Illegal! Sadly, tweeting while intelligence-deficient is not. Not only is the sky a different color in Cher’s world, but contraception is illegal! People must be jailed when cruising down the condoms aisle at CVS pharmacy. Planned Parenthood also does not exist. Apparently, if the government ceases to fund things with taxpayer money, it will no longer exist at all. Of course: No one built that. Only the government did.

Unfortunately, her iPad apparently became unfrozen, and she went on one of her usual unintelligible rants.

Oh, really, Cher? Like the babies? Innocent lives who cannot speak for themselves … and who never can. Because their very lives were snuffed out before they even took their first breaths.

How about that injustice? But, hey, maybe some of those babies would have been Mormon, huh, Cher? They don’t count, to you.


The men who seek to control women are those who try to make “Julias” out of us.

So do we. Oh, so do we.


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Indeed. That’s why people just point and snicker at you. She is right about one thing; the haters are the best teachers. Because they expose themselves, always. Thanks, Cher, for exposing yourself.


Cher: Why can’t I ask questions about these darn secretive Mormons?

Cher, not high, traces Dick Cheney’s lineage to Darth Vader

Cher: Romney is ‘spineless racist,’ ‘cretin’; Must fight ‘T-Baggies’ Bachmann and Palin; Update: Her unintelligible rant continues

Cher loves all the ‘flaming assholes’ — except Mitt Romney

Anti-Mormon bigot Cher: ‘Richy Rich Romney whitest man in magic underwear’

Cher: Eww, check out all the white people behind Mitt Romney

Cher’s heartbreaking, tear-inducing nightmare about the November election

Cher: I’m sorry for being a hater like Rush Limbaugh

Cher doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters’

Morning meltdown with Cher: jellyfish, Satan, and GOP wing-nuts

Cher goes on Twitter rampage, forgets 140-character limit

  • radishthegreat

    We are all stupider for reading that.

    • Edna Evon Hill-Emrick

      LMAO Radish, I couldn’t have said it better! I certainly felt stupid afterwards, and you confirmed it! :)

    • Manfred Moore

      I think my head shrank and IQ dropped an undetermined amount !! I’m re-testing in the morning, one can never be too cautious !!

      • ballpark1981

        it will still be above’s chers

    • the_bat

      That sums it up better than anything I could come up with.

    • RayV

      For some reason, after reading that, I felt like a skanky whore and wanted to bang Greg Allman… yuck!!

      • ballpark1981

        take a shower, it helps

    • ballpark1981

      you really didn’t read all of it did you???, so, how many times do you have to get slapped , before to move out of the way

  • Tyler

    She needs to lay off the PCP

    • Barack Hussein Sharpton

      The botox has seeped past the blood-brain barrier.

  • Chad

    If only Cher had been with Ike Turner and not Sonny Bono

    • Lance Babcock

      That has got to be the best comment I have ever read….

    • Manfred Moore

      Sonny was always the best of the two . He was genuine.

    • Fernando Otero

      THAT was an AWESOME comment! LMFAO!

  • Love of Country

    She’s aging and becoming even more irrelevant …. this is a very difficult thing to cope with for materialistic and Godless, superficial people. Sonny must have been the only force holding that family together because it has been in steep decline ever since he departed, God rest his soul.

    • Manfred Moore

      I think he hit the tree on purpose, wouldn’t we ? !!

    • rodney495

      And to think Sonny had to sleep with that for so long! Poor Poor Man! Definition of Misery?

  • pissonobama

    Cher – you are just a dumb,withered old cunt.


    OMG I’m an OLD WHITE MAN…..and can still get it on…..Cher is my age…I’d hate to hurt myself on that dried up old woman with no hormones

    • chiefpayne

      Frankly, I’d rather just do without. I mean let’s FACE it…as dried up as she is, it wouldn’t be good anyway. Besides, I’d be afraid of what I might catch!

  • dlk

    …may God take her voice…

    • Manfred Moore

      or at least her Twitter account !!

    • Charlene M. Thomas


    • Bill Gordon

      It already has taken her singing voice.

  • pc325

    I see the 60s had lasting effects. Wow.

  • TugboatPhil

    Hey, Cher. Why don’t you and your overpaid Hollyweird friends open some clinics where all these services can be given away. After all, when the gubmint does it, then it’s “free”…right? Well it will just as “free” if you pay for it instead of us.

  • Diane Stephan

    Cher is living proof the botox does cause brain damage.

    • Ken H.

      was there a brain involved in that string of tweets?

  • jill childers

    Dear Cher,
    When I was a single woman without insurance I walked down to the local pharmacy and bought birth control there….they have it for men and women there, so you can chose what kind you are comfortable using……didn’t go to planned parenthood for it, and it really doesn’t cost that much to BUY it yourself.

    Yours Truly,
    No so old woman (also a Republican) LOL

  • BIG E

    shes wacked out on drugs i think.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Hey, Cher, no one’s forcing these women to have the sex that creates the babies–choices include responsibilities, as well as consequences.

    • Kandy Florentine


    • Lewis Regner

      Perfectly said to reflect my thoughts exactly,, and apparently a whole lot of others of us as well.

      Just like liberals and their mentally deranged liberal thinking; never taking responsibility for the adverse consequences of their recklessly impulsive decisions, born of their amoral liberal behavior(s), and expecting they should receive a mulligan and a unanimous, worldwide, warm and fuzzy commiseration for the deep $hit they have gotten themselves into, instead of appropriately demonstrating the individual responsibility it takes to not kill a baby. And liberal loon Jane Fonda claimed the military were the “baby killers”. If they ever were at all, they were pikers in comparison to liberals and their pro abortion advocating organizations.

    • ballpark1981

      guess she likes the liberal’s controlling the black population by giving free abortion

  • i’m Batman

    senility has fully set in on Cher.

  • disqus_khiD4yhUiu

    Has anyone thought that Cher might be having a mental Breakdown ?.

  • i’m Batman

    you know why Sonny died first?

    cause he wanted to..

    • blasater

      I wonder if Chastity being a monster has anything to do with this? Just sayin..

    • chiefpayne

      It was probably the ONLY way he could get away from the old crone!

  • Karl Schneider

    yep, I was gonna say sounds like she’s been drinking or on something….. ah well. @twitter-16005730:disqus – LIKE!

  • Kevin Joyner

    She must have went to the same school as Rosie O’Donnel and Roseane Arnold…

    • Bryan Morgan

      Moron State University

  • Stacy Weis

    hey cher, maybe if these ho’s who continue their lifestyle kept a nickle between their knees they wouldnt have to worry about dealing with the consequences they create by being wreckless. as for rape, a nice lil deringer would probably prevent a few of them as well as some self defense. CHOICES ACTIONS CONSEQUENCES welcome to the REAL WORLD!

    • RayV

      awesome point Stacy!! Especially the little derringer part, it sure would keep a potential rapist in his place

  • Northohio

    It’s very hard to condemn the aged but damn, this old bat is really losing it. Funny, all these so called caring celebs with all their millions don’t want to let go of theirs but sure don’t mind telling us to spend ours. I think her real problem is she can’t get over the Chaz thing so she has to take it out somewhere else.

  • Elizabeth Walker

    You play, you pay. Women need to think about that when they crawl between the sheets with anyone who calls himself a man. They need to practice a little responsibility for themselves and not expect the government to pay for their whoring around.That is still a baby no matter how or with who it was made and it is murder to kill them and you better hope that God has mercy on your soul. You will be able to argue the point with him one day.

  • Edna Evon Hill-Emrick

    She was once young, and she didn’t know, but she never found out, even tho she’s grown.

  • Kimberly Wedel

    I think it’s time for the nice men in the white jackets to come and take Cher to a nice “spa”.

  • CynicOwl

    I did like the part about God taking her voice. Maybe some divine Carpal Tunnel for good measure? Amen.

  • Jim Hoehn

    So many entertainers I have crossed off my list. I have little left to watch on TV more interesting than Pawn Stars and Pickers… But it’s better than supporting these kooks.

  • the_bat

    That sums it up better than anything I can think of.

  • John Fowler

    Has she received any blunt force trauma to the head lately, or are we seeing a textbook slide into dementia?

  • Dave Williams

    Too bad she can’t get a brain lift…These old washed up celebrities trying to be controversial is pathetic!

  • Lori Prall Jeffries

    How sad. She is a bitter old lady and needs to just slink off into obscurity. She is an embarrassment to herself and to women in general.

  • Manfred Moore

    If it was just me and her left on the planet, It would still be impossible for her to get a date !!

    • RayV

      If it was just me and her on the planet, humanity would die out!!!

  • Smarterthanyou

    Wow, not suree if I should thank you or be sick about this share….what a kook she is but not surprising considering hollyweird lefties

  • Johnny Blade

    nobody is telling you what you can do you skank, just STOP SENDING ME THE FUCKING BILL!

    • Sara Shrodes

      Lol! Thank you!

    • RayV


  • David R. Rodriguez

    Good Lord she is an idiot.

  • jooolooo

    Unintelligible as usual.

  • tjp77

    Liberals believe that anything which the government isn’t handing out for free may as well be considered illegal, because there will always be someone who can’t afford it.

  • Foxe

    Trying to translate that to English gave me a headache..

    • Paul Yates

      Thinking usually gives liberal headaches, that is why it isn’t a task they use.

  • Bill Gordon

    Old Cher is mad because she aint getting any.

  • Emma Brown

    Either senility has set in on Cher, or she is on too many drugs! I don’t think she really knows how stupid and uneducated she sounds…

    • hiway280z

      I read those in dis belief. I have to agree it is either senility or drugs. I tend to think drugs. I never dis liked her entertaining but find it sad that she can’t face growing old. We would all love to stay young looking,keep our nice bodies and looks but none of us do and to tape up your body and try to look young just doesn’t cut it. It makes you look stupid. I feel kind of bad for her.

  • scottcrow

    Hey Cher, loved your work in…errr…oh wait, you’ve always been terrible. I’m sure it must irritate you to know that 488 of the Fortune 500 are run by men. It will probably irritate you even more to know that almost 10% of women run Fortune 500 companies are Big Oil. Iffff I could tururururn back time…

    • Susan Snow Phister

      Great one scottcrow!

  • hmschlmom

    Wow…twitter and crack don’t mix!

  • Ramone Love

    Wow. Cher, Roseanne and Ellen Barkin ought to team up and do a road show reading each others crazy tweets. All they need is a suitable title. Any suggestions for one?

    • Thomas Baranowski

      Saggy, baggy and plastic tour

    • A Willful Boy

      The Angina Monologues

  • dugbru

    Straw man .. rape and incest account for under 2% of abortions.. Cher would know all about the incest thingy .. she literally fu**ed up her kid…

  • John P. Sullivan

    The only thing worse than Cher is a drunk Cher.


    Cher, you so crazy!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    It’s only a phase. Everybody her age goes through it.

    It’s the 6th decade equivalent of “the terrible twos” — and just as with a two year old, it’s counter productive to put any weight on her tantrums.

    She’s past the age where anyone keeps track of her, no one pays the least mind to whether she’s breathing or if she has a pulse, the only interest she holds for people is as an ATM.

    In her case, it’s even more depressing. She has no offspring, she’s aborted them all — either before birth, or by her tantrums, after the fact. If people didn’t want her money, if they weren’t being paid to change her diaper, they’d pay no attention to her at all.

    she’s afraid. She reads about all those dried-up old crones, Hollywood-has-beens who are found when the bank account paying their bills runs dry. Dessicated and air-conditioner mummified, found when the police kick down the door to serve eviction papers…

    It’s a terrible thing for atheists to realize their mortality.

    Everyone that lives long enough goes through The Insane Sixties to one degree or another… I went through it 3 decades ago — luckily slmost all of us grow up.

    I really am beginning to pity her. She’s obviously frightened herself beyond her ability to cope with it.

  • Susan Snow Phister

    Cher, Cher, Cher. Don’t you think the democrat women are having babies? Foolish thinking that the Repubs are forcing women to childbirth. And women out there….if you can’t afford to buy contraception or afford to have a child……keep your legs together! Oh, yeah, that’s how the dem women do things. Keep having babies and live off welfare . Am I going to get boycotted for saying that?

  • Freida Peeple

    i had no idea that Cher was so completely incapable of writing a sentence.

  • Fernando Otero

    Lol @ Radish! Great comment!

  • BeenThereDoneThat

    Just read those Cher tweets – 2 minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • Tena Owens McDill

    Why would God want to take your voice? You are not better to him than we are. Here You may be somebody, but after you die, you are nobody more than we are…………..OH, how sad, You thought you would be a star there also, and maybe your word would top God. Or maybe you could give him your advice,,,,,,,,,,,I feel sorry for you.

  • Laura Behnke

    Omg I think my intelligence level dropped like 10 points from reading that rant from Cher.

  • mnm

    Wow! I wonder how she feels in regard to abortion mills in communities where young women (mostly african american young women) use abortion clinics as birth control. You see, it is very easy to go to the motif of “and what about the 13 year old girl, in poverty, whom has been raped, a victim of incest”
    Easy to scream about on your twitter soap box right? Its safe right?But the reality is that – The annual abortion statistic for the USA is over 1.2 million and rising- a quote…
    On average, women give at least 3 reasons for choosing abortion: 3/4 say that having a baby would interfere with work, school or other responsibilities; about 3/4 say they cannot afford a child; and 1/2 say they do not want to be a single parent or are having problems with their husband or partner (AGI).Only 12% of women included a physical problem with their health among reasons for having an abortion (NAF).
    One per cent (of aborting women) reported that they were the survivors of rape (NAF).The facts/ the reality is much more complex than a cher has time to truly research.
    Off the cuff, shoot from the hip bumper sticker rages and rants from a cher seem hollow at best. The hatred is hers; she owns it. The lack of traditional values these days cuts to the quick. The left avert their eyes away from the traditional; they excuse amorality for a misconceived ideology. I will suggest that if cher really cared about the rights of young women, the rights of gay/lesbian folks, she might want to use that vituperative tongue to lash out at the wicked mistreatment of women in the middle east living under islam.However, this might be tough because she would actually have to DO something. And why do that when you can sit in a nice safe secure pretty house, in mackie clothes and boldly tweet your angst!
    Well, call me butterscotch! lol- but I think Sonny was right regarding his ex-wifes i.q.

  • carmijok

    Here’s a thought…if you can’t afford to have kids…quit having them! Stop depending on government agencies to take care of your mistakes…or better yet, give up the kids you keep having to people who actually want them and can afford to take care of them. If you can’t afford LEGAL contraception here’s a radical idea….DON’T HAVE SEX! I mean, we’ve seen the results of Cher’s procreation efforts!

  • Phuktifino

    & that’s coming from the mother of the biggest,fattest weirdest freak on God’s planet.

  • bret robertson

    wow so this is what loosing brain cells feels like no pleasent

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Chaz Bono is 43 already. In a few more years he is going to be an old White man and Cher is going to hate him too.

  • sarpedon1

    Botox overload….. Also, apparently Cher can’t read. Everything she tweeted was absolute nonsense.

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Cher has pretty much reached Bob Beckel status. When she opens her mouth, just laugh and move on with you life.

  • Nancy Langston

    Cher’s rant that a woman’s body belongs to her and her alone is so off. When a woman becomes pregnant, her body then also belongs to the baby.

  • Joey Cosentino

    I just wish Cher and ALL pro-choicers would realize they have a “choice” cause their moms chose LIFE!

  • louisiana_mom

    If she feels so strongly about Planned Parenthood why doesn’t she give some of her money to support it? Why does she and the Dems have to steal my hard earn money to pay for something I do not support?

  • Henry Henderson

    Silly mad at Sonny. Cher???

  • Mike


  • Garth Haycock

    Cher is wealthy. Why doesn’t she provide contraception for poor women?

  • Mike


  • Tony

    I might ski into a tree to escape this harpy.

  • FedorTheGreat!

    “No prenatal care For women who can’t afford 2care of
    themselvesc& their babies & theres more”…If your
    financial situation is that desperate you have ABSOLUTLEY no business getting pregnant in the first place. I really think Cher needs a therapist. There is some really deep rooted anger there. Maybe it’s a result of her face being
    stretched too tight?

  • Christopher Scanlan

    This is what your tweets look like after too much plastic surgery on your thumbs.

  • FGCU_James

    That tweet gave me cancer.

  • Don Schrader

    Just another has been liberal that wants somthing done on someone elses dime, while sitting on her checkbook…..but she is doing her part by telling you what ypu should do.

    We are all stupider for reading the rant……Cher- do not go quietly into the good nite… just go away

  • Phuktifino

    Coming from the mother of the biggest fattest weirdest freak on God’s planet!

  • Scott Gleason

    Poor Val Kilmer and Mr. Bagel Boy, how did they manage? Gene Simmons only made it because he was crazy too, and Sonny? well, she looked pretty darn good back then, enough to offset the debit found here.

  • weRbroke

    One has to wonder if she is projecting a wish she could have made a different “choice” many moons ago. It was ILLEGAL then…

  • NWFL Conservative

    Reading that almost gave me an aneurysm. And this woman is HOW OLD? She is “texting” like some 16 year old straw for brains adolescent. Cher, along with Rosanne Barrf are poster children for the unhinged, bitter, has been and over the hill left,

  • brianmouland

    Oh give it up you dried up hosebag!

  • NWFL Conservative

    What these unhinged pro-choice knuckleheads are incapable of comprehending is that even in times of rape and incest, the baby who was conceived as a result of these evil acts is totally innocent and yet IT is the one being DESTROYED. That concept goes so far over these people’s pointy little heads it is ridiculous.

  • Bill Rawley

    Does anyone under the age of 35 even know who this worn out, fake of a human being is? I wonder how someone with only 5 followers on twitter garners so much attention? It must be to entertain us, cuz she sure can’t do it with her music!

  • lar318

    Cher , cher cher…. poor soul… you are a drag…r

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Is she literally psychotic?

  • Josephine (D)

    Hey Cher, there’s probably a lot of Republicans who use birth control, and Griswold v. Connecticut in 1965 legalized contraception. Condoms are available real cheap at your local Wal-Mart, or for free from Planned Parenthood. Oh by the way, no one /forces/ a girl to keep her baby. We may try to help her out, and give our opinions, but no one forces her to keep it. They’re more likely to force her to abort! Search “The Unchoice.”

  • Vikki Klask

    Cher, Cher, Cher…Planned Parenthood is around for one reason: to make money off abortions. Additionally, their “services” don’t usually end up in prenatal care.

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Very sad when such a talented person gets old, irrelevant, and dementia sets in…Mom, grandma is on Twitter again!

  • Al Pat

    She needs to hide the Ipad when she is drinking….

  • Elizabeth

    I suggest that Cher watch this video before she spouts-off vile hatred. Please watch this video.

  • Elizabeth

    I tweeted Cher and suggested that she watch this video “-Abortionist sees aborting ‘ugly black babies’ as a service to the taxpayers, apparently”

  • Elizabeth

    I tweeted Cher and suggest that she watch this video “-Abortionist sees aborting ‘ugly black babies’ as a service to the taxpayers, apparently”

  • ballpark1981

    cher, the poster child of why some people should just drink more Jones Town kool-aid, it will cure her liberalism

  • ballpark1981

    but loves the “old white guys ” controlling the black population , by giving free abortions, sounds like a true RACIST to me, much like all liberal’s

  • suz73

    As my sister said today, election years really brings the worst out in people. Cher, Ellen, Roseanne and many others are a prime examples. I think there’s a lot of unhappy people out there and so they attack others to make themselves feel better. Do you feel better, Cher?

  • Ingrid Cherry

    I feel like my IQ just dropped a few points.

  • EM

    Who in the hell woke her up?

  • Retired Bob in Fla.

    Man this “so called lady” has lost it! It’s going to be fun to tune in to her “twitter” after the November elections when “The Obama” goes down in flames!

  • Retired Bob in Fla.

    This dame reminds me of some crotchity old dried up bi*ch! Kinda like Jane Fonda……..who I’m not very FONDA of!!!!

  • marine37

    So Cher, you were made to have that baby of yours? Explains a lot!

  • chiefpayne

    No F**K you, you disease-ridden, filth-covered, deranged, irrelevant old bag!
    The only GOOD thing in your life was Sonny…and you threw him away like yesterday’s trash. So now all you have is your own self-hatred and hatred for others who’s lives are FAR, FAR better than yours, even WITH all your money.

  • michael s

    i think its hilarious for a woman who spawned a lesbian/man and drag queen to give advice on giving children

  • DorothyGrissom

    Excuse me. But I find this funny. I mean, this Hollywood-Has-Been-Old-White-Lady (and I use the term Lady loosely) “hates” old white men. Anyone else find this ironic and pathetically sad, yet laughably funny? #StupidHollywoodTypes