Our sides are continuing to ache this morning! As Twitchy reported yesterday, Sandra “Tool” Fluke held rallies, term used very loosely, in Nevada this weekend. The crowds numbered in the ones! They almost took up an entire parking space! Obama for America doubled-down on the shame by then spinning one of the failed rallies as an “intimate gathering.”

But, look! She had a tarp and everything.

Twitter users also cannot stop slapping their knees and holding their aching sides. Fluke and OFA tears? So delicious.

Gut-busting, and it doesn’t stop there. A hilarious hashtag enters the mix, as Twitter users guess what kind of crowd is larger than a Fluke crowd.


Now, more people are mocking her “rallies” than actually attended! More, please, Twitter.

  • https://www.facebook.com/libertyNvrsleeps Thomas Purcell

    Sandra Fluke is a Planned Parenthood reject, the incarnation of Margaret Sanger sans the grit and intellectual honesty

    • Emjay Graykat

      “…sans the grit and intellectual honesty.” You just described the Left.

  • http://twitter.com/einfal Raphael Gluck ツ

    That Sandra Fluke 10k Rally that only 10 people showed up to? The other 9990 were aborted.

    • Elaine
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

      Puppet Show


      Sandra Fluke

    • Tony0920

      Please send donuts, pizza, and cheetos. Nourishment is sparse underbus.

  • Love of Country

    People just aren’t impressed with this nappy ho’s lady parts and such ….. no wonder she had such a weak and flaccid turnout. No one respects a woman who spends 10 years in college who demands free contraception and gins up phony wars to divide the nation. Did she really think she was important or relevant beyond the DNC convention? Her 5 minutes are over and her name’s been placed in a binder full of women who were used up and spit out into the streets by a calloused and indifferent DNC who clearly has no more use for them and acts accordingly.


  • Cyborg0012

    No one goes out of their was to listen to a free loader whine about how she’s not getting enough tax payer money.

  • Emjay Graykat

    Based on those photos it’s hard to believe her birth control expenses are more than a pack of chewing gum.

    • TomJB

      She obviously had the makeup applied by shovel during her congressional “hearing” and at the DNC…

  • killdozerd11R

    After looking at her i question her need for birth control

    If she were the last women around i would choose abstinence

    • http://www.spacecoastconservative.com/ SpaceCoastConservative.com

      The making of monks starts there?

    • Clayton B

      There hasn’t been a pilot in that cockpit, in a long time.

    • WingedBishop

      If she were the last women around, she would abstain as well.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      No, that’s why God gave us bourbon and paper bags.

      • Mike G.

        Paper or plastic…I’d choose plastic.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Boris-Melton/100002447423313 Boris Melton

        She’s a total embarassment to US Citizenry

    • lainer51

      HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Boris-Melton/100002447423313 Boris Melton

      She’s so gross looking!!! Needs a Glaad convention not contraceptive.

  • Aaron Cusimano, MD

    This loser needs to know no one cares or is even slightly concerned about her “sex issues” when the country is falling apart at the seams and the world is on fire.

    Obama lied people died but hey according to SF its rreally important to spread her legs daily and often without consequences. IDIOT!

  • Southern fried

    I truly feel empathy for her. I want to help her open her eyes to conservatism.

  • http://twitter.com/AaronKerr73 Aaron Kerr

    maybe we should giver her birth control to keep her from multiplying

  • http://twitter.com/AverageVoter Mark Merlot

    Sandra Fluke should just save her birth control money and roll the dice with the rhythm method. The odds of more than 10 sperm cells showing up are kinda low. Besides, Planned Parenthood will gladly eradicate any lucky ones!

  • grais

    I wonder if she had time to take any questions from the audience.

  • Timothy Noonan

    Gee! I thought conservatives were respectful of all women and it was the liberals who had a war on women. From the comments below, it is obvious conservatives are, at minimum, equally disrespectful.

    • Timothy Noonan

      It seems a lot of folks can’t handle the truth…No surprise.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Go choke on a bowlful of di(ks.
      /That respectful enough for ya, Paddy?

      • Timothy Noonan

        If cooked properly they can taste pretty good.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

      Yeah, Lefties really treat Stacey Dash, Michelle Bachmann, and Sarah Palin (among many, many, many others) with respect and magnanimity…

      • Timothy Noonan

        Umm, you missed this part of the statement…it is obvious conservatives are, at minimum, equally disrespectful.

        We can go on endlessly with examples of how each side has said vulgar things about women. Who among us tell those within our own ideologies that they are wrong with what they are saying?

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

          If you had simply said “equally”, you’d have a point. My issue is with your use of the phrase “at minimum”, implying that conservatives attack women more.

          Who among us tell those within our own ideologies that they are wrong with what they are saying?

          I dunno. Have you?

          • Timothy Noonan

            When done, yes. Something very rare done here, and when done, it is the low-hanging fruit like Ann Coulter. Comments on this site and liberal sites have all the same comments, very easy to do behind a keyboard.

    • Adela Wagner

      Just the fact that the liberal left is telling their minions (because they HAVE to be told what to think) that this is an important issue, important enough to base their vote on when the country is falling apart and the mid-east is on fire…is in itself disrespectful of women. Luckily, there are enough smart women to make up for the blathering few who they were hoping would show up for this crappola. And take a look at her crowd, I see men and a few grannies. Men buy their own wrappers and grannies are just curious and not concerned about BC or abortions other than grandchildren they will never get to hold. Revving up women? You’re doing it wrong!

  • cscape

    David Blaine attracts many more folks on his street corner sojourns

  • TocksNedlog

    Today Sandra Fluke held a Tea-For-Two Party Rally.

    • Colleen Kelly

      I’m assuming the other half of that rally was her cat. You would think that being a 30 year-old woman begging for free contraceptives like a child begs for a piece of candy isn’t embarrassing enough for her.

      #CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes The Romney family gathering onstage after a debate.

  • TocksNedlog

    Cindy Sheehan draws bigger crowds.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Get your Obama-Biden car covers here!”

  • rant stocks

    Poor thing had a little stage lite and now see still thinks she is relevent to the people….someone tell her to go back to her dismal life like the rest of us….

  • WingedBishop

    #CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes Those gathering around a person with a few screws loose prophesying the apocalypse.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Hitler’s bunker #CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes

  • Sam Sham

    What do you call this size crowd of leftists?
    Cluster Fluke?

    • Lilybelle Brown


  • gman213

    She makes my point when I say “There has been a death of Shame” People no longer can be shamed in this country. She should just fade away quietly and hope Americans develop amnesia.

  • Tim Bowman

    man this must be a, for lack of a better word “fluke” :-)

  • $23639361

    …and the lamestream media were ALL OVER this story, right? …crickets chirping…

  • Lady 12

    I struggle to believe that she got famous by complaining about something. Society’s standards are really low.

  • ratizbad

    That was ten people to many to attend.Was one of them Big Bird.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Boris-Melton/100002447423313 Boris Melton

      and Ward Churchill … he needed a date

  • J.N. Ashby

    Tss tss sounds like her days as a celebrity were a big fluke or sumthin’ tss

  • brianmouland

    Your 15 minutes are up Dearie

  • lainer51

    #CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes – Code Pink Rally

  • CalCon10

    A woman campaigning for a Presidential election on the basis of CONTRACEPTION?

    Not so long ago, she’d have been laughed out of society as a self-absorbed [what Rush Limbaugh had to apologize for accurately calling her] and a fool.

    In short, with her history and behavior, she’d be unable to show her face in public again. Times sure change.

  • reneehaigh

    she thinks she is a large political factor for obama: she is a liar too: she graduates from georgetown U and starts out at probably at about 125k a year and she is worried about her birth control cost! her face is her best birth control : one look at her and any man will run!!

  • reneehaigh

    10 showed up:? that is probably 9 more than she would take to bed this whole year!

  • Owen007

    #CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes People waiting in line to buy contraceptives at a store within a mile of her residence.