Snoop Dogg is sharing his thoughtful and researched reasons to vote for Obama and not vote for Romney. How did he find the time in between the munchies? Warning: Vulgarity alert! We know. Vulgar and Snoop Dogg? Who would have thunk it?

Oh, my. The hilarity certainly ensued when Snoop Dogg posted the list to Instagram.

But, don’t ask if he’s now Snoop Lion. This Twitter user has had enough of that.

Now, Snoop Dogg is doubling-down on the snort-worthy cuckoo pants, and is tweeting it out. Just in case you missed it. He also gave a shout-out to the originator of the list.

Noted political expert Snoop Dogg has some more advice.

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/254289184188141568

Double oh, my. Twitter users are gasping for breath over his oh-so-insightful list.

Coming soon to an e-card near you? “He’s a Mormon, but he ain’t got no hoes.”

This Twitter user wonders where the Racism Police are.

Game changer?!

Heh.

  • silverzone

    Michelle has a fat ass, that’s the important reason.

    • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

      More important than using the same hair clippers??

    • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

      More important than using the same hair clippers??

    • lillymckim

      I think Michelle will especially like that one.

      • Shelby is a Patriot

        She’ll probably freak out and start cutting back on the junk food…Oh, wait…

      • Shelby is a Patriot

        She’ll probably freak out and start cutting back on the junk food…Oh, wait…

    • lillymckim

      I think Michelle will especially like that one.

  • http://twitter.com/EAGLESFAN682 John Martin

    WOW! Ignorance is running a muck.

  • J.N. Ashby

    So, voting for him because he’s black. Didn’t even need the list to know that.

    • M N

      Samuel L. Jackson also said (you can look that up) that the ONLY reason he is voting for Obama is because he is black. He also said that he doesn’t give a hood about any of Obama’s policies.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/WE7G3DRKFQY7R2CFCAW74AHGKU Paul

        Who be da racist?!!

    • Pete Futz

      Snoop had to write it down so he would remember.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/WE7G3DRKFQY7R2CFCAW74AHGKU Paul

        You mean his name?

        • $30736095

          *rim shot*

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    Because of things like this is that politics are not taken seriously anymore

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    Because of things like this is that politics are not taken seriously anymore

  • ZoriahShepard

    Well…I’m not sure what else one would expect from a pot smoking gangster rapper.

  • ZoriahShepard

    Well…I’m not sure what else one would expect from a pot smoking gangster rapper.

  • http://twitter.com/thistleandfern Cali

    This is your brain on drugs…impressive

  • http://twitter.com/thistleandfern Cali

    This is your brain on drugs…impressive

  • Iacobus

    I so facepalmed when I read that list. What’s scary is that people like this vote and, unfortunately, we all have to deal with the consequences, not just this merry band of idiots.

  • Iacobus

    I so facepalmed when I read that list. What’s scary is that people like this vote and, unfortunately, we all have to deal with the consequences, not just this merry band of idiots.

  • CalCon10

    Who cares what this foul-mouthed degenerate thinks?

    As though anybody expected something different, anyway.

  • CalCon10

    Who cares what this foul-mouthed degenerate thinks?

    As though anybody expected something different, anyway.

  • Brent Guthrie

    Mentions Mitt’s name three times. Short-short-term memory loss?

  • Brent Guthrie

    Mentions Mitt’s name three times. Short-short-term memory loss?

  • diskinetic

    Someone named Snoop thinks Mitt sounds dumb… Check.

    • Shelby is a Patriot

      Winnah, Winnah!

    • Shelby is a Patriot

      Winnah, Winnah!

  • diskinetic

    Someone named Snoop thinks Mitt sounds dumb… Check.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Well, it looks like Snoop (some random carnivorous mammal) has the level of intelligence that now passes as qualifying a person to head up the Department of Justice………….Congratulations Snoop (K-9, feline, whatever………..)

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Well, it looks like Snoop (some random carnivorous mammal) has the level of intelligence that now passes as qualifying a person to head up the Department of Justice………….Congratulations Snoop (K-9, feline, whatever………..)

  • Love of Country

    Poop Dog personifies the average Owebamao supporter ….. he actually teaches his children to do drugs so they don’t learn how from strangers.
    Hey Poop …. I read you think you’re gonna beat Romney’s azz …. try me on for size you goofy little snot nosed punk …. I’ll drop ya like it’s hot!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Poop Dog. Awesome! And I love the last sentence. Bet ya COULD drop him like it’s hot.

  • Love of Country

    Poop Dog personifies the average Owebamao supporter ….. he actually teaches his children to do drugs so they don’t learn how from strangers.
    Hey Poop …. I read you think you’re gonna beat Romney’s azz …. try me on for size you goofy little snot nosed punk …. I’ll drop ya like it’s hot!

  • Jedd McHead

    I can’t decide which list is more damning. Both bespeak Mr. Dogg’s limitations on so many levels but his “reasons” for voting for Obama fail to mention anything of substance (because there is none, I guess) or even his “accomplishments” of the last four years. Like ObamaCare, Barry’s signature legislation? You know, the one he didn’t mention ONCE in his speech to the DNC?

    Four years and FIVE TRILLION dollars wasted…

  • Jedd McHead

    I can’t decide which list is more damning. Both bespeak Mr. Dogg’s limitations on so many levels but his “reasons” for voting for Obama fail to mention anything of substance (because there is none, I guess) or even his “accomplishments” of the last four years. Like ObamaCare, Barry’s signature legislation? You know, the one he didn’t mention ONCE in his speech to the DNC?

    Four years and FIVE TRILLION dollars wasted…

  • Lynelle Hullsiek

    This list: ‘This is your brain on drugs”

  • Lynelle Hullsiek

    This list: ‘This is your brain on drugs”

  • http://twitter.com/Apologianick Apologianick

    Mitt Romney needs to have an add with “This is why Snoop Dogg says he’s voting for Obama” and then slowly go over the list and end with “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message.”

    • TiLiNi

      4 shizzle. Lol

  • http://twitter.com/Apologianick Apologianick

    Mitt Romney needs to have an add with “This is why Snoop Dogg says he’s voting for Obama” and then slowly go over the list and end with “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message.”

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  • Adela Wagner

    can’t believe he left off the whole “Nigga loves smokin’ sum Chum” reason…or maybe it just goes without sayin’

  • Adela Wagner

    can’t believe he left off the whole “Nigga loves smokin’ sum Chum” reason…or maybe it just goes without sayin’

  • WingedBishop

    1. Racist
    2, 6, 10. I bet the list’s originator’s name contains an apostrophe.
    7. Enjoy your chat with Secret Service.
    9. I can’t imagine why this guy would hate his bosses… seriously.

    The rest of his bullets would make for a good anti-drug campaign.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Concur on #7. Also, #3 on the Obama side, apparently Mr Doggy must be a real p*ssy himself if thinks Baraka could fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

      EDIT ** Just thought of something Snoop should consider. Obama EATS DOGGS!

  • WingedBishop

    1. Racist
    2, 6, 10. I bet the list’s originator’s name contains an apostrophe.
    7. Enjoy your chat with Secret Service.
    9. I can’t imagine why this guy would hate his bosses… seriously.

    The rest of his bullets would make for a good anti-drug campaign.

  • c2

    I hope we can all agree: The future must not belong to Snoop Dog.

  • c2

    I hope we can all agree: The future must not belong to Snoop Dog.

  • lillymckim

    Another racist stoner who calls himself a dog and his scribble?
    Meh

  • lillymckim

    Another racist stoner who calls himself a dog and his scribble?
    Meh

  • lillymckim

    He forgot the most important reason to vote for Obama…
    Obamaphone!

    • Incognito

      Unfortunately it’s ‘we the people’ who actually work for a living that pay for those damn obabaphones.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    There ya go,folks, liberal intellectualism at its best.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    There ya go,folks, liberal intellectualism at its best.

  • http://twitter.com/andfry Andrew Fry

    I like #5:

    He looks like he says “N******” all the time

    Um…….

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Yeah, I couldn’t imagine Romney ever saying that. He has class.

  • grais

    This is no joke. This illustrates the depth of knowledge and thought of most Obama supporters.
    Our Republic is nearly finished.

  • usa_chucky

    Good thing he is a felon and cant vote..wait, that hasnt stopped liberals before.

  • Joseph Phillips

    I thought felons couldn’t vote? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      No, he’s a Dem. It’s A-OK for them to do it…and if you try to stop it, you’re disenfranchising him and supressing his vote!

    • lillymckim

      I think the law varies state to state.
      5.85 Million voting-age Americans will not be allowed to cast ballots because of provisions that bar voting by people who have been convicted of felonies.
      Nearly 8 percent of all African Americans are ineligible to vote. 1 in 5.

      Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee and Virginia-where more than 3 million people are banned from the rolls for felony convictions.

      In Virginia, 20 percent of African Americans can’t vote. In Florida, that number is 23 percent. In Kentucky, 1 in 5 African Americans can’t vote.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      When you have a (D) next to your name, the illegal is legal.

  • Postbackxp

    I think snoop dogg is now called Snoopy Lioness or something like that.

    This is what happens to old crack headed hasbeens they lose their
    way in life. Change their names to hide the past write poems on twitter
    become Cher or Ellen or Snoopy Lioness Sad.
    And they all vote for Obama.

  • lana ward

    Michele Obama is the bitch, Not Ann Romney. M.O. looks like a long armed orangatang

  • Nathan Oaksford

    Maybe Beyonce’s scent will waft to the middle east and stop them from the terrorist attacks.

  • vino veritas

    Anyone really believe this pigeon brain will actually take time off of getting stoned & making porn to go out and vote? I’d like to see the stumbling debacle that would turn out to be if he and his crew of little suck ups ever managed to find their way to the polling booth. Someone should record it for the laugh value alone.

  • $129448

    Did I read somewhere he claims to have 147 IQ? He needs to ease up on the weed.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      I think he meant -147

  • $129448

    Did I read somewhere he claims to have 147 IQ? He needs to ease up on the weed.

  • Civenti Tu Vergens

    I’m sorry, but that is some funny schizzit. I know that the only real reasons Snoop would vote (if he could) for Obama is he’s black and is down with smoking some weed, but Snoop really does have a sense of humor and this one proves it. It’s a joke people. Lighten up!

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Having read some of Snoopy’s other gems (offered in seriousness — b/c they’d have cost him money), I’m certain he is not joking.

      Higher than a kite, perhaps, but not joking.

      • Civenti Tu Vergens

        You’re right- he says some dumb schizzle, but this one fits his humor profile. I’m sure he was laughing his azz off.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Having read some of Snoopy’s other gems (offered in seriousness — b/c they’d have cost him money), I’m certain he is not joking.

      Higher than a kite, perhaps, but not joking.

  • Civenti Tu Vergens

    I’m sorry, but that is some funny schizzit. I know that the only real reasons Snoop would vote (if he could) for Obama is he’s black and is down with smoking some weed, but Snoop really does have a sense of humor and this one proves it. It’s a joke people. Lighten up!

  • Sam

    Disgusting. This loser smokes pot with his 18-year-old son, so let’s consider the source. Clearly drugs have killed his brain cells.

  • Sam

    Disgusting. This loser smokes pot with his 18-year-old son, so let’s consider the source. Clearly drugs have killed his brain cells.

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Geez, does he intentionally try to seem dumb, or is he really that illiterate? Oh, never mind, he’s voting for Obama. Doh!

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      No, it gives him ‘street cred’ to sound like a blathering jackass. Didn’t you know that?

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Geez, does he intentionally try to seem dumb, or is he really that illiterate? Oh, never mind, he’s voting for Obama. Doh!

  • BobRun

    That’s it, i can no longer support this guy or his music. I’m deleting all of my illegally downloaded Snoop Dog $h!t.

  • BobRun

    That’s it, i can no longer support this guy or his music. I’m deleting all of my illegally downloaded Snoop Dog $h!t.

  • douchie

    Most of the employees at NBC have a pro/con – list almost identical to this one.

  • douchie

    Most of the employees at NBC have a pro/con – list almost identical to this one.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Suspected that Snoop Doggy Poop was a racist of limited capacity. Suspicions confirmed.

  • v1cious

    Being such gurus of social media, it’s pretty sad that you can’t tell what a repost looks like. He was responding to someone else’s joke post.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Oh please. You know he’d only vote for Obama because of his skin color, not the content of his character, since Obuma really has no character.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      What? Well, I suppose that’s the best you can come up with, given the content in question.

  • MarkStolzoff

    He’s got a dancing horse he takes to prom and gets $150,000 tax deduction for doing so, that’s enough of a reason not to vote for Romney

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Stop drinking the Liberal Kool-Aid. It’s killing all your remaining braincells. That horse was a gift to his wife for her MS, for her physical rehab.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Hey dumbass…were you not paying attention a couple of weeks ago? He released his tax returns and we all found out that:

      1) He’s given several THOUSAND times more to charity than ObamAA- and Biden have ever dreamed of doing on their own, and
      2) He paid MORE taxes than he owed.

      Remember, keep up with your liberal talking points: the fact that he OVERPAID in taxes somehow makes him unqualified to be President.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Negative.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208422359 Bonita Ledzius

    What a racist Snoop is! Maybe if he quit blowing pot smoke at his horse it would dance too. Had a Proffesor who lived next door to Snoop, who told us that Snoop was a fake gangster. Always sees him going out in rich man’s type suits and acting all proper, then puts on a big show for the camara by trying to act all gangster like. Living a lie to make money off poor blacks who like rap. Our lesson was don’t believe all the act these entertainers try to make us believe. Somehow though I think this does prove that Snoop is a racist, and votes based on race only.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      How could he possibly be a fake gangsta when his birth name was Calvin Broadus, Jr.

  • Right Wired

    I’m surprised he can put pen to paper and string two words together considering all the bong resin in his caked in his skull.

  • MyGirlFriday

    Has everyone lost their sense of decency Millions of Americans are unemployed, businesses are shuddered, and families are being torn apart, our country is reaching a fiscal cliff and that anyone would even care what this Holywood Dog has to say, yes I meant “Holywood”. That his name has been changed to “Dog” tells you that they wish us to believe that humans are now dogs. His name is an insult to dogs as I know dogs that are smarter than this man. Kick the uneducated scum bag to the curb. Why are you even talking about him? He is a disgrace to humanity violating his body and the minds of our youth. Ignore his ignorant rants, don’t help to pay his habit or his rent. He will go the way of so many no talent loosers in the entertainment industry with an overdose.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Mars/1021563074 Justin Mars

    Why would I care what a murderer thinks?

    • bonnieblue2A

      Which begs the question, how can the felon known as Snoop Dogg legally cast a ballot?

      • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

        Easy…he’s a Democrat.

        • Hello Jerry (D)

          Yuuuuup!

  • Dan

    Snoopy Doggy the beagle knows that Obi’slamma may have smelled Beyonce’s neck but he’s also made racism “cool” again

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    He has nice handwriting for a guy, but too bad his grammar is attrocious. Also, his reasons for voting for Obuma are comical to say the least, and sad/dumb. His reasons for not voting for Romney are just sad and dumb.

    Also, I think Moochelle will beat his butt for calling her arse fat.

  • Brandon

    So he’s not voting for Romney because he’s white and is voting for Obama because he’s black? Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that considered racist. The media will definitely cover this because they care about black racism too. #Sarcasm. I also love the fact that one of his reasons is because his name is Mitt because I meet people named Barack every day

  • Brandon

    I’m sure the media will report on how racist Snoop Dogg is just like they did with Samuel Jackson #Sarcasm. Yes Mitt is a weird name, I meet people named Barack daily #MoreSarcasm

  • disappearing moderate

    I think you all are being too harsh. This is certainly as good a list of reasons to vote for O as any other I’ve seen.

  • mike hawkins

    Another reason MORE intelligent life won’t be visiting US…

  • https://libertarianrealism.wordpress.com/ Bonchamps

    The most shocking thing about this is that “Snoop Dog” knows how to write.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      I wouldn’t give him that much credit; have you seen this doofus’s grammar and spelling?

  • brianmouland

    Sorry I dont speak Hood

  • hwy505

    Snoop whatever the hell is name is this week – may not be a Mormon, but he surely is a moron. Snoop the latter of “This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs.”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WE7G3DRKFQY7R2CFCAW74AHGKU Paul

    If this near illiterate culture-eroding hoodlum is against him, then Romney’s got my vote!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WE7G3DRKFQY7R2CFCAW74AHGKU Paul

    Hey… He said both “nigger” and “nigga”!!! Isn’t that raaaccciiisssttt???

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      No…I think the rule this week, is that it’s okay to use both in the same sentence becasue then they cancel each other out. I think. Aww hell, I don’t know anymore.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      When you are an Obambi supporter, nope.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Absolute, rock-solid, irrefutable proof of the damage that cannibus does to one’s brain. Now that he has the ‘drugged out over hyped racist rapper’ demographic down, what could possibly be next?

  • http://twitter.com/lamont_w Lamont W.

    Of all the Crips that have been brought up on murder charges, Snoop will always be my favorite!

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    So, racism is OK now? Or is it only okay if you’re a Dem? Someone has to list the rules, because it gets very confusing.

    I used to think it was never okay to be a racist, biggoted pile of pig vomit, but apparently Snoop Puppy Fizzle Bizzle Dogg Whizzle makes it seem cool. Fo shizzle, my nizzles. Or something like that.

  • lana ward

    Nasty Snoop is a racist so he’s voting for the racist. That should be on his list

  • Ramone Love

    If it comes down to someone who owns a dancing horse and someone who can’t form a thought without a teleprompter, I’ll choose the dancing horse owner every time.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Snoop Dogg: More reason to vote for Romney.