Well, time for yet another section in the old Handbook of Racial Code Words! Like Clint Eastwood’s bit with a chair, Chuck Norris using the phrase “1,000 years of darkness” is also a dog whistle. That only racist leftists can hear.


Update: The sane on Twitter swiftly weigh in.




Well, at least he took a break from vile misogyny today. For now.

  • http://www.justifiableneed.com JP2012

    Didn’t this Olbermann guy have a TV show once? Guess he finally figured out how to be heard…more people see his retweets than watch him, much to be said about having a captive audience.

    • Garth Haycock

      He had his own network, but got fired from it because nobody could stand to work with him.

  • http://twitter.com/Doc6666 Richard Leighton

    If Olbermann only wrote about facts, he’d have to shut down his account.

  • DjWeideman

    Who’s Keith Olbermann?

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Not sure — I think he’s like a PSA spokesman for syphilitic dementia or something.

      • ZoriahShepard

        You guys are killing me. So very funny. ?

  • Brad Donald

    I bet Keith was busy buying Obama paraphernalia under an assumed named to hide his donations again.

    • http://twitter.com/BenSmull Ben Smull

      Would that be Alfred Newman? You put blond hair on that Mad guy and you have Kieth Olbermann

      • Blue Dilly

        If you put lipstick on Olbermann, you get Rachel Maddow.

        • SideshowJon36

          I think you got that backwards. Lipstick on Maddow = Olbermann

  • http://www.justifiableneed.com JP2012

    I was at PetSmart last night…they’re all out of dog whistles, what does that say about November?

  • douchie

    A white guy calling an American Indian a racist. Isn’t that against the rules?

  • Guest

    He is calling himself a dog because he is the only one hearing the dog whistle.

    • Brad Donald

      Keith Doberman.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    I love the smell of leftard desperation in the morning . . . or evening . . . or anytime . . . but especially an hour after a nonexistent thunderstorm.

  • Guest

    His name is Keith Doberman, master of hearing god whistles.

  • Brad Donald

    his name is Keith Doberman, master of Dog Whistles.

    • Brad Donald

      We should mail him dog whistles.

      • Thom Harris

        No. He might actually think he is becoming relevant again. His huge ego doesn’t take much.

  • Love of Country

    I thought a dog whistle is something only dogs can hear …. but that doesn’t explain their ability to follow gutter politics. Clearly, Ed, Chrissy, Al, Martin, Lawrence and Rachel belong on Letterman’s Stupid Pet Tricks segment …. beyond that …. who let the dogs out?

  • Baba Ghanoush

    Every morning before school I’d watch Keith Olbermann on Sportscenter. Back then, I thought he was the bees knees. Boy I was wrong, this guy is a tool.

  • KenPrescott

    Someone tell Keith that if he’s hearing the dog whistle, HE’S THE DOG!

  • Love of Country

    What is it with 30 Rock and dog whistles? That place is like a puppy mill for racists.

  • Googie Bergdorff

    There has actually been a good deal of academic research that indicates that conservatives understand the psychology of liberals a lot better than liberals understand conservatives. It probably explains why the left is constantly pulling things like “dog whistles” out of their asses, but it makes their claims of being the party of reason all the more hilarious. Why do they hate social science?

    • GaryTheBrave

      the left is constantly pulling things like “dog whistles” out of their asses…”

      Does that make them silent, but deadly?

    • James Neal

      Ha Ha! Pulling those dog whistles out must hurt a lot. Could that be why every speaker in Charlotte was so angry and yelled at the top of their lungs into the microphone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.jefferies.96 Richard Jefferies

    Keith Olbermann is like Ed Gruberman in the old skit “boot to the head” which he will soon be getting, Billy Jack style, if he decides to mess with Chuck.

  • Thom Harris

    Can we just please let Chuck Norris just kick his butt. Shouldn’t take that long and then give Norris amnesty for getting rid of one of our trash problems.

    • http://twitter.com/OverlordOfDogs Pebbles Canine

      Chuck Norris wears a tank top… made from tank.

      Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

      • http://twitter.com/BenSmull Ben Smull

        Chuck Norris…IS the most interesting man in the world

        • brianmouland

          And Keith the most boring

      • http://www.facebook.com/walker.bennett.5 Walker Bennett

        Chuck Norris doesn’t get rained on, rain gets Chuck Norrised on

      • tsluf273

        A king cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    • Sine Labore Nihil

      You do realize Chuck would need a whole lot more time to kick a gigantic ass the likes of OverDumb!

  • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

    It’s a quote from Reagan from a speech in 1964. I guess he was training us like Pavlov’s Dogs to respond to it later, huh Keith?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    Olbermann locks his twitter account so he can spew his hate and then spinelessly hide behind his keyboard, under his desk, in the bathtub, whatever. He’s like a little twerp living in his mom’s basement. Man up, coward.

  • Postbackxp

    Chuck Norris is so badass the flasely played Race Card does not work on him
    Not even When played on him by a 62 year old white hasbeen Nerd who use
    to work for msnbc.

    • GaryTheBrave

      …who used to work for that, uh, that, umm, the “network of algore.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/mickey.byrd.12 Mickey Byrd

    Keith Olbamaman needs to toss all his boxers and go get a pair that fit properly. The pair he has on is cutting into his little biden and making him cranky

    • Catchance

      I also think he hasn’t been eating his bran regularly.

  • TundraThunder

    KO (I can’t stand to even type his name) should STFU and go back to what should be Currant TV with his sour grapes!

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    I miss Olbermann. He was always a useful reminder why I didn’t become a liberal.

  • mhchaos

    Nothing more racist than a liberal.
    Imagine to my surprise getting into a discussion with these sub humans about illegals.
    I have faith if they worked on their own country they could fix it.
    The liberal said the illegals could never hope to fix their country and that we should take them in.
    I asked about why they should get federal assistance.
    The liberal said they couldn’t manage because of racism…
    So the liberals are stuck in circular logic.
    The racism is causing the racist. The racists are causing the racism.
    Liberals including contemporary republicans will never change until they break their cycles.

    • weRbroke

      it will never change until the government and it’s crop of manipulative social science majors stop trying to ENGINEER a society that can only exist in their minds. They use those statistical divisions to push for regulations and statutes that deliver unequal treatment to special groups and those groups KNOW they can lobby for more special treatment using a variety of excuses for their own failures.
      The first step is to stop dividing us by race…or ethnic background. Even if you refuse to fill out a race question on a government form, it states that a official MUST observe and fill in the appropriate race for Civil Rights reporting. Who in the government has the RIGHT to make such a judgement? Are they depending on profiling and stereotypes to help them make a racial choice?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IFNR5GNPLBVLC2S5OANUDDAQVU TiminDallas

    Well… I guess Keith would know!

  • mkreider

    Keith Oberman is as relevant as a dog whistle. Well maybe not at least a dog whistle serves a purpose.

  • LochGates44

    Time for Chuck to out break Law and Order out of retirement.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Why is it that the only people that hear these “dog whistle, code words” for racism are moonbat liberals? Oh yeah, I forgot. Leftists are totally racist.

    • GaryTheBrave

      And, by their looks, dogs.

  • allenbarr

    Keith Olbermann does not recognize anything of Blible litericy. being in the dark refers to 1000 years without THE LORD. FOR GOD IS LIGHT.

  • TocksNedlog

    He should have typed “1,000 DAYS of darkness.” But enough about his ratings at Current TV.

  • TocksNedlog

    BTW, all of these ‘racist dog-whistle’ moments are beginning to make the Communist “witch-hunts” look sane by comparison.

  • SideshowJon36

    Obama uses dog whistles to lure in his prey

  • Tom

    the only thing people listen to more than Kieth is a grapefruit

  • chetnapier

    A thousand years of darkness is a biblical reference explains why olberman didn’t get it

  • Leo

    Only dogs hear dog whistles. I think the term he was looking for was idiot whistle.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Keith Olbermann, yo’ mama answers to dog whistles.