter doesn’t lie…

  • scubaski00

    Good! Maybe those bottom-feeders will just stay high and forget about the election!

    • BeeKaaay

      Yup. Fewer Obama voters. :)

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      That’s one reason I’m ok if pot is legalized. It would be so easy to reduce Democrat turn out. They’d have to fill out 6 times the number of fraudulent ballots to make up the difference.

  • BeeKaaay

    This is what happens when one uses addictive drugs. Stupidity ensues.

  • DINORightMarie

    Illegal much?!!? Okay – time for bosses, college/university admin., etc., to check twitter! Isn’t drugs on site grounds for expulsion at a university/college? Sarah Lawrence indeed. (Of course, many of these may be the “47%” welfare class……………… Kinda makes that proposed drug screening requirement for welfare & EBT recipients seem like a GOOD IDEA.) Self-exposing their drug habits. Criminal. And criminally stupid, IMHO.

    • Frustrated Teacher

      You think these twits have JOBS?? Some may go to college but they probably smoke it with their profs on the weekends.

  • http://twitter.com/XenoNexxus Christopher

    why do urban people act like they are the only ones who smoke?

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Will The One post twiiter pics of his Sandy Choom Stash? Naw, he’s not prepared for anything; the POTUS will probably just wing it.

  • Freckles

    These are all Obama voters, no doubt.

  • http://twitter.com/samanddaves Gary Clarke

    Didn’t these people just confess?

  • Right Wired

    Yes, please smoke TONS of weed. Smoke it all up, get real high so you all totally forget about voting.

    On November 7, another hurricane is gonna hit.

  • Jim Denney

    “…I have noticed a large number of people…implying with bad jokes and anecdotes…that Cajuns ain’t smart…I beg to differ…Anybody who would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can’t swim is a damn genius”.

    -Larry The Cable Guy

  • Donna Jackson

    Half of them are probably on food stamps

  • BigTBoom

    I wonder how many believe in Darwin and natural selection?

    • http://twitter.com/mandita74 GreenEyedGal

      I’ve always wondered why the left pushes that “Survival of the Fittest” crap. If they really believed it, why do they go out of their way to not only save the least fit, but increase the numbers of unfit?

      • BigTBoom

        Are you trying to start a war between their scientists and social scientists because that would be entertaining.

        • http://twitter.com/mandita74 GreenEyedGal

          It would be fun to watch, wouldn’t it? 😉 Who would survive that war, I wonder?

  • Joe W.

    Used all of their food stamp money converted to cash to buy this crap, too. The future of America??? (((SPIT)))

  • shadwgirl

    Better this then the tweets talking about looting. Still, how dumb can you be to post pictures as proof.

  • MishMashFL

    My goodness, how absolutely brazen we’ve become!! America, this is our future!

  • Adela Wagner

    I figure if people in the city are mellowing out on weed, maybe they won’t be out looting.(except the store’s with Dorito’s might be in danger) I’m in the woods and very happy about it.

  • Chip

    Bet they haven’t thought about what they’ll be eating when the munchies begin…..

  • Jamie Wilson

    After three years living in Yankee territory (Connecticut) this does NOT surprise me. Never saw so much drug use in my life.

  • Dion Corrigan

    It is really going to suck for them when they get hit with the munchies and the shelves are empty.

  • littleones

    evidently Lindsay Lohan has stocked up…

  • Emjay Graykat

    That’s OK, their mommy’s and daddy’s will be there to give them money, food, do their laundry, and rub their heads just like they’ve done their entire lives.

  • jetch

    these are the people obama talks about as the ones that the rich got rich of. obama would have you believe these poor, hard working, responsible people need to get their “fair share” because they were just as responsible for building things as the rich…

  • http://twitter.com/MaggieHensley Margaret Hensley

    I hope these clowns remembered to stock up on munchables – the stores are bare-shelved and closed, and all that weed is gonna make for some hungry ‘heads.

  • NCRelite

    I’m glad I don’t smoke weed anymore. I do admit there are times when I miss it… my wife would kill me though!!! >.>

  • http://twitter.com/iheartgranola Bevan

    I DON’T understand people who document this kind of stuff. Idiots! If you’re gonna toke up, whatever, I’m not here to judge you. But don’t publish it for everyone — law enforcers included — to see. And on a side note, WHY aren’t these kind of tweets followed up on by police?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1003376721 Sheldon Cooper

    I have a newsflash for these Obama voters: Wet weed does not burn.
    See ya on the news when the looting starts, morons. Let’s all hope natural selection is out in full force.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    These people are nerds.

  • http://twitter.com/mojack420 mojack420

    these people get nothing. natural selection needs to weed them out {get it weed them out }

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17119310 JR Seifried

    2012 is calling… weed is not a drug. It’s a non-toxic, non-lethal medically beneficial plant.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren