Oh, dear. The DNC is trying the pitiful “bus tours” again. Last week Dems parked their bus in front of RNC headquarters, blocking food trucks from setting up shop where they normally operate. This week, they are adding lying liar Debbie Wasserman Schultz to the mix. And, of course, she kicks it off with another whopper of a lie.

Sigh. Getting her liar talking points from the always wrong Markos Moulitsas, we see.

Except, you know, he’ll be there next week.

Why let pesky facts get in the way of scary narrative framing? Twitter users point out a few other things to Ms. Wasserman Schultz.

The pitiful DNC chair then brags about this photo.

Oh, our aching sides!


Is she taking her cues from meltdown master and DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse? He also pimps out embarrassing and sad photos as if they are awesome. We’ll help Wasserman Schultz out, bless her heart. Words are hard to understand, so maybe she’ll understand pictures. Here is another tale of two pictures, Debbie.

Your “bus tour”:

A Romney/Ryan rally yesterday:

Another DNC fail.

  • CMS

    Vampire Liars>>>twitchyteam<<<

    • Bumr50

      Pictures don’t lie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WarriorPitbull Chris Farmer


      Please, show us the ‘lies’ of which you speak.

      Yeah, thought so. So, how much do the progs pay you to post comments that make you sound like a braindead commie POS liberal?

      • weRbroke

        Sound like? HeII that is exactly what they are…and their breath stinks like swampass.

  • TwitWit

    Someone feed Debbie.. maybe she’s just hungry.

    • http://twitter.com/wstonestreet Wayne Stonestreet

      Is there a Chick-Fil-A nearby?

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Well played!

    • Alisa Nemec

      Some one chick-fl-a this chick quick…lol

  • Ms Know It All

    Is this ALL they have, attacks on Romney’s plan when they themselves have NO plan and NO clue as to how to fix the problems this country is facing?!

    • Sheerie Knoll


    • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

      Obama’s own words during 2008 campaign: if you don’t have a record to run on, you paint your opponent as someone to run from. His words, not mine.

    • charles potter

      Thank you! Senate has not offered a budget in 3 yrs. Obama’s budget can’t get through the dem controlled senate! They have no answers!

    • http://twitter.com/Commenter126 Commenter126
      • Mackie72

        And it was voted down in Reid’s senate full of Dems. Nice plan.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KJELZ4TFFC73RR35KSVA3UOTOM Lou

    LOL,shes all by herself.
    Meanwhile,Obamas $51 a head birthday fundraiser in Chicago was a complete bust as well.Only a half full room.
    Its over,you Socialist Democrats.America is waking up to your lies and crap!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.baranowski1 Thomas Baranowski

    hate to say it but is that Monica”s old blue dress?

    • Bill Gordon

      Love it. And probably is.

    • https://twitter.com/ncadler Neal Adler

      That’s great. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/tkorfhage Tyler Korfhage

      I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • stillinthe60s

      It would be an appropriate symbol for the “stain” Obama’s gutter campaign is leaving on all of his blue state supporters.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Craig.M.Duncan1 Craig Duncan

      i just spit my coffee all over my screen lmao!

    • Chris Mears

      not even Clinton would go near her

    • lillymckim


    • lainer51


  • Ro Baht

    Shouldn’t she be wearing Birkenstocks?

  • cloudshe

    debbie, where are the obama supporters? is this indicative of the number of (d) voters you’ll get to the polls in FL?

    • Ken Alan Draper

      they’re at the doctor’s office stocking up on presciption’s they won’t be able to get when Obamacare kicks in.

    • Alisa Nemec

      Debbie stands alone!!!!

  • CJB124

    Why are all liberal women dogs?

    • http://www.facebook.com/dyreka Dyreka Klaus

      Because all the hot women are conservatives. :) Ugly women become liberals because they are jealous and if they can’t spread the beauty around, they’ll settle for the wealth.

      • Jonathan Paslay

        That’s awesome!

    • IAmBrianBoru

      They’re not all dogs… Jemhu Green is a pig ;^D

      • kelly9107

        Jemhu Green and Mooshell Obama standing side by side look like they should be pulling a cart.

        • LightSabre


    • Michael Hampton

      Have you not seen a picture of Malkin? She’s had so much botox she can’t even whistle anymore.

      • http://batman-news.com RW5929

        You must have bad eyesight…or a liberal troll who dreams of a date with Schultz

      • vino veritas

        I’m sure you’ve spent enough time slithering around enough porn sites ‘studying’ every fake body part you can find to be an expert on it but Michelle Malkin is, in fact, one of the very few pure and all natural beauties you can still find on t.v. with an incredibly astute intellect to match and that is just something that is hardly ever seen or heard from anymore. No mystery to this considering that democrat-controlled hollywood have basically been promoting & selling 2 brands of female archetypes towards American teens and young women for over 30 yrs now. The plastic-looking, silicone-laden bimbo archetype who make their careers off self-made porn vids & reality shows and the angry, anti-male, self-serving, pseudo intellectual, butch-lesbian femagouge archetype who label all woman that disagree with them as sellouts and stupid religious bigots.

        • Stan De San Diego

          Well said. The militant feminist take on the world is nothing short of psychotic.

        • LightSabre

          Couldn’t have summed it up better myself. Thanks

      • kelly9107

        Did you get your picture taken in the gay pride parade?

      • Alisa Nemec

        Malkin is beautiful, no botox there, now Pelosi..look at her …that,s botox, clean your glasses.

    • Alisa Nemec

      Look at what they stand for, beauty is within, inside liberals are hate,and greed.I quess it shows.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Surber/505164265 Don Surber

    By October, she’ll be too afraid to campaign in Florida


    I enjoyed dissecting Deb’s lies today on my radio show. Though, her lies are quite obvious; always good to remind folks of her non-brilliance. What a loser, DWS.

  • Steven Ranting

    Its pathetic what our country has become. How can someone like DWS or Obama actually have the voice
    of a group of people in America?

    • Alisa Nemec

      They count on the ignorance of people that just don,t care about any thing but….where,s my check, my food stamps, my housing, in other words they count on the takers to keep them in office, the skid row population of america!!!!!!!

  • For My Liberty

    She forgot to mention that Soledad questioned her about her LIE on Fox that she didn’t know what party the PAC was, that put the “Romney killed my wife” ad out. She had to admit that she DID know what affiliation they were….but then, as normal, tried to spin it to not being important. WRONG Debbie Waffelman….Americans are SICK of you and your lies!+

  • http://twitter.com/roe_del Rose Mary Delaquila

    She is just, I can’t even tell you. I’ve run out of descriptions of this person.

  • MovingToNevada

    So, like, her audience is what? 3 people from a TV station?

    • Ken Alan Draper

      yes, the media are the only ones left who can completely block out reality. LOL!

  • 3D Sales Group

    DW is disgusting…Who the hell voted her in? They should all be ashamed and humiliated every time she opens her mouth…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Metler/720822798 Sam I. Metler

      Imagine the people that vote for nancy p and barbra b????

      • http://twitter.com/osidechris Christopher Mohr

        Nancy P’s district is in San Francisco. Bluer than a cap vendor stand at Dodger Stadium. It’s her district as long as she wants it. As for Boxer, it will take a miracle for a Republican to win a statewide office. California’s a blue state and with all the conservatives moving out of the state it’s only going to get bluer.

        • Alisa Nemec

          California is all but dead, thanks to years of demorats, i say let it slide in to the water and be done with it, I

  • Im_Rick_James

    DWS – Sloth love Chunk!!!

    • Im_Rick_James

      Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!

  • Edgar DeCanniere

    Does your name have to Schultz to have hateful blood in your veins?

  • SpaceRacer423

    Im lookn frwd to the nxt photo, the 1 where Obama tosses @DWStweets under that bus.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Right after he calls her a “typical white person.”

      • Alisa Nemec

        Mothers day when Obama was young must have been a day filled with disgust for poor lil Barry!!! How can you hate white people and you came from one!!!!!

    • Alisa Nemec

      When is the bus due to arrive? Go get DWS IT,S TIME..UMM GET BIDEN TOO…LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S76XIS53F7LSF4SGCB4GQ4HH4Q rifleman

    I wish the Democrats would throw her UNDER THE BUS!

    • Brian Folks

      No! We need her to keep flapping her lips.

    • Bill Gordon

      Oh they will!!!

  • kenny1801

    What a stupid twit…

  • MW

    Question: How can you tell when Deb stops lying ? When he lips stop moving !

  • Johnny Blade

    Why should Ryan worry about Florida? All those Obama supporters showing up in Tampa for the RNC convention are going to guarantee Florida goes GOP

    • Ken Alan Draper

      never take anything for granted.

      • wsk

        You are sooooooo right

    • Alisa Nemec

      I live in FL and Ryan is loved here!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/ViktorijaBriggs Viktorija

    LOL Love it! Wasserman-Schultz = washed-out-shit.

  • kenny1801

    Debbie “DIPSH%T” Shlong sux..

    • http://www.facebook.com/marizy31 MaryEllen Smith

      Rush>s name for her debbie blabbermouth shultz

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MVB7D2KTCEW6NQCZ3JQMOHPFOU V.L.

    Anything this woman says sounds Greek to me.

  • http://twitter.com/LewTheProf Lewis Regner

    Looks like the democrats have all the enthusiasm of a condemned man with the unenviable task of loading ammo into the very guns to be used for his own firing squad…

  • http://twitter.com/Conshirtative Conshirtative

    Why are dems continuing the “Under the bus” meme?
    It was them who started it by Obama put his grandmother, Rev. Wright and many others under there when they became inconveinient to his false narratives. You would think the Dems would want to distance themselves from that phrase.

    • Bill Gordon

      They are starting too.

  • Eriq Breland

    I see DWS is notably absent from AL,AK,AS, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FM, GA, GU, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MH, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, MP, OH, OK, OR, PW, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY today…

    • http://www.facebook.com/d0nna.ac0sta Donna Acosta

      Bahahahahahaha! Don’t try logic, Eriq…that’ll never work.

    • http://twitter.com/tkorfhage Tyler Korfhage

      I just blew pop out my nose. Funny.

    • Seattlesciren

      And the supporters are missing from her appearance in Florida.

  • CynicOwl

    Romney/Ryan draw tons of people, DWS draws tens of people.

  • ric

    I would like to ask her about Barry’s 750 billion he is taking out of Medicare! And Why did NBC cut Ryans comments about not cutting his mothers medicare he is talking about no changes to any one 55 and over

    • wsk

      Do you really have to ask?

  • sydbloom

    Obama’s Wreckage for the last 4 years? Hate and Division..Pure soviet propoganda.
    Obama can not run on his Wrecked!

  • Bill Gordon

    Why wasn’t Obummer there to help the lying b—-.? Because hes scared to be around her. people will start to compare whose lying the most.

  • http://twitter.com/DaffJtap jtap

    Least they have plan to talk about…what have the dems put out except taxing the one percent. All our taxes will go up under Obama, marked my words.

  • ThunderDan

    All the Obama broken promises to bolster the middle class and seniors, and even end the supposed “war on women”. Name one thing the Obama administration has done that has unequivocally enriched middle class Americans, our seniors, and working women? There are none. The stimulus bills were classic failures, so is TARP and cap & trade – as well as not upholding DOMA. All these actions reveal the socialist ideologies of our POTUS. Add in the signing of NDAA, no federal budget passed during his first term of office, exercising over 900 executive privileges/orders, all of which have side-stepped Congress, the deceitful lies leading to the passage of Obamacare, the Fast & Furious coverup, and the list goes on and on and on. Americans are waking up, and many are finally seeing the Marxist snake oil salesman that Obama really is. Come on… Nov 2012!

    • Alisa Nemec

      He did give us the TEA PARTY!!!!, THAT IS THE ONE GREAT THING HE DID!!

  • http://twitter.com/DaffJtap jtap

    Paying for all his entitlments will necessitate an increase in taxes for all, not just the one percent. Do the math. Companies will stop offering health care due to costs, private health cover cost will go up. Medicare will disappear and our Elders will have to go on Obamacare. His plan is to eventually completely take over healthcare in increments. And,like UK, AU, Canada, taxes will have to go up for all. But in those countries all citizens contribute no just the top 30 percent. Everyone! Why should I bust my but for people who wont even try to help themselves.

  • http://www.facebook.com/PaulDWalters Paul D Walters

    WOW–Could hardly see “Good Ole Debbie” due to the crowd size! Take a bow Debbie and exit the stage!!!!


    I just start to itch and get a burning sensation all over when Wasserman starts to speak.

  • Philip Nightingale

    Wassaman Shultz is either very, very stupid or assumes the American public are. Even her fellow Democrats regard her as a joke. The likes of Obama and Axelrod can make even the most blatant lie sound reasonable, they are unethical but competent, DWS tries to play the same game but ends up embarassing itself each time. The woman should be at the Burger King drive through window…. no wait, even that is beyond her. “You may think you ordered fries but what is important to the American people is Onion Rings which are twice as big under President Obama! Your order is cold because of the Republicans blocking the kitchen with dead seniors!”

    • justplainfolk

      whatever you just said sounds as stupid as DWS..

      • Philip Nightingale

        Would it help if I got some crayons and drew you a picture?

        • Alisa Nemec

          I don,t believe that would help!!

  • http://twitter.com/7BigRed7 7BigRed7

    Its almost like Pelosi cloned DWS

  • http://www.facebook.com/darin.davis.50 Darin Davis

    “bus driver… Move. That. Bus!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1517368125 Alan Kelley

    That is awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000363328649 JOe Dutra

    Where is Obama’s budget?

  • allenbarr

    where’s the punch line, there is always a punch line. (just kidding)

  • Paul Roman

    That does look like Monica’s old dress, hilarious Thomas!

  • Michael Hampton

    Wow. Is that anything like the bus tour that NOM and the disgusting Sarah Palin did? Didn’t Romney do one too and strap his dog to the roof of the bus? You are a repulsive human being Ms. Malkin. Selling your faith and your soul for a few bucks.

    • John Finnerty

      Speaking of pictures and bus idiocy . . .
      . . . To say: “In SPECIAL Olympics competition today, the 30 Meter Dash to the Short Bus was a photo finish!” would be an insult to courageous Special Olympians!
      . . . So I will bite my tongue, and encourage these two to seek professional counseling!

  • Mike


  • stillinthe60s

    Obama’s running massive campaign deficits so he’s a little thin with the green. Can’t hire more than a few astro-turfers. Heh!

  • Michael John Naretto

    She is tiny. Not meant to be a jab but when I was in Germany the women there were tall and well built.

    Anyway, she is about as smart as Reid, Biden or Pelosi. And like those three no one believes anything out of her mouth.

  • http://twitter.com/Commenter126 Commenter126

    An odd comparison is going on here: Are you trying to say the DNC head is the equal in stature of the GOP candidate team? I’m surprised there are ANY people at the Schultz stops.

    • Seattlesciren

      Probably the same people that came off the bus. Looks about the right amount of people.

  • Cynthia Flanagan

    Wasserman-Shultz are in need of some plastic surgery …when monies are taken from Medicare, I think ole “B” will give her a few dollars for one…yuk!

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.szymanski.7 George Szymanski

    I hate to be the attack artist but… besides the moronic spinning she does that any one with half a brain can see right through.. she needs to do something about the 80s tight perm it drives me crazy im waiting for the leg warmers to pop up..

    • Seattlesciren

      Whew, I’m glad to see that her horrible perm drives someone else crazy as well. Every time I see her mug on TV I want to send her off an email telling her the 80’s are over and to leave it behind.

  • MaddMedic
  • Seattlesciren

    Paul Ryan is notably absent here in Florida today. No wonder: Seniors want nothing to do with #RomneyRyanEconomics. pic.twitter.com/77cbOS12″

    Funny, notice what is absent from your Florida visit Ms. DWS: supporters?!

  • rinodino

    It’s going to be so funny when Obama wins and DWS takes a picture of her backside for you righties to kiss for 4 more years!!! lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

      It’s going to be so sad when you come down from the shrooms they feed you at the DNC. How ” green ” is that gas guzzling RV ? The only green the DNC is about is” middle-class envy ” and the ones they tax from us.

  • Dwayne Jackson

    First of all she sounds like she has a mouth full of mush when she speaks and second, she is in desperate need of a new hairdo. She looks as if she flops a wet mop on her head everytime I see her.
    And last but not least as most liberals have become she is completely irrelevant.

  • Ralph_Gizzip

    Don’t they know we have leash laws in this country?!? Someone has let their poodle run loose again.

  • wsk

    Doesn’ t she make you want to change your abortion stance a little?

  • lillymckim

    I see cankles and comfortable shoes…

  • WardMD

    You know, I look ALL THROUGH those pictures of the HUGE CROWDS at the Romney/Ryan rally (not a single PAID person among them), and BOTH Obama AND Biden were “noticably absent”!

  • http://www.facebook.com/frank.e.craft Frank Edward Craft

    dont forget half of the people that voted for Obama are allready dead its to Late for medicare !! they found 10,000 on virginias rosters

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Donna-Lynch/1411805140 Donna Lynch

    How does this woman keep getting elected? I have never seen her on tv when she is not lying about something… She really makes a fool of herself…

  • chocolateheart

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is really juvenile. Can’t believe she’s the DNC chair. What a joke! She makes women look bad! LOL

  • bret robertson

    ya know there are just so many pithy and funny comments to make about dws ((i mean her initials alone are a gold mine of jokes not to mention her hair and the fact that does look like monicas dress )) but i just can’t do it she makes its to easy its like going into a battle of witts with an unarmed person

  • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

    No brains she’s just the MOUTH OF THE SOUTH.

  • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

    Yikes, this woman is an embarrassment to the DNC; however, she’s become quite an asset to Republicans. Keep it up, Debbie! You’re making our job easier….

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    Does that bus run on wind? I can only imagine it’s a hybrid, we wouldn’t want a polluting and gas guzzling vehicle to ruffle the Green Collars on their Brown shirts. You know why no one stands around DWS ? It’s because they like to think they represent the ” middle class ” but can’t have them too close ( poor people’s germs ).

  • Michael E Rupp

    Obama “noticeably absent” from Eric Holder’s office as he seeks to distance himself from his own record …

  • LightSabre

    Dear Twitchy,
    Is there any way you could do stories on DWS without showing her picture?
    Mr. Just Trying To Keep My Lunch Down

  • http://www.facebook.com/marvin.rothery Marvin Rothery

    i was just going to have dinner now one look at her i lost my appetite.

  • http://twitter.com/e_lizabeth54 Elizabeth

    This must be said again-

    Debbie, Debbie, Debbie! Tsk, tsk! Let me wipe that drool hanging from your mouth. You’re looking pretty foolish there! Was that a, YOUR-ASS-MUST-BE-SPEAKING-BECAUSE-YOUR-MOUTH-KNOWS-BETTER, moment?

    You are a vicious, contemptuous person. Your lies and deceit continue to leave a stench!

    Why is it that every time you and the Obama groupies open your mouths, I can smell rotten cabbage!

    Can you smell it too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.russo.35 Joseph Russo

    Poor wassamatter Shultzy, standing there all by her lonesome.
    It’s a good thing she was able to twich soldabagagoods O’brien otherwise she would have been totally alone!
    Nice dress and those shoes holy blue berry muffins Batman!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    From my song ” Blue Dress © 2005 ” the refrain/chorus ” Liars, hypocrites and scum, That blue dress on you does so become ” .So fitting of the squirrel in charge at the DNC.