No, really. He said that. Here is your daily emetic.

“Eye candy?” First, that’s false. Oh, so false. It’s also pretty damn sexist. There’s your “war on women” right there.

Secondly, you are the President of the United States. 

What is wrong with you?

Update: Rightful mockery and disgust begins.

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  • Josephine (D)

    1) The GOP ticket this year is way better-looking than the DNC ticket.

    2) Obviously he’s narcissistic; even if he weren’t the POTUS, he’s not that good-looking.

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Careful, I bet it’s racist to suggest he isn’t just brain-asplodes-adorable-squee.

  • pairadimes

    Obama is a self-made man in love with his creator.

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Oh, bravo! And bravo again!

    • ZoriahShepard

      Well played!

  • Guest

    And I thought ‘The Situation” was nauseating enough. Oh, to only have that be the case. What next, Mr. Presican’t Look at Myself Enough in the Mirror Obama?

  • Love of Country

    If he thinks he’s just there to be eye candy (eyes rolling) then how are snubbed foreign dignitaries supposed to feel when they were told Barry canceled plans with them because he was too busy?

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  • Inge Vogel

    BO thinks he’s “sexy” kinda like “swivels” his hips when he walks across the WH lawn…maybe it’s all that golf…he’s at “The Masters”… waving to the gallery.


    If that’s “eye candy” I’m putting my eyes on an immediate DIET!

  • SideshowJon36

    More like eye rotten-cabbage

  • Dan Hydar

    You can’t spell “LOL” without “O”

  • TocksNedlog

    We all know there’s nothing sexier than a man wearing mom jeans.

  • TocksNedlog

    Never let it be said that Obama doesn’t believe in The Trinity!
    “Me, Myself & I”

  • weRbroke

    Eye candy? Maybe for a blind woman.

    • WingedBishop

      Doubtful. They say when one sense is gone, the others are enhanced.

  • stegil

    Nice that he is having such a grand time with himself, while we have crises around the world and world leaders right there in NY that he can’t be bothered seeing.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Well, I’m sure PM Netanyahu got a good chuckle watching the President of the United States goofing around with these bimbos while he was IGNORED.

    • RealityBitesBack

      At least Obama knows what it takes to remain one of the 5 most interesting people in the room… hang with your mental equivalents.

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  • ZoriahShepard

    Jeez. And I just ate.

  • John Fowler

    Come on. Being ogled by Whoopi and Joy doesn’t sound like something I’d want to be within five miles of experiencing. Better him than me.

  • lana ward

    Egg head, mean dead looking eyes, dead worm looking lips. Eye candy alright!!!

  • jim

    Reminds me of Clinton when asked by a young female reporter, what kind of underwear he wears, and he answered. Pathetic.

    • SanDiegoSteve

      They once asked Bob Dole what brand he wore and he said, “Depends…”

  • Linda Kortz Campbell

    unbelievable… this narcissistic president… and the media just looks the other way… if he is eye candy … then an enema is chocolate pudding…

  • USPSA Gunner

    President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had more gravitas than the current occupant of the White House.

  • RealityBitesBack

    “In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.” Napoleon Bonaparte

    • RealityBitesBack

      “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.”

  • c2

    “Oops…did I say ‘eye candy’? What I meant was ‘malignant narcissist.'”

  • SAndrews

    He’s eye-candy in a world where his wife wants everyone on a diet. Might just work.

  • Aestro

    The next headline on twitchy that reads “Liberals outraged” (t-minus 15 seconds) and links to a few random people on twitter, I hope you all remember the time you got pissed off about the President making a throw-away joke on The View.

    • Kent Vig

      Ahhhh….are we getting all butthurt because the Prez makes it so easy to make fun of him

      • rinodino

        No it’s called ODS—- look it up

        • Chip

          wook, davey, Honey Boo Boo is on the telly!!!

        • Catchance

          Office of Dietary Supplements? Official Document System? Output Delivery System? On Demand Scan?
          Oh, wait… you’re trying to make it sound like we’re the same raving lunatics as the left with BDS! Sorry, Dave… you need to come up with your own acronym, and not try to steal one of ours. Although, Obama Disgust Society works.

        • Lars Groteballen

          Dave is right. Obama is eye candy. He’s a big bowl of barrel-shaped root beer candies that’s been there for four years because nobody likes it. But it would be racist not to buy it. I mean c’mon! Root beer candy shaped like a barrel? It’s beyond clever! Beer comes in a barrel and root “beer”? Get it? C’mon guys. Try the root beer candy.

          • Grumpa Grumpus

            @Lars Groteballen:
            Passable. Needs work for full “thumbs up?!

            First time I’ve noticed you here. If you’re new, welcome!

            Don’t let the fact you’re slightly off the mark prevent future attempts, the comedy in this particular event is slim — Oboobma’s performance in this instance is more pathetic than anything else.

            BTW, on a side note:
            When I was a little boy root beer eas fermented just like regular beer to about a tenth percent alcohol….

            Anyway, enough so we LDS, (Mormons,) weren’t allowed to drink it.

    • TundraThunder

      I believe you forgot to spell check your nickname. It looks like you hit the “e” instead of the “s”.

      • Aestro

        Don’t you have homework to do?

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      You mean making a throwaway joke while he didn’t have time to see the PM of Israel, the Benghazi Lie was falling apart, 4 murdered diplomats became a speedbump, and North Africa remained in flames?

    • Catchance

      We’re not pissed off at the “Eye Candy” remark… we’re laughing at him.
      We ARE pissed off at the “Bump in the Road” remark, though.

  • Donna

    Ok, here is my weak attempt at humor:
    eye candy …*snickers*
    It’s Payday for his ego, as he sits there with All-man Joy, and a Whoopie pie. He’s a big Sugar Daddy, too busy for us Nerds. He’d give 100 Grand to lob an Atomic Fireball into the middle of us conservative Smarties, sit back and watch the Star Burst – and pray it’s not a milk Dud.
    We’d have to send in the 3 Musketeers, some Jolly Ranchers, AND Baby Ruth, to fight him back all the way to York, then administer a big Jawbreaker, and a giant tootsie POP.

    • nc

      Works for me!

    • J. Cox

      Well done.

    • SanDiegoSteve

      I can’t believe someone voted down on this! Must be Sour Grapes…

      • Moue La Moue (D)

        Or a Lemon Head. Seriously? A down vote? Come On!

  • blueblood12

    It shows where Obama’s priority is! He goes on the View but does not meet with any government leaders? Not even are strongest allies. What is up with that?

  • TexBob

    Eye candy…Mom’s jeans, women bike, dorky helmet, throws like a girl, and he prefers the company of men in Chicago’s ghey bath houses.

    Enjoy ladies…

  • nc

    If he’s “eye candy” then why can’t I stand to look at him?

    One more thing: I think he’s deliberately dropping these little comments, knowing they drive us crazy, hoping one of us will flip out and do something really stupid. Then he’ll have his “proof” that we’re all dangerous nuts.

  • CO2 Producer

    If Romney is the Oompa Loompa, Obama is the Three-Course Dinner Gum. The side effects aren’t pretty.

  • Pennmom

    I don’t find Ichabod Crane look-a-likes remotely attractive……his bony fingers are really gross….

    • Maria

      What do you expect? Moochelle starves him.

  • Tony0920

    You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and
    sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of
    imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Obama Zone!

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Must be that ONE candy that everyone avoids in the assortment. Nougat or something?

  • Maria

    Those ears are enough to deter a woman and make Dumbo jealous.

    • Joey Juarez

      ouch!! lol

  • NWFL Conservative

    The worst part is that out of control, malignant narcissist really BELIEVES that BS too. He is the most egocentric, narcissistic and downright megalomaniacal excuse for a human being I have ever seen, He makes “the Donald” look as meek as Mother Teresa, may she rest in peace.

    Hey Barry if you are going to talk the talk, you better be able to walk the walk, and with a mug like yours, I’ll bet yo mama had to hang a poak chop ‘roun yo neck jes so da dog would play witcha.

  • lainer51

    Eye candy??? Pleezzzzzzzzze… Did anyone see him riding a bike with his Mom jeans and oversized helmet? Yea right … he is PURE eye candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gene Bowser

    He is one sick Narcissistic bastard. He sure doesn’t do any work for us so maybe he is trying to become a celebrity model for women about the age of those on the view????

  • John Hanover

    Never take candy from that man.

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  • Judith Lewis

    What a disgusting little man! Why can’t people see through him? I cannot even stand the sound of his voice and looking at that haughty face makes me sick. What on earth is so great about him? I just can’t find any redeeming quality and Michelle is the most two-faced hypocrite I’ve ever seen. Wake up people!!! Just because they dress her up like June Cleaver doesn’t make Suzie homemaker.

  • SanDiegoSteve

    On what planet would he be considered “eye candy?” And what kind of real man uses the term “eye candy” in the first place to describe himself? Quite effeminate!

  • Paul C.

    Me, me I,I.

  • Junie3

    Anyone who has a Frank M Davis wart beside his nose and more starting to pop out is not now or ever EYE CANDY, they are frogs.

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  • Terry

    I watched Romney and Obama on 60 minutes just to see how badly they’d try to make Romney look. I cannot stand the lies spewing from Obama so I rarely listened to what he was saying. But I did stare at the TV with my jaw hitting the floor. My goodness, that man has HUGE ears. He looks like Dumbo the elephant! Eye candy, my ass.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Even if everyone else walked out, B-O still would be neither the most interesting person nor the smartest person in the room.

    My, it’s fun to lampoon an ego such as B-O’s!

    Astronomers believe 87% of the “empty” space in the universe is filled with an exotic energy of unknown composition.

    It’s not unknown: it’s B-O’s ego.

  • Rick Bowser

    So Obamba is “Eye Candy” Huh? I guess that’s the visual equivalent of seeing your Dog eat Cat turds out of the litter box!