Oh, dear! Fox News contributor and former Bush press secretary Dana Perino had Twitter buzzing this morning when she tweeted that she had a “feeling” a new secret tape is lurking about. Twitter users quickly begged for more information.


But, wait!

Of course, that didn’t stop the guessing games.

One can’t throw out a tease like that on Twitter without some snarky Twitter action in response! MSNBC’s Halperin started it off.

What other “secret tape” revelations could be surfacing? Twitter has the answer!



Heh. Keep the guesses coming, Twitter!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZJATFSCKXGQC36RXFPKJEZZLZM Twizler0608

    One of Billary’s spies has a video of O doing coke lines backstage just before the 1st debate?

    • Johnny Banco

      Nah, Biden is the one who did coke before his debate – Obama toked and/or took some ‘ludes before his.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I can only speak for myself. I don’t care if a video surfaces that shows Romney and Ryan dropping kittens into boiling oil, on the lawn of the Capitol, I am voting to get Obama OUT of office!!

    (but I really hope that no kittens were harmed in the making of the video)

    • Sinjun

      followed by a cook book of Obama’s secret dog recipes limited copies have a cover with a very nervous looking Bo on it.

    • Stephanie T

      I’m with you on this one, Tugboat Phil!

    • carolyn thomas

      too funny

    • W Randall

      I’m sorry, but the members of 0bamas Jobs Counsel have shipped all “kitten boiling” jobs to China. Details will air later on MSNBC about how Bain Capital was behind it all.

  • ObamaPelosi

    Actually the 2016 movie is coming out on DVD this Tuesday. Maybe that’s what Dana is talking about.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Part 2 of Atlas Shrugged is out now too.
      Who IS John Galt?

      • carolyn thomas

        not sure who john galt is but if he comes by here my whole damn family will follow his ass to get away from Obama’s america.

    • http://twitter.com/BMoran4 BMoran

      You can already get it on Comcast demand.

    • http://twitter.com/bjm2009 bjm2009

      It’s already out at Amazon Instant Video rental

  • J.N. Ashby

    Big Bird Sex Tape. Big Bird Sex Tape. Come on, Big Bird Sex Tape.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Oh crap. Now I’m going to be seeing an image of BB and Snuffleupagus doing the wild thang.

      • J.N. Ashby

        You haven’t seen it yet?! It’s raunchy. I like the part where Big Bird uses the cattle prod on Elmo. 😀

  • $30423294

    I can’t imagine anything, however graphic, that would make an Obama believer change his mind.

    At this point, there are so many layers of self-deception hardened into the contours of the liberal mind, it would be devastating and maybe even dangerous for them to suddenly become aware that everything they believe has been a lie.

    We’re actually in Onion territory, in which you could find a tape of Obama with a mask participating in a beheading, and MSNBC would be all “well, we’ve looked into the background of the beheaded individual and found some pretty embarrassing stuff….”

    America, 2012. What a country :(

    • Joel Macejak

      You’re right – Barry could lead a lamb onto a stage and do unspeakable things to it, and it would be the lamb’s fault for unfairly tempting him, or a background check on the lamb could reveal that it was an evil, rich REPUBLICAN voter. There’s NOTHING you can do to convince the hard-core brain dead that they are. The ONLY thing left to do is to vote against their stupidity.

      • SuperKrazykiki

        joel, I love that line “Theres nothing you can do to convince the hard- core brain dead that they are.”

        • Discontentwliars

          My Take: There will be a lot of registered Democrates that will vote for Romney. Not all are brain-dead, and a lot still love this country. Yes there are some that won’t, but don’t be surprised at the final results.

          • http://twitter.com/Two_of_Five Amie Holladay

            I’m thinking the same thing. My husband has a friend who told him he supports Obama out loud so his *hard-core brain dead* (props, Joel!) wife won’t cut him off or set him on fire while he sleeps but wouldn’t actually vote for him to save his own life. Considering the ravaging of folks who come out as conservative that Twitchy highlights everyday, I feel certain there are many more like him.

  • Speichera

    I think it’s a Larry Sinclair sex tape.

    • conservativechick

      GROSS and nothing I would want to see ewwwwwwwwww Even if there were one, they would say it was fake.

  • ps5725

    It will probably be a new Gloria Alred with someone claiming that Ryan is a sexual pervert. To try and destroy the ticket. They would dare use Romney. Thats probably why the MSM picket up[ on the perp business about Ryan. This admin will stupe to the lowest levels possible. They are treacherous and Clint Easwood is right this guy is not going to go easy. Watch for marshall law on Nov 7th. Maybe is a tape of Obama with one of his gay lovers?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Maybe she’s hired Arnold’s previous maid to make the allegation.

    • carolyn thomas

      seriously i have been searching for one of those, i know it is out there somewhere.

  • radjahshelduck

    I think the video will be about what a sham it is that Mila Kunis was named the sexiest woman alive when clearly the title belongs to Dana Perino.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bigjk61 John Mckenna

      Andrea Tanteros has my vote !!!!!!!!!

      • wvobiwan

        Good picks, but I gotta go with Megan Kelly!

  • jdog

    Maybe a video of Chris Stevens being raped before he was murdered.

    • Youxia88

      And Joe Biden laughing at it.

  • brewerandpatriot

    Perhaps Barry is going to release the Bin SEAL Team 6 video feed and edit his face onto the guy that actually killed Bin Laden. I’m sure he’d add a snarky one-liner like “I’m so sorry my Muslim brother.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489524484 Rebecca Leigh Randolph

      there was no live feed of the bin laden raid….DC didn’t know he was dead til the SEALs radioed their commander and confirmed it

      • brewerandpatriot

        Then this would be the perfect opportunity to earn his SAG card!

        Subject: [twitchy] Re: Dana Perino has ‘feeling’ about a new secret tape; Guessing games begin!

  • Cherry Walker

    I don’t care if they have a video of the entire Mormon choir wearing magic underwear on their heads and singing “Feelings”…I am voting for ABO!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    let me guess: it’s a video of the entire sesame street gang rioting in response to the prophet big bird being insulted

  • LochGates44

    If it’s Romney related it will involve class warfare.

  • JD Olson

    Help me catch up here. Has Ms. Perino now completed her transition from Official WH spokesperson to gossip columnist? C’mon, Dana! Now I’m gonna have to admit that I watch you because you’re drop-dead gorgious!

  • Youxia88

    Mitt Romney put real chocolate chips into chocolate chip cookies! Oh the humanity!

  • Love of Country

    Dana Perino is awesome.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MYJYWPSBM353LCZZWANXHJ53UU fivebyfive

    I would vote for a box of dried cat turds over obama!!

    • hbnolikeee

      How about fresh out the oven?

  • cscape

    my theory has been that the missing 2 minutes from the May Boca Raton fundraiser is the “secret tape”…. it’s being held for a last minute October surprise

  • TJ

    One of cell phone videos of Benghazi, seeing someone fire a RPG at the compound.

  • Bernie V

    The secret video is actually the VP debate…

  • KellyIsRite

    The LA Times has a pretty interesting video tape in their possession and there’s no time like the present for that sucker to fall into the “right” hands.

  • Terry in GA

    Rashid Khalidi

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489524484 Rebecca Leigh Randolph

    it’s been way to long for the public to know that the LA Times has that tape of the dinner with Rashid Kahlidi and no one has managed to leak it!! they must have that thing locked in a vault!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ken-Watson/100000378332267 Ken Watson

    She didn’t say there was a new tape but isn’t everything on tape these days? She is just implying there is a big impact disclosure. Be certain the MSMers are prepping to deal with it as they so skillfully dealt with the last one. I can’t believe that no one, not even Rush or Hannity got to the craziest revelation from the 2007 tape. Obama explicitly denounces non-violence as a fraud of the rich on that thing and does so jovially to a very friendly response. Now, far be it from me, unlike the Lefties, to write violence out as an illegitimate or anti-American course, but they do. Right there Obama denounced Martin Luther King, full stop! Whatever. Don’t be surprised when the molotovs are served.

  • marcellucci

    Maybe they taped his Kenyan birth…..

  • http://twitter.com/shorebkkg AVD

    I think the video is Bill Clinton explaining Romney 5 Trillion tax cut……. I saw it and it is lies!!!