No, for reals. He is actually broadcasting his total failure, now even as a campaigner. The one thing he used to be good at!

The campaigner in chief, now with even more fail.

Dude. What. A. Loser. It had to be said.

100 fundraisers in one year alone. Gee, what happened, Mr. Unprecedented? No one but your swanky Hollywood buddies want to fork over any dough? Hey, here’s a thought: Maybe no one has any cash money due to the staggering unemployment and worsening economy, thanks to you?

Guess what? The victim in chief is also lying.

And, of course, the media is enabling his victim-y whining.

Cover your eyes! It’s icky conservative money. Egads!

It won’t work, though. This is just another desperate attempt by a floundering failure. America doesn’t like failures, toots. It likes winners. Face it, champ. That isn’t you.

And your wife whining about your lack of “date nights” while everyone else is worried about putting food on the table for their children is offensive and unbelievably out of touch.

But, hey, she probably gets that from you. You are busy putting while Rome burns and she wants to be busy dining out.

Time for another disgraceful attempt to have people cough up their wedding gifts to Obama’s campaign?

This Twitter user puts President Obama’s pathetic whine in a nutshell.

We’d call the waaahm-bulance for you, but we can’t afford to put gas in it, President Fail.

  • traffic_robot

    My day was horrible until I read this. Thank you Team Twitchy for making me laugh really hard. Glad to know tantrum in chief is focusing his attention on someone other than himself. Oh wait…

  • Lefty

    Maybe there’s a message for you then, 0bama….

    Hit the road, Barak, Don’t let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya on your way.

    And hey, it IS another “First” for the most “Firsted” President…

  • Hank DeCat

    2008 Obama had to spend almost a billion dollars to win because we didn’t know who he was.
    2012 Obama will have to spend almost a billion dollars to win because we all know exactly who he is.

  • KateNE

    Hey Michelle, we’ll all gladly make sure you have plenty of time for date nights starting January 2013.

  • John McAvoy

    I have a solution, don’t run for re-election!!

  • stuckinIL4now

    Does anybody really believe that the Overspender-in-Chief will be outspent? He’ll keep spending whether he’s got it in the campaign coffers or not and he’ll tell his creditors that the American taxpayers are good for it.

  • Robert_Fl

    Typical affirmative action whining behavior.

  • BeeKaaay

    Where are all of Soros’ millions that are supposed to be funneled to Obama? I call BS.

  • misanD

    If Obama had a son he would be Dan Savage…