Oh, dear. If anything deserved a “bless their hearts,” this does.

The speakers lined up for the DNC convention are a bunch of old, shrill and totally out of touch dinosaurs. It’s kind of like the MSNBC masthead.

Read it and weep. Or giggle madly. Either one. The line-up features such scintillating speakers as Jimmy Carter, Charlie “Opportunist” Crist, John “I can’t even keep myself awake” Kerry and, of course, Sandra Fluke. Because, vagina.

The media have been helping the Left (we know, shocker!) try to frantically spin the RNC’s diverse and exciting line-up. They have done so, in part, by not showing many of the outstanding speeches and by trying to pretend that black conservatives do not exist. They can’t possibly! How dare they stray from  the Democrat plantation? That does not suit.

The Left has been sickening in their vicious hate aimed at minorities at the RNC this week. And women? They deserve to die for being Republican. Yet, they are still desperately pretending to be diverse and inclusive. For shame.

https://twitter.com/Izany1awake/status/241195282321244160

Err. Guess again!

Aww, Slate’s Matt Yglesias is upset by the unbearable whiteness of being the DNC line-up. Citizens call out the DNC for its pitiful speakers.

https://twitter.com/MorganCWilliams/status/241027525768273920

https://twitter.com/The_Real_JML/status/241209755253743618

Where is Brian Williams to ask Obama why he wants a stage full of “boring white guys”? The blinding monochromatic scheme makes sense, though. It’s the same as Obama’s campaign headquarters.

Bingo.

See, most Americans just see that the line-up is full of Beltway-entrenched, out of touch dinosaurs. We don’t all see color: That is the job of the racist Left. But holding them to their own standards?

Total fail.

We’ll take fresh faces and outstanding, exciting speakers like Mia Love, Ted Cruz, Artur Davis, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval and Luce Vela Fortuño, Paul Ryan, Condoleezza Rice, Gov. Nikki Haley, Gov. Susana Martinez and Ann Romney any day.

The RNC is looking to the future. And it is beautiful.

  • BeeKaaay

    More proof that the Marxicrat party is full of racists.

    Only white people are allowed to speak there.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    “We love you minorities, we just don’t want you speaking at our convention. Oh, BTW, if you’re a conservative minority, fcuk you, you damn teabagger!”

    • stillinthe60s

      Mr. Whitey Dem’s drives da bus. Rest Y’all get to the back of da bus until we arrive at the next election. Just make sure you stay on da bus or you’ll be under it. We know you “ain’t no ways tired” enough to vote for the other guy no way, no how.

  • J. Cox

    What..no dancing women bits?sigh,guess my t.v. schedule is open now.

  • Love of Country

    I expect to see a bunch of white, racist DNC gatekeepers and perhaps one or two of their “higher-up” race-traitor tokens speaking (lying) at their Party-of-slavery-Jim_Crow-segregation-KKK convention while simultaneously demanding photo ID at the door to purposefully keep out and discriminate against and “suppress” the unwanteds at the door ie the poor and minorities.

  • rinodino

    lol WHAT!???? the Ryan lies have truly effected the brainwaves of righties on twitchy, off the top of my head I see Foxx, Villargosa, Booker, Patrick, Nutter, Longoria, Castro, but I guess they are TOO ETHNIC for the “peanut throwing” crowd….. Truth is look at the delagates at the RNC vs DNC and get back to me next friday, lol righties are a funny bunch

    • Love of Country

      I see a DNC who has been obsessed with controlling black people for 200 years and counting and that assessment is truly being kind.

      • rinodino

        And after doing some more research that Twitchy apparently doesn’t do, here are some more minority speakers from that list– Watt, Gantt, Sarlequi, Kamala Harris, Denise Juneau….. LMAO, wow twitch nation you really f’ up this time, lol, so to quote one of your good ole’ boys “YOU LIE!”

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

          OMG he’s barely coherent!!! Well, all I wanted to say is that I’ll give the Demonrats credit for having some massive balls, to call the RNC “racist” after the vicious, vile, loathsome spew we heard from THEM about some of the Republican speakers.

          And I still have not hated any of our lefty friends here refudiate any of that — I guess you’re OK with all that, huh?

          • rinodino

            lol, deflect, deflect, deflect on the blatent lie from the Twitchy staff…. so I’ll raise you a deflect and say, sure I hate that some people called Mia Love all those hateful names and I guess it happen almost at the same time another black woman probably no more than 400 feet from Mia Love got peanuts thrown on her and called an animal. Happy?

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

            Sure you “hate it” now that you get called out on it. You hate it as much as Herman Cain being called Uncle Tom? And no, I’m not “deflecting” anything. Two idiots did something stupid and they got kicked out. YOUR idiots do something stupid and they get guest spots on PMSNBC.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            MSLSD

          • emjem24

            Dear, you’re Mr. Deflection. When you have a better argument as to why I should vote for your precious leftists, let me know.

        • Orangeone

          Who, who, who, who, who?

          • rinodino

            Lol I’m sure that’s what you said about Obama in 04 how that work out for you righties? Lol

          • Orangeone

            Who?  Barry Soetoro?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            2004? When he was a senator? When he voted NO on a bill in the Illinois Senate that would require assistance for a baby surviving a botched partial birth abortion? Uh, hate to be the one to break it to you, but you’re about 4 years early on that. Keep trying though, under your president, you get a participation trophy.

        • Guest

          You mean YOUR tokens.

        • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

          You forgot Elizabeth Warren. Oh, wait.

        • emjem24

          Yay, more of the handout, gimme gimme, rich people are evil unless they’re from Hollywood or campaign contributers crowd. You’re a freaking liar who cannot see past a fraudulent president’s lies to the pain and suffering he’s caused. I want it to end. I want the real “hope and change” that was promised in 2008 not the silly agitprop crap that poses as such from the Dems these days.
          You do not speak for a lot of people, Dave. I’m sorry but I’m looking for a job and am looking for a future and I don’t see anything like that coming from the Dems. Do you get that at all or are your lips so tightly attached to Obama’s a$$ that you can’t see straight?
          What is it so offensive about people going back to work, finding their own success, and not relying on the gov’t? Is that what you want for this country? Do you want us to be like the UK (going broke), Italy (going broke), Portugal (going broke), Greece (broke now), Spain (failed socialist gov’t,, going broke from a housing bubble… sound familiar?), France (going broke).
          You don’t like this coutry, do you? If it doesn’t fit your construct, then tear it down. That’s what you’ve been doing in your posts. You tear down fellow Americans, and you don’t like anything that doesn’t fit your meme.
          I want a job. I want a future. And I want to be proud of my country again because right now there’s not much to be happy or proud of right now.
          Bankruptcy isn’t attractive. Not for an individual. Not for a city or town. Not for a country. Do you care about any of that? Or who gives you the greatest supply of freebies?
          Why do you hate this country, Dave?

    • Orangeone

      Peanut throwers were DNC plants not Republicans

      • rinodino

        Riiight…And so were the nasty comments about Mia love ..they were right wing plants!! Yeah thats the ticket!! Lmao

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

          No, we don’t talk that way, whereas Demonrats and their ilk are notorious for it. BTW, where is Twitchy saying those are the ONLY speakers? It says ‘featuring’ all the usual suspects, but it isn’t PROMISING us that that’s it. Anyway, don;t whine to me about it, I don’t work here.

        • Orangeone

          You are a very confused person.  The nasty comments about Mia Love were made by Demorats, left-wing idiots.  It’s all of the web that they hate her because she left the black plantation.

        • J. Cox

          Once again..you have showed throughout this entire thread that you are a small minded projecting racist.You are the one with no balls to ever call out your own side when they spew hate and filth,but shit a brick when a birth certificate joke is made.It is O.K. to call for the rape of republican women,and men,the vile racist attacks on conservative minorities,and the full anti mormon/anti woman crap that flies from the left.Not in 1 single thread have you or your troll fail buddies ever condemned it…because you agree with it.You are nothing more than an pathetic internet troll/wannabe toughguy.Enjoy you last few months worshiping your false god.

        • emjem24

          Sorry, you’re just another misogyinistic lib like all the rest. Except you pretend to care. You don’t give a damn about anybody but yourself. If Obama wins reelection, you haven’t seen anything yet. You think businesses aren’t hiring now, watch how many more people will go John Galt and we’ll see how that socialist utopia works out.
          You don’t seem well-read. At all. I’ve hung out with libs (of the academic kind) and have learned the depths to which they sink and the condescension they disguise as respect when it comes to the “town folk.”
          Sorry… until you’re the least bit honest about the damage that Obama has done you’re no better than the sad, uninformed zombies who voted for him and will vote for him again.

        • emjem24

          One more thing… I got my issues with GWB. I want out of Afghanistan (I’ve got friends over there who are disgusted with the corruption), I hate TSA, I didn’t support Medicare Part D (I’m 37 y/o and would like social security and medicare reformed not expanded as GWB did).
          I have issues with both parties. I can see them as two sides of the same, twisted coin. I have a lot at stake, oh, like getting a job, my future, the future of my country and I’m not leaving it to chance for a retry with Obama.
          Obama is just another, tired, pie-in-the-sky, pseudo academic trying socialist utopian approaches that DO NOT WORK. I know… I spent enough time in Spain to see how it wasn’t helping them and that was before the Great Recession.
          You’re a serf and Dem tool and you think your party is unblemished and free from critique. Think again. :(

      • Love of Country

        Of course they were plants …. just like the DNC commercial they just made with fake Republican women and like the DNC OWS’ers who were caught breaking out windows at the DNC to frame Republicans.

        All the hate aimed at black Republicans ALWAYS comes from the Left …. ALWAYS!

        • Orangeone

          Got that right!  I’m sure corkscrew and the slut have more in mind for tonight.  Who let that trash into the RNC anyway?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Murphy/100000566621491 Neil Murphy

        Can you back that up with anything?

        • Orangeone

          Yep

    • emjem24

      Liberals are a dillusional, self-indulged, and self-involved bunch. And, I hope, come November that your little socialist kingdom falls around you.
      No sale.

  • Garth Haycock

    Sandra Fluke? The DNC has really set the bar high this time around.

    • Orangeone

      Maybe she wants to put her birth control to work

      • Garth Haycock

        Well, seeing her face will certainly sterilize millions of people.

        • Orangeone

          She’s looking a bit worn already.  As long as she sterilizes the Dems, I’m fine with that!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        I really don’t see why she needs it. She’s particularly unbecoming.

        • Orangeone

          And getting uglier by the moment.  Maybe she’s hanging with Corkscrew head too much.  She also looks like she’s gotten implants to make her look more female.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Would those be abdominal implants? She’s spilling over her waistline… what there is of one.

          • Orangeone

            Thinking higher up than that, one for Billy Boy Clinton and the other for O’Bambi.

          • Orangeone

            Thinking higher up than that, one for Billy Boy Clinton and the other for O’Bambi.

          • Mini14’sBlkStrat

            The uglier they become on the inside, the uglier they become on the outside.

      • John Rose

        Well, with slick Willy in the house, the odds are certainly in her favor…

  • Chip

    Tells you how much they truly think about the minorities in their party. Not to mention the respect they have for women’s brains vs their vaginas.

    “You all minorities just pull that little lever with the Obama at the top and we’ll keep sending you some cash to buy beer and cigarettes.”

  • http://twitter.com/curleymom CurleyMom

    want your votes, just don’t want to see you in prime time…

  • dennylee60

    I am sure between now and the convention they will all find that they are all 1/128 American-Indian.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Yep, lots of white folk up on the verandah while their loyal and loving colored help scurry about the floor. Demonrats haven’t changed since 1862.

    • Elaine

      I know! Talk about trotting minorities across the stage. At least we don’t have actual CHAINS, Joe. Listen up. Obama said CHANGE,.. not CHAINS! fool.

  • http://twitter.com/hood9mm Cary

    One more time. Come November, the majority of the American people will be defined as intelligent or ignorant. That simple!

  • Postbackxp

    I guess it must be hard for the old white DNC and mainstream media to see how racist they are looking out from behind their sheets and hoods.
    Sandra Fluck as a speaker LOL, you got to be kidding.

    Now we at least know why Bill Clinton will be there

  • digitalPimple

    Man this will be a freak show.

  • http://twitter.com/Lonestar357 LoneStar

    Please produce a jpg for download and re-distribution! Need to spread this far and wide!

    • rinodino

      Please do so the repubs can look more stupid than you do now lol

      • emjem24

        Nothing of substance, Dave? Nothing to rebut the overwhelming whiteness of the DNC speaker line-up? Who’re the racists now, Dave? BWAHHHHHH.

      • GaryTheBrave

        Please do not forget to vote on Nov. 8th.

  • nickshaw

    We need a photo of the DNC speakers similar to the PMSNBC masthead shot, Twitch!

  • Guest

    i will say that denver governor john hickenlooper is actually the most moderate person to speak there. D or R’s in colorado really respect and like the guy and he is a Leader.

    • emjem24

      As a resident of Colorado, I want to ask you one question: what has Hickenlooper done about the unemployment rate in Colorado? The unemployment rate here in C. Springs is about 10% and if sequestration hits it will be even worse. Also, as an independent conservative I do not like his ecohysterical opinions. He also uses the military (of which my husband is a member) as props. Give me a break. He’s about as moderate as Obama… which is not much. Sorry… no sale.
      One more thing: the green job boondoggle that he supports is failing… Vesta (sp.?) in Pueblo is laying off people in droves. Oh, my. That didn’t work. And if the economy doesn’t improve here in Colorado soon, I will venture into places like Wyoming and Nebraska where there are ACTUAL jobs and ACTUAL opportunities.

    • GaryTheBrave

      “denver governor”? Uh, it’s a state named Colorado. Denver is a city in said state. “Hick” USED to be the Mayor there when The Uno hid behind his Greek Columns at the (now former) Invesco Field at Mile High. Today that stadium is named Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Hmmm… Isn’t Sports Authority a Bain holding?

  • chris hasty

    i think Denver Governor John Hickenlooper is the only lib moderate to speak at the dnc. i am unaffiliated but i believe that most D’s and R’s in Colorado respect him and think he is a real leader. all the other speakers are pure white arbitrary noise.

  • kilroy

    Hey, be fair — A faux Cherokee Is a minority.

  • Tom

    Yay! I made it on twitchy for the first time.

  • Tom

    Oh an Mia, Ted, Artur, Nikki, Condi, Susana et. al. were wonderful. And not for the color of their skin or their lady bits, but for the content of their character.

    • APO_AE_09173

      And the kick ass quality of their speeches & ideas. I want Condi to run for office

  • BeeKaaay

    They talk the talk, but won’t walk the walk.

    They don’t believe in diversity. Especially diversity of thought.

  • Julie

    As a Cherokee woman who also went to Harvard I cant wait to hear Elizabeth, oh no, wait I did not go to Harvard cause that cow took my spot by claiming to be a Native American!#FAIL

    • Elaine

      Well I heard Ms. “Spreading Bull” might not speak with forked tongue!

  • nc

    I think some of these lib idiots screaming racism all the time don’t even actually observe what they’re criticizing. Rather they just feed off each other’s hateful lies.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I’m going to make a cardboard sign to tape along the bottom of the TV screen for Fluke’s speech. It will read, “She has a vagina and wants me to pay for it.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Murphy/100000566621491 Neil Murphy

      As if she had a vagina worth paying for.

  • ZoriahShepard

    Ugh!!!! As if our mayor Villaraigosa’s ego isn’t big enough!!! Now the DNC is going to trot him out???? He’s a fine example of what’s wrong with government.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Murphy/100000566621491 Neil Murphy

      Hes the only Latino they got.

  • Donna W

    David Burke: Can’t wait for the DNC Lollapaluterus. #bigissues
    LOL

  • stuckinIL4now

    What? No Bob Beckel or Alan Colmes? Not even a token for Juan Williams?

    • mrb419

      What I like….the most watched liberal pundits are on Foxnews…..

  • Julie

    RNC has Olympians, DNC has Sandra Fluke, Law Student.

  • Elaine

    Where’s the BROWN, MSDNC?

  • Elaine

    Can’t wait to hear Sandra FLUCK. Is that right? Fluke? or is it Fluck, Fuck, Fuke? What is it??? She is so well known and I can’t even spell her name!! SHould be good, though. SARC

    • NCRelite

      Flukeface should be good for a laugh. I wonder if she ever managed to get that ring to Mount Doom

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    How much waffling will Kerry do? Will he support Obama and then in the next breath not support him? Will Jimmy Carter offer Obama a job on his peanut farm? The only thing missing is DWS…oh wait she’s doing those ” short bus tours “.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mdaia313 Maykel Dominguez

    All I have to say is:

    DNC Chair Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida

    YES! MORE OF HER!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mdaia313 Maykel Dominguez

    For all my Spanish speaking friends, did you ever consider this woman a journalist?

    Journalist Cristina Saralegui

    For those who don’t know, she was Univision’s version of Oprah, Ricky Lake and Jerry Springer in one show.

    As a Cuban, I can’t believe she sold her soul to the DNC.

  • tjp77

    But really, how can they go wrong with Jimmy Carter, Sandra Fluke AND John Kerry?

    I mean, you want to talk about some winners right there. Whew. A-List all the way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/scott.krumm Scott Krumm

    Sandra Fluke…..She’ll make me change my vote for sure.