Dude.

DUDE.

He’s like a brain-eating zombie. Only creepier. That is how he meets women? If by meets, one means totally manhandles and creeps out.

Or is this some weird Scranton Jedi mind trick? Is he whispering “It’s fine. No, no. It’s fine” over and over?

Twitter users come up with some other ideas to describe the disturbing picture.

https://twitter.com/James52780/status/218108166469197825

https://twitter.com/alexjon/status/218110884382380032

Zombie apocalypse! Now with more vice president.