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Trump announcement scheduled for 12:00 p.m. ET today; Twitter not anxiously awaiting; Update: Dud announcement sparks epic mocking

Sigh. Donald Trump’s big announcement, which he’s been hawking for days, is set to be revealed at high noon!

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Some have predicted that the “bombshell” is twenty year old divorce papers between Michelle and Barack Obama.

Twitter users are not anxiously awaiting the news.

https://twitter.com/LaytesAgain/status/261109807661076480

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https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/261099939596222464

https://twitter.com/TPCarney/status/261088057346883585

But, the media, of course, are shouting Squirrel!

Bingo!

Twitchy will, of course, monitor this story. The things we do, so you don’t have to! We’ll update with the “bombshell.” At high noon.

Sigh.

Update. You can watch the “announcement” live. If, you know, you want to.

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Press release to follow.

Double sigh.

https://twitter.com/terikline/status/261137122738724864

The announcement? That Donald Trump is once again desperately craving attention. He and President Obama sure do have narcissism in common!

https://twitter.com/cynthia1016/status/261137119584583680

No, really. That was the bombshell. Trump will cough over cash money for transcripts. Or something.

What actually is priceless? Twitter mockery.

https://twitter.com/dcseth/status/261138012392521728

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https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/261137307636219905

https://twitter.com/noah_c_rothman/status/261137457096052737

Yes, there is that.

Oh, no. Just stop, Donald.

 

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