Jumping at the chance to use women and demagogue rape yet again, President Obama took questions from the press today. (See update at bottom: He is continuing via official Twitter feed).

For the first time in eight weeks.

Gee, we wonder why?

And this time, it wasn’t People magazine or “Entertainment Tonight,” even though lying liar Stephanie Cutter lauded them yesterday and snubbed national media. But, hey, he can totally use the press to his advantage here. So now he is oh-so-conveniently un-snubbing them.

And the press lapped it up.

President Obama’s absurd remarks regarding Missouri Senate candidate Akin’s highly criticized comments came first. Never come between Obama and a chance to preen while politicizing women! This was a most pressing issue, even after Akin apologized and clarified again. President Obama is probably just disappointed that he didn’t have a specific person to phone up and pat on her head.

And what did he say?

Then why are you, Obama? The lack of self-awareness is beyond staggering now.

He then discussed the dire unemployment situation. Ha! Just kidding! He, of course, ridiculously prattled on about Romney’s taxes and how annoying being President is … to him. Laser. Like. Focus.

Let him finish all his waffles, people! Next up came his latest outrageous lie, which he uttered with a straight face, as only the pathological can.

No, really. He claimed they never called Romney a felon! Twitter users were quick to call him on it.

Everyone with a functioning brain knew that was a lie. He must be taking pants on fire lessons from lying liar Stephanie Cutter. But, the lapdog press?

Next, Obama went for what we can only assume was meant to be comic relief. He can’t be this delusional, can he?

They are vying for the title, evidently!

ABC’s Jake Tapper closed it out with an awesome zinger.

Not like it matters, though. “Morning Mayhem” to People magazine to White House press briefing; either way, it’s softball questions only. Now with more Akin. Because, he’s Paul Ryan. Or something.

Update: Obama still crowing, using women and rape victims.

And is trying to tie Paul Ryan to Akin comments. By using and attempting to scare women, as always.

See, ladies? “Free” birth control and a man telling you that your daughters’ opportunities are predicated on the legal ability to abort their children. Wow. You’ve come a long way, baby.

  • LightSabre

    I thought I was going to have a stroke and die when he said that, when running for President, ” you’re life is an open book”. I prayed that just one reporter, in the whole damn room, would say, “then how about unsealing and releasing your college records, Mr. President?” But alas, it was not to be. What absolute chutzpah of him to say that. And what cowardice that no reporter said what should’ve been said.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

      I’ll give him credit for one thing, he’s got some massive balls.

      • http://twitter.com/TeresaNelson5 Teresa Nelson

        and according to Biden, “a big stick”.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JC25VZ7V3BAAPNJ5C3R3YIP3WI j

          he is a big stick

          • BeautifulAmerica

            tiny stick, errand boy for NWO

          • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

            Larry Sinclair sez the white half is from the waist down and THAT is no anonymous source!

      • stillinthe60s

        He’s got the Meme Scream Media in his hip pocket. Only thing I saw was massive soft balls answered by a guy who’s comfortable in mom jeans. Shaft..he ain’t!

      • BeautifulAmerica

        What? No way. He’s just used to the media and his protectors covering for him. Glad the media is waking up to his concrete-for-brains. Pathological narcissist.
        Impeach Traitor Obamao

      • RealityBitesBack

        Unfortunately, they are resting in the palm of George Soros’ hands.

    • Calvinius

      Sorry, nobody at the press conference is stupid enough to be a Birther like you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1292355802 Garth Haycock

        What does being a birther have to do with Obama refusing to unseal his college transcripts?

    • RealityBitesBack

      college admissions & financial aid applications
      college transcripts
      papers and articles written in college
      HIS medical records (not that we didn’t appreciate the note from his doctor)
      his passport

      I did hear people in the room laugh when he said that taxes weren’t like asking for “medical records”… also something that Mr. Transparency didn’t release.

    • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

      If such a thing were likely he never would have come out to look for his shadow. The WH press corpse is about as dangerous to him as a gnat, yet still he fears them. There might be somebody with a couple drinks under their belts out there, get off script.

  • josef

    Didn’t need to use one of their own distractions this time. They are going to milk it until the cow falls over dead.

  • Daniel Schwartz

    “We never called Romney a felon.”

    Yup, that’s a lie. Had he said “I”, he might have gotten away with it.

    As it is, if anyone ever calls him on it to his face, he’ll not doubt say “but I didn’t specify who I meant by ‘we’. I meant that neither I, nor Bo the dog, had ever called Romney a felon.”

    Not that anyone will call him on it, of course…

    This is no time to get cocky. Romney & Ryan could still have ONE slip of the tongue and have it cost them the election. (When you’re a Republican, one slip is all it takes.) But if things continue as they are now, well, wait for President Obama to get angry… at the electorate. (Why? For not seeing how great he is.) I suspect we have not yet seen the last of the President’s unscripted gaffes, or even the best of them.

    • Bill Gryan

      It’s even scarier than waiting for the slip of the tongue. If an army of “fact-finders” finds one thing amiss in Ryan’s college transcripts, or a bad check that his mother wrote at age 17, or a baby rabbit that Seamus once barked at, you can bet the MSM will go into overdrive/spin mode. And in Obama’s camp, there are literally thousands of “reporters” looking for that one little detail that might kill the Romney campaign.

    • Calvinius

      No, they didn’t call Romney a felon. They said he might have committed a felony. He’d only be a felon if he were convicted of it.

      • weRbroke


      • J. Cox

        Squawk….look a squirrel.I can’t believe you had the balls to even post that.SMH

      • hrhoward

        What do you call someone who you are accusing of a felony?

    • Armando

      They never called him a felon: They said that he was either a felon or a liar, based on the evidence regarding his time at Bain, but they didn’t know which one,

  • Wigglesworth111

    What a gutsy President. He comes out to demagogue a stupid rape comment.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JC25VZ7V3BAAPNJ5C3R3YIP3WI j

    If only Obama loved America as much as he does himself and his zeal to weaken America.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bud.asbell Burnis Bud Asbell

    So Michelle Malkin how is it that you, a non-blonde appear on FOX. We all know Roger A. only likes blondes. Maybe you wear a blond wig for him? Also are you and Dana Loesch lovers?

    • LouAnnWatson

      that’s all you got? you actually wasted your time letting that thought occupy your head?

      • http://www.facebook.com/bud.asbell Burnis Bud Asbell

        Well how about a Republican Congressman from a very conservative state taking off his clothes in front of women and families and going skinny-dipping in the Sea of Galilee where Jesus walked on the water? That is also in my head.

        • http://www.facebook.com/bud.asbell Burnis Bud Asbell

          Hello–LouAnn? Is that all you got?

          • Minicapt

            He was trolling for Democrat voters?


        • BeautifulAmerica

          Guess he’s a RINO

        • Matt

          What does that have to do with the topic of this thread, which, I believe, was the sheer amount of lying President Kardashian did in today’s press conference? Would you care to turn your obviously superior intellect to the actual topic?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1292355802 Garth Haycock

          That’s in your head? I applaud your courage to bring out of the closet your latent homosexuality.

        • weRbroke

          How about that DFLer in MN having sex with a 17 yr old in a public park?

      • Bill Gryan

        “Occupy” being the key word.

    • trangbang68

      Hey Bud when are you going to break out the Subic Bay whore humor you liberal pukes are so adept at?

    • weRbroke

      What a zero…

    • https://twitter.com/FancyASpotOfTea Di Sunderland

      She’s not a Liberal and she’s smart therefore people pick her because of those facts. Pity you have to spread your muck.

  • Herp McDerp

    So what were the names of the shills courageous investigative reporters who were feeding him the canned questions?

  • LouAnnWatson

    obama is a narcissist, he only has a press conference when he can denigrate others that oppose him.or crow about some fantasy achievement..can’t wait untill he has 100 arrows in his chest after the debates. one good thing about romney is he knows how to convince democrats to vote for him. he should pledge not to take a salary if elected president and get obama to do the same on national tv…bwa ha ha!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bud.asbell Burnis Bud Asbell

    So Michelle have you nothing to say about a Republican Congressman–Kevin
    Yoder–skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee? I mean that is where Jesus
    walked on water and fed the 5000 with loaves and fishes and Yoder
    dangles his wiener in public. Was he fishing, using his little “worm”?
    Too bad he did not get a strike. Having his worm bitten off would have
    made it impossible to hide this story for a year.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      She posted about it last night.


      No mention of whether Yoder was driving drunk, went off a bridge and left a woman inside the submerged car to die while he swam back to his motel .

      • http://www.facebook.com/bud.asbell Burnis Bud Asbell

        Yea like starting a war with Iraq with all it’s WMDs and spending trillions without raising taxes to pay for a totally unnecessary war?

        • Bill Gryan

          Yeah, man. Like everyone knows it’s hip to start wars in countries beginning with “L”, but other letters are SO UNCOOL. Game, set, and match to TugboatPhil, while Bud cowers and changes the subject.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1292355802 Garth Haycock

          That same war that Obama continued fighting?

        • Hiraghm

          Just because we botched it by getting into nation building to appease the progressives doesn’t mean that the whole war on terror was unnecessary.

      • J. Cox

        Or picked up a 17 y/o boy at a rest stop to have oral sex

    • weRbroke

      Did you hear about that DFLer in MN that got caught HAVING NSA sex with a 17 yr old in a public park? WOW. He found his hookup on Craigslist…

    • Bowdoin81

      Only Democrats are allowed to be spontaneous and let loose for some fun. Yoder should have known that.

    • https://twitter.com/FancyASpotOfTea Di Sunderland

      Then to be fair we’d have to call out every Atheist on your side of the politcal spectrum. That would take 10 years. And TugboatPhil is right.

  • stuckinIL4now

    If Opetulant is so annoyed at being Prezuhdunce, why is he campaigning so hard for 4 more years of annoyance–as it would be for too many of us as well?

    So today was his one chance to campaign for Claire McCaskill without really making it look like he’s campaigning for Claire McCaskill.

    And I guess that whatever he says in a WH press briefing is always always always the truth bcuz you can make stuff up if you’re making it up in a WH press briefing.

    Finally, yes, Mr. Prezuhdunce, rape is rape but LIES ARE LIES! And nobody lies more than the pathological-liar-in-chief.

  • DANEgerus

    MT @FixAaron: This: Obama Denies Linking Romney To Woman’s Death, But The Claim Is On His Campaign Website http://bit.ly/NYiBnW

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Beyond the hypocrisy and lies of the Democrats and Obama…This movie clip seemed appropriate…

    • Hiraghm

      Yeah…. okay…. so you’re equating the Republican party to the mafia….

      • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

        Yeah, as an analogy. I think we can handle a Godfather reference.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1292355802 Garth Haycock

    Obama is such a natural liar that one can only conclude he has no conscience. You know what kind of person has no conscience? A psychopath.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

    From a man who lives in fantasy land.

  • PrinceofWhitebread

    “Rape is rape” unless it’s Whoopi Goldberg talking about Roman Polanski drugging and sodomizing a 13 year-old girl over her protests. Wait, who does Whoopi support for President?