Oh, my. This is rather mind-blowing. First we found out that President Obama totally loves “composite women.” So much so that he created one for the government to control. He also created composite girlfriends for his composite biography. Now we find out that President Obama is actually a composite himself: Of every bad boyfriend, ever.

Uncanny! President Bad Boyfriend is spending time with France on our anniversary!

Wow. President Obama really gives new meaning to the idea of an abusive relationship with our government. To quote P.J. O’Rourke right before the mid-term elections:

“This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order. Power has been trapped, abused, and exploited by Democrats. Go to the ballot box and put an end to this abusive relationship.”

And so is this November’s election. Time to kick that composite bad boyfriend to the curb!

  • Orangeone

    Laura, I don’t Tweet so here’s my response to your Tweet quoted above:
    “#ObamaIsLikeABadBoyfriend He’s lied about his childhood, his ex girlfriends, his schooling, who his friends are, who knows what else?!”
    He lies about ObamaTaxes not being a set of taxes, 75% of which will be paid by taxpaying Americans earning less than $120,000 per year!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    b/c he eats cute little puppies.

    • Cyborg0012

      LOL… President Puppy Muncher.

  • http://twitter.com/GOPrincess Laura

    Fabulous article!!! Happy to contribute and do my part to kick Obama to the curb. Didn’t realize my late night boredom could create something so ‘transformative’. 😉

    Hurry up, November!