Priorities!

Bingo! That’s exactly what he is doing. The poor #ForAll Obama cult members are all kerfuffled; What is going on? How could President Squee totally fall flat on his smug face during the debate? Instead of, you know, doing his job, Obama is flitting off to canoodle with the cult members to soothe their panic-stricken nerves. And … gasping for breath … get some advice from them.

Side-splitting! But not surprising, coming from a man so out of touch that he canoodles with celebrities and hits up Vegas, baby while embassies burn. He’ll have a lot of canoodling to do, though. Will he manage to apply enough salve to their shattered nerves? More from USA Today:

2:20PM EST October 7. 2012 – The schedule says President Obama is flying to Los Angeles on Sunday for campaign fundraisers.

The Hollywood Reporter says he has another mission: Reassuring high-dollar Hollywood supporters after last week’s less-than-successful debate performance against Republican Mitt Romney.

“Everyone is in shock,” said a long-time Democratic activist to the Reporter. “No one can understand what happened.”

Oh, the hilarity! Will they invent a new diagnosis of PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)? Make it stop; we have fallen to the floor in a heap of giggles. Twitter users can barely pick themselves up off the floor as well.

https://twitter.com/cleo54123/status/254985111278333952

The tears really are delicious.

  • http://www.houstontps.org somethingfishie

    He’s not gone to get advice or reassure Hollywood.

    He’s gone to cast his Debate Stunt Double.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      hope big bird isn’t too busy

    • http://twitter.com/CatherineBarre4 Catherine Barrett

      Urkel !!! Calling Stever Urkel (did I do that?)

  • Jack Deth

    I think Zero is about to hit the brick wall of seriously diminishing returns on this fund raising junket.

    Couldn’t happen at a better time, or to someone so deserving.

    • James Atkins

      Agreed, nothing like having to spend lots of capital and time in a state you will clearly win. Awesome sauce!

      • Zane Henry

        If I were in Ohio, I would be taking note. Just sayiin’.

      • Zane Henry

        If I were in Ohio, I would be taking note. Just sayiin’.

      • ohYESiDID

        Then again, he could be meeting with real estate agents, looking for a new house that he can close on in Jan 2013.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Word is, house is picked out in Hawaii.

  • Owen007

    The fact that these idiots can’t understand why Obama crashed and burned in the debate says all that needs to be said. When has Obama ever given a good debate performance? When has Obama ever managed to speak competently without a teleprompter? Hell, when has he managed to string three words together without saying “uh?” The man is a horrible public speaker that can’t function properly unless someone writes the script for him and provides a means for him to read it. Eesh, no wonder he’s going to Hollywood to recuperate. They can so relate.

    The Hollywood morons will just tell Obama what he wants to hear and chalk up his miserable debate performance to anything but him.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      He doesn’t even know what ‘subsidies’ for oil companies are… he just calls them ‘that’!

  • Marcy Cook

    But, but, but his supporters say he just “too authentic” so now he’s going to take the advice from the celeb phonies to be what…”too phoney to be authentic?”

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Don’t forget “Too honest.”

      • SineWaveII

        LOL

  • SPGoodman

    How about those gas prices, O-blame-a?

    • http://twitter.com/CatherineBarre4 Catherine Barrett

      All those voters being stuck in traffic burning up gas at nearly $6 per gallon .. should be REAL happy about his visit …( sarcasm off.)

  • Davis Powell

    Obama: “No really I’ll do better next time” Me : “No you wont.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    instead of… you know working or getting ready for the next debate but meh, its better for us if he screws up

  • Bryan

    I think Mitt should beat Barack to the punch during the next debate and, like Reagan, pledge to not to make his opponent’s youth and inexperience an issue in the campaign. Mitt should also have some really good advertising in the swing states since Barack clearly only cares enough about California to visit them for their money.

    • Penmar

      I think Mitt should have used Reagan’s line “There you go again” when Obama kept saying Mitt was going to 5 trillion dollars for the rich.

    • Penmar

      I think Mitt should have used Reagan’s line “There you go again” when Obama kept saying Mitt was going to 5 trillion dollars for the rich.

    • elijahzabmom

      The strange thing is that Gov. Romney sounded like Reagan, eerie.

  • Grace656

    He needs some lovin’ and mindless support. Off to hollywierd.

    • http://twitter.com/CatherineBarre4 Catherine Barrett

      I wish Hollyweird would understand how much they are hurting themselves .. I don’t go out to movies (I did got see “2016” 😉 and Wolfgang Puck lost a sale of anything on HSN or anywhere else .. because the Obama Party is once again at one of his restaurants … he must be supporting Obama.

  • Grace656

    He needs some lovin’ and mindless support. Off to hollywierd.

  • $1718659

    Will he have his teleprompter, or use Hollywood cue cards?

    • SineWaveII

      He’s probably having some kind of radical surgery where they’re planting teleprompters in the back of his eyeballs.

  • $1718659

    Will he have his teleprompter, or use Hollywood cue cards?

  • Penmar

    Now you all know Obama did that ‘on purpose’ at the first debate, he was just reeling Romney in so Romney would feel overly confident during the next debate, where I am sure Obama the Magnificent will send Romney packing. And he’s just running to Hollyweird to let them in on his little secret, after all they should certainly understand what a great actor he is by now, look at everything he’s done and said up to now, bamboozled how many Americans into believing he’s their Savior.

    • TiLiNi

      My thought exactly. Unless Obama is dumber than we expected him to be.

    • SineWaveII

      I believe that’s exactly what the news media and Obama are doing..trying to manufacture a “comeback” right before the election. I just don’t see how they are going to make it work.

  • Penmar

    Now you all know Obama did that ‘on purpose’ at the first debate, he was just reeling Romney in so Romney would feel overly confident during the next debate, where I am sure Obama the Magnificent will send Romney packing. And he’s just running to Hollyweird to let them in on his little secret, after all they should certainly understand what a great actor he is by now, look at everything he’s done and said up to now, bamboozled how many Americans into believing he’s their Savior.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    so, the one needs a pep talk from george clooney on how to appear like he knows what he’s doing……what’s the matter, mr. empty chair: are empty slogans and empty promises not getting the job done?

  • Martha Washington

    ~Middle Class is being BURIED &Barry O is JETTING OFF 2 HOLLYWOOD
    REALITY CHECK BO when you are WOOING ~Little people DON’T MAKE A TRIP 2~Land of EXTRAVAGANCE &PRETEND-

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

    What advice can these idiot “stars” give him? If they aren’t reading the words someone else wrote for them they sound just like Obama at the debate and considering that is *exactly* Obama’s problem (only good when he’s reading the words someone else wrote for him) I don’t see how these starts can be any help.

    • SineWaveII

      Esp. since the subject of the next debate is foreign policy. I can’t imagine what he’s going to say. Given the disaster that he’s made of everything, I really can’t see him doing anything but standing there hanging his head in shame. What can he possibly say about it, even with the news media’s help?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      They are going to teach him how to act out the debate. He’s getting acting lessons.

  • Herman LaClair

    maybe he’s going for improv lessons…

  • TiLiNi

    Going to Hollywood for “acting” tips, better script and makeup and possibly emergency plastic surgery on those distracting ears!

  • gracepmc

    Ellen Barkin should be tweeting her love of Obama in 1, 2, 3…

  • Brandon

    I never understood how liberals can complain how MItt Romney is rich and out of touch while Obama who is no middle class citizen is out hob knobbing with Jay Z and George Clooney at $4,000 a plate fundraisers. Yeah the middle class can really relate to that

  • HoundOfDoom

    Obama spends valuable time in the critical swing state of California?