He’s like a brain-eating zombie. Only creepier. That is how he meets women? If by meets, one means totally manhandles and creeps out.
Or is this some weird Scranton Jedi mind trick? Is he whispering “It’s fine. No, no. It’s fine” over and over?
Twitter users come up with some other ideas to describe the disturbing picture.
— ن Mikey Ramone ن (@ThePantau) June 27, 2012
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 27, 2012
@BuzzFeedAndrew Ummm if he did that to me, I'd press charges.
— Allison (@Alianora84) June 27, 2012
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) June 27, 2012
Zombie apocalypse! Now with more vice president.