Who can eat? Because, ZOMG Obama! And after parties!


With super cool celebrities and such!


Suzanne’s heart-doodled diary will be busy today!

Pressing issue of the day for an oh-so-esteemed journalist; look at our super cute shoes! Oh, do you think Obama will notice? Notice me, The One! Notice ME.


She upped her chances of being noticed by Mr. ‘slow jam’ President by having his director of broadcast media as her guest. That’s totally not conflict of interest-y or anything.


She won’t leave.


And the most important day ever? The day of nerd prom. Because, Barack Obama.


How do people without birthdays that fall on the same day as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner carry on? We will somehow have to muddle through. Somehow.

A night in the life of a simpering teen journalist.


Suzanne Malveaux’s walk of shame home continues. She’s not done squealing and desperately trying to score.



Sheesh, Suzanne. Try a cold shower.



Stop rubbing it in to those of us who aren’t lucky enough to share a birthday with the swoon-filled nerd prom!


And we called it. Suzanne was in charge of booty dances this year.

  • http://twitter.com/BelleRobertsHQ Belle Roberts

    This chick belongs with the Red Carpet bunch out in Hollywood. She could man the “shoe cam” they send around during awards programs. All journalists who attended last night’s festivities should be embarrassed. I know I’m embarrassed for them.

    • https://twitter.com/ScreaminMime ScreaminMime

      Shamelessness doesn’t require embarrassment. 

  • Carterthewriter

    Was that a farewell party?

  • ctmom

    Ah, objective journalism….

    • Lucid_American

      MSNBC, NBC, CNN, CBS, ABC and yes…even FOX (to a far lesser extent) have abandoned true journalism, standards, and ethics for hard hitting sensationalism.   The question is when is someone going to create an online (streaming) news network that can give us back what our grand parents once had.

  • http://twitter.com/Monty_H_Mathis Monty H. Mathis

    Malveaux is truly a TWIT of major league caliber. When did she become a shill for the White House? What a hack.

  • Conrad2010

    This reader “Gags, then spews vomit” ewww!

  • Hannah Abbott

    Anyone who ever questioned why CNN has become a journalistic joke has to look no further than this moron. … 

  • samazf

    Why do they even pretend to be neutral when they employ the obvious Obummer fan club members?

  • reshas1

    Nice to know that she is letting gourmet food go to waste while we struggle with growing food costs.  Having to get buy with couponing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lazy-Padawan/617242988 Lazy Padawan

    I used to live in Fairfax County, VA.  The WHCD was to Washington what Oscar night was to L.A..  But I’d call it the brownnoser/poseur prom rather than the nerd prom.  

    • Jim Russell

       Shorter: Herdprom.

  • Jim Russell

    This is why we get all the news fit to fawn from MSM. Guess they had to leave their water buckets at the office. 

    I mean, they do have a smidgen of dignity…don’t they?

  • Mike St James

    Vapid. Empty.

  • cscape

    for what it’s worth…. i was watching C-SPAN coverage BEFORE the festivities got going, and the cameraman was SCOPING all the “good looking women”…. surprised that he didn’t get a memo from the production booth LOL

    • Glenn San

      Not that he is not allowed to but being CNN i would have expected him to be scopig out the men…who woulda thunk it CNN? a straight white male? oh there i go assuming he was white..CNN hates straight white males so that would be amazing to find out they did not discrimiate again!

      • cscape

        NOT CNN….. C-SPAN…. thanks for your reply comment…. that said, you’re correct about CNN….. recall that their analyst Rowland Martin was suspended for TWEETING some borderline homophobic TWEETS a while back

  • BabyBoo

    OMG – what a completely sad spectacle – the mentally deficit DC Bubble hooks up with the vapid Hollyweird Bubble – barf city!

  • Terri Sweeney

    Iowahawk needs to re-discover the ancient tweets of Walter Chronkite at LBJ’s party.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Dursky/100000021773950 Ed Dursky

    Gee, and the lamestream media wonders why we HATE them! Ms Malveaux just went the extra mile to Twitter her “Useful idiot” adoration. (She’d a made a terrific “information specialist” for Hitler and/or Stalin!)

  • Colonel_Bat_Guano

    Stand back! I’m gonna hurl.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SYPLZB6SHA6N3JQ6F3LXDKXMA4 Larry

    Either Dave Chappelle’s appearance has changed DRASTICALLY or Suzanne is confused…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-McNeil/1639803847 Michael McNeil

    Suzanne has that package of hotdogs neck thing going on again.


    I need a cigarette!!!!! 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7O7FNN7W3G6Y5FTXG4YG7RS3GI Virginia

    Who is Suzanne Malveaus?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roland-Valerion/100003296245253 Roland Valerion

    Truly hard hitting stuff, Suzanne. 

  • Brickendale

    Fan-Girl in a lefty paradise. Embarrassed for her.

  • koblog

    Not to worry: Michelle would pound little Suzie into dog food using just her left bicep.

  • Liz Wickham

    Who ARE these people?!

  • http://twitter.com/newclasstraitor New Class Traitor

    Perpetual middle schoolers

  • Murun Buchstansangur

    Well, I’ve seen plenty of slut-shaming in my time, but this works on so many levels.

  • Spookybuscus

    what a retard. if she was born in Lansing, she should know that Granholm is Candadian

  • http://twitter.com/ReverendBlood ReverendBlood

    As a nerd, her constant referring to this even as “nerdprom” offends me.

  • rbeccah

    I despair for America, when the fourth estate has sunk to such lows.

  • Plantsmantx

    How sour are those grapes?

  • GirlFuturist

    Wow, Twitchy, what a hater you are. A link brought me to this page for the first time. Also last time. What an uugggly heart you have. 

  • jsn2

    #nerdprom #whcd #gardenparty did you guess whose shoes? pic.twitter.com/hLcCcN30 

    Suzanne, is that your thick, meaty drumbstick in the middle?