Look at me, says Richard Lewis. Bless his irrelevant heart! As Twitchy reported yesterday, comedian and actor Richard Lewis’ Romney joke fell flat. Because, you know, it stunk. But that didn’t stop the poor dear from pulling the Twitter version of “nudge, nudge … did you hear me? Didja? Did you hear my joke?”

And he didn’t just try to Twitter-elbow Chuck Todd, either. The pathetic continued as he begged for attention from the likes of Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Michael Moore, The Nation’s Katrina vandenHeuvel¬†and Obama fanboy Jimmy Fallon.

https://twitter.com/TheRichardLewis/status/247736354555969538

https://twitter.com/TheRichardLewis/status/247748214499966976

Precious!

It wasn’t even good the first time! He follows up with an even lamer joke, which is hard to believe.

https://twitter.com/TheRichardLewis/status/247757998745862144

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Rich and stuff.

https://twitter.com/TheRichardLewis/status/247771771099570176

Oh, honey. It’s not your politics alienating fans. What’s most offensive is that you aren’t even funny. Here is a tip: Focus on trying to be funny, toots.

You’re welcome.

  • CB19

    wah wah waaaaaaaahhhh

  • holygoat

    Who is Richard Lewis?

    • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

      Oh, he’s that donkey dique leftist wanna be comedian.

    • Steve R

      He must be someone famous, he has his own wiki page:

    • VoodooMP

      I think is was in a 80’s TV show or something.

    • VoodooMP

      I think is was in a 80’s TV show or something.

    • lainer51

      Jerrys brother?

  • NWFL Conservative

    This utterly washed up “comedian” is just about the most unfunny guy on the planet. And his lack of comedic prowess is overshadowed by his utter inability to provide any meaningful dialog on anything more than when the war of 1812 was fought or who is buried in Grant’s tomb. Richard it must truly suck to be you. In fact if I were you, I would just walk outside and step in front of a speeding train.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      I’d feel sorry for the train then. Getting all messy and such.

  • Ars21689

    Clint Eastwood>Richard Lewis. Just saying.

  • disqus_eric

    Who’s Dick Lewis?

    • lainer51

      that is his stage name… his real name is
      Richard Cranium —- think about it…

  • Owen007

    Wow, this is just sad. I’d pity him if he weren’t being so whiny about it.

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Here’s a tip, focus on KMA.

  • Rob Stevely

    This explains why we havent heard from him in 2 decades.

  • Right Wired

    Curly’s dead because Obamacare couldn’t save him, right?

    • J. Cox

      WIN

    • lainer51

      for sure… he was old so was put in the death ward with a few pain killers.

  • Notjack

    The only people who can afford to be hoodwinked, besides Hollywood actors, are public employee unions. Because they don’t have to pay for it.

  • Notjack

    Hello ladies and germs, I just flew in from New York and boy, are my arms tired.
    Richard Lewis

  • Notjack

    Hey, take my wife, please! And stone her to death for adultery.
    Richard Lewis

  • Notjack

    I’ll focus my comedy bits on the New Testament, because that is actully funny. And it pleases the Prophet Mohammad.

  • Steve R

    Don’t know a Richard Lewis. Was he someone famous?

  • J. Cox

    “Maybe I’m nuts. If Tweeting politics alienates fans maybe I should just focus on the New Testament.”

    Errmm..I think your 12 fans are leaving because you are not funny,but ya..make Christian jokes.The DNC will schedule you next go around.

  • weRbroke
  • rinodino

    Look at Twitchy stealing my lines, ha ha…… your welcome team twitchy

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      I always knew you had intellectually deficient lines, but that one would even be sad for you.

  • grais

    Oh, this is just sad.

  • Adela Wagner

    You weren’t funny in the 80’s with your whiny “oh poor me’ brand of “comedy” and you are far more depressing now. The Twitchy Team is spot on with your “LOOK AT ME, HEYYY!! LOOK AT MEEE” pathetic lost puppy persona, pulling on the pant’s leg of fellow liberals who apparently are not interested in your nauseating nasal whining. Get off the trying to be funny wagon, before you get so lonely by being ignored by them and fall of the other wagon you wrote a forgetful book about.

  • conserv&preserve

    well truth is Obama campaign needs is Spanky…. they already got Buckwheat and Froggy

  • conserv&preserve

    well truth is Obama campaign needs is Spanky…. they already got Buckwheat and Froggy

  • VoodooMP

    Awww poor, poor sad old comedian. You must learn when to hang it up. Should have gone out while he was still on top…..oh wait….yeah, I forgot……never was on top. Oh well.

  • VoodooMP

    Awww poor, poor sad old comedian. You must learn when to hang it up. Should have gone out while he was still on top…..oh wait….yeah, I forgot……never was on top. Oh well.

  • Yoikes

    Wait. Isn’t Curly on THEIR side? (“Plugs” Biden)

  • Yoikes

    I used to think Lewis was funny, but like Letterman, their politics show off a deeply ugly side.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    So is that joke comparable to the 3 Stooges we currently have in the White House–Obama, Biden, and Hillary? Just asking.

  • tsluf273

    Wow. I actually feel sorry for the poor dope.

  • http://www.bookelves.com/ Carson Fire

    (meant as a reply to “Who is Richard Lewis?”, because I sorta remember the 80s or 90s show) It was a show starring Jamie Lee Curtis. He was just sort of there. The laugh track didn’t even laugh at his jokes.

  • civet

    Richard Lewis. He’s the chick with the little sheep puppet named Lambchop, right?

  • Mainlander

    Who?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/CQQVASNHUHM7X4M3LLN7WI74DA meru

    This guy is a first class idiot.