Elizabeth “Running Joke” Warren, also fondly known as Fauxcahontas, continues her record of absurdly false claims with her latest claim: She was the first nursing mother to take the New Jersey bar exam. Sigh. Now you are just becoming predictable, Elizabeth. Every single word you utter is false.

Her new name should be “Dances with Whoppers.” Twitter immediately proceeds with the well-deserved mocking. Enter #ElizabethWarrenWasFirst.

  • peteee363

    elizabeth warren was first to make unassisted tripple play while breastfeeding, and making smoke signals to her broker.

  • AaronHarrisinAlaska

    “#elizabethwarrenwasfirst to racially profile themself.” This one tops it. Dont think I’ll see a better one.

  • http://www.spacecoastconservative.com/ SpaceCoastConservative.com

    #elizabethwarrenwasfirst “Cheekbone Cherokee” to be found out that those cheekbones were implants!

  • Jim Russell

    #elizabethwarrenwasfirst white native american female minority to make a total fool of herself.