Vice President Biden sent out a super creepy spam mail today. Twitter users gave it a unanimous “awkward” and politely averted their eyes.

Sheesh, Joe. What’s next? “I’ll respect you in the morning … Trust me!”

Then, later in the day, the White House embargoed a Joe Biden conference call. They didn’t allow reporters to report on or tweet about the call while it was in progress.

Coincidence? You decide.

Good little media sheeple obeyed the order, it seems.


The reporters did kind of, sort of tweet about it afterward.


There was more snark from Twitter users (and some reporters) than there was substance to Joe’s remarks.

Indeed! However, the lapdog media will suck it up and take it. It’s not like it was Mitt Romney’s staff mistakenly forgetting about the rope line or anything. That is unacceptable!

Embargoes? Totally fine.

Trust him.

  • Marty Luther

    As long as Gitmo is still open they could schedule Biden to go down there for a few weeks to campaign or something. Soccer maybe, or visit the waterpark.

    • Alaskan

      They definitely need you as a campaign adviser. Best suggestion they have been given.

      • SuperstionQueen

        I wonder why the press has decided to accept living in Venezuela. They truly are stupid enough to think they are the priveleged who won’t be eaten. What complete idiots.

  • TugboatPhil

    I don’t think Biden was quite as bad on this gaffe…unless he mentioned a happy ending. “scuse me while I go puke.

  • John Hanover

    Freedom Of A Manipulated Press is not from my country’s founding fathers. This administration is SPAM itself, only no one is getting it.

  • TomJB

    ‘Sheesh, Joe. What’s next? “I’ll respect you in the morning … Trust me!”’

    Should Obama win in November, I think some of his supporters will be shocked.. SHOCKED I TELL YOU! .. at how little respect they get upon waking up November 7.

  • Don Shadeau

    ”Trust me, you’ll have fun”………………Did Sandovsky use the same line