Surreal … and decidedly unappealing. But, uh, feel free to click the images if you want a gander at the uncensored versions. Warning: nude protesters are never easy on the eyes.

Seriously.

The seven naked AIDS activists are staging a PR stunt protesting budget cuts at an office the Speaker of the House doesn’t use.

We’re facing a non-Boehner naked protest.

And a non-boner non-Boehner protest (NSFW).

And is it a staged non-Boehner naked protest? You betcha.

One protester insists the government is stripping people naked.

Sorry, doll. That breeze you feel? You built that.

More brilliant thoughts from the streakers in Boenher’s office:

Expect Twitter’s punsters to be out in force on this one, providing one another stiff competition for the cheekiest comment of the day.

Update:

Video at the link … if you’re so inclined:

Arrests and Twitter mockery ensue:

Oh, my. A Twitter user offers a much-needed palate cleanser for the ladies:

Update:

This one’s a winner:

http://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/statuses/273515482546581504

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    sooooooo… why naked? sure it would make a conservative more angry than a liberal but otherwise you just look like an idiot

    • Vanessa Fish-Enthusiast Rumrey

      It only makes repubs angry cause most of these naked protesters are ugly as hell.

    • Vanessa Fish-Enthusiast Rumrey

      It only makes repubs angry cause most of these naked protesters are ugly as hell.

    • Maxwell

      Usually when people protest naked, it’s to draw attention to you, therefore your cauee. People always notice naked people because it’s so taboo, although I always wonder how much attention is drawn to the actual cause, not just the nakedness. So, the logic is questionable to me… especially in this case. Naked or not, I would notice someone sitting in my office protesting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    sooooooo… why naked? sure it would make a conservative more angry than a liberal but otherwise you just look like an idiot

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Do these asses make my office look big??

    • conservativechick

      It’s disgusting and isn’t it still a form of “terrorism” to threaten with the AIDS virus? It used to be.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Do these asses make my office look big??

  • Rabid

    Shrinkage!!

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      It’s a safe bet the men were all pretty much “hung like mice”

  • Rabid

    Shrinkage!!

  • Shawn Smith

    Because when you aren’t capable of making a coherent argument, you’d better know how to make a scene.

    • Vanessa Fish-Enthusiast Rumrey

      It’s how libs work 😀

    • Vanessa Fish-Enthusiast Rumrey

      It’s how libs work 😀

    • Shawn Smith

      Oh, and budget cuts won’t kill you, morons. It’s your chosen lifestyle that’s going to kill you, and frankly, none of us are under any obligation to rescue you from the consequences of your own choices.

    • Let’em Crash

      And force their problems on the system. I wonder how much AIDS they spread with this stunt (or wanted to).

  • Shawn Smith

    Because when you aren’t capable of making a coherent argument, you’d better know how to make a scene.

  • TiLiNi

    Not hungry anymore :-/

    • Canadian in USA

      Just ate and now feeling it come back… :-&

    • Canadian in USA

      Just ate and now feeling it come back… :-&

  • TiLiNi

    Not hungry anymore :-/

  • Jack Deth

    Tell me again why I should ever give credence to or take the Left seriously?

  • Jack Deth

    Tell me again why I should ever give credence to or take the Left seriously?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Why do people only with ugly bodies do this? I was hoping for some hot shots to make my day a little brighter…these pics are frightening.

    • my preciousss!!

      yeah…shoud’ve been a brad pitt-alike

    • Elaine

      Anyone wonder why they chose Boehner’s office and not Harry Reid’s? HAHAHA

      • $27789750

        Or Nancy’s. She’s used to it in San Fran. Guess they felt it might go un-noticed there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Why do people only with ugly bodies do this? I was hoping for some hot shots to make my day a little brighter…these pics are frightening.

  • Wigglesworth111

    The sad part is these are the people who won the election.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Exactly. I thought it was Romney that was going to get rid of all the perverse behaviors. Obama won, why aren’t they protesting in front of the White House?

      Oh yeah, shrinkage.

    • $23629333

      My suspicion is that these various protests were planned with the election of Mitt Romney in mind – which means that the Dummiecrats were not convinced that they could stuff enough ballot boxes to steal the election.

      Had Romney won, the protests we’ve seen would have had more participants, and would have been more destructive.

  • Wigglesworth111

    The sad part is these are the people who won the election.

  • Jason Greenberg

    So how do you properly pronounce “Boehner” again?

  • Jason Greenberg

    So how do you properly pronounce “Boehner” again?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.ellis.946179 Tom Ellis

    did little johnny take off his clothes as well or did he just start to cry? We really need a real man for Speaker to fight for us not bend over to obama

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.ellis.946179 Tom Ellis

    did little johnny take off his clothes as well or did he just start to cry? We really need a real man for Speaker to fight for us not bend over to obama

  • Joseph Phillips

    Why do these “activists” always look so smug? Ooh, I’m nakeder and smarterer than you…

    • Zach Peterson

      Lol!

  • Joseph Phillips

    Why do these “activists” always look so smug? Ooh, I’m nakeder and smarterer than you…

  • nc

    Why is it that these people can’t make their arguments without ticking people off and grossing people out?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Collins/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

      You might as well ask why birds fly or why fish swim

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      When you have the mindset of a kid you are very limited on how to get attention.

  • nc

    Why is it that these people can’t make their arguments without ticking people off and grossing people out?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

    Man, what I’d give to send in a CAIR protest in that same office at the same time as the naked protesters…

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Or transport them to downtown Tehran.

    • $23629333

      I can hardly wait for the coming together – in wide-open America – of the LGBT and the religion of peace. That’s something the folks in bluest America have to look forward to.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

        Leftist. Brains. Will. Explode.

        • Shawn Smith

          Don’t be silly. They won’t explode; they’ll just be separated from the rest of leftists’ bodies.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

    Man, what I’d give to send in a CAIR protest in that same office at the same time as the naked protesters…

  • TomJB

    What is this AIDS thing I keep hearing about? I am completely unaware of it. They should have one of those ribbons…

    (yes, sarc)

  • digitalPimple

    “yawn”.

  • BobC

    Protesters Turn The Other Cheek in Speaker’s Office

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZR4D5E2WTOI4MSKK7AJS6EG3OA Everybodys All American

    Anyone find out if Chris Mathews had a tingle up his leg again?

    • DeBaliviere

      Don’t know, but his fly was down and he kept bawling “Forward.”

  • tredglx

    I swear, there’s a Boehner joke there somewhere….

    • tredglx

      Oh come on people, it wasn’t meant as disrespect…

  • michael s

    Its funny how these people blame the government, not patient zero. The male flight attendant(no surprise) who gave the planet aids.

    • DeBaliviere

      What? And accept responsibility for the first time in their lives?

      • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

        Why start now?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Another example of “activist” homosexuals being THE most selfish group on planet earth.

    • Shawn Smith

      To be fair, AIDS in Africa would have been a problem without that man. But he is the reason that in America (despite liberals’ lies otherwise) AIDS is basically a problem for gay men.

      Of course, the fact that one gay man was terrifyingly promiscuous in a way almost unimaginable to a straight person says nothing about homosexuals as a whole . . . right? . . . right?

  • meeester

    “Aids Cuts Kill” ? Actually; there is a stage before that where they could make an impact. If they considered not squirting into each other’s behinds they may see some progress.

    • Guest

      I’m positive you are correct…HIV-positive H/T Eric Cartman

    • DeBaliviere

      “I’m positive you’re correct. H|V-positive.” -Eric Cartman

  • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

    This really is looking like the 60’s…minus decent music.

  • http://orthoman.com/ DockyWocky

    So, did Boehner join them or not?

    • aPLWBinAK

      Naw, he was busy polishing Obama’s golf balls….

  • aPLWBinAK

    Give them what they deserve…..first, point and laugh uncontrollably, then turn on the fire hoses

  • JimmyNeutron

    At least Sandra Fluke wasn’t involved. #thankfulness

  • GEORGE_W_TUSH

    I hear Republican politicians are really into this sort of thing. Are you sure he didn’t just hire out for ‘entertainers?’

    Not sure that the point is to influence Boehner – we know he’s completely on a leash to his bagger constituency. Shedding light on something we might not have known about otherwise, that is most likely the point. And painted nakey bodies bring the spotlight!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY_xOj2M_g PistolsForPandas

      I’d say this stunt makes actual AIDS activists look like self-aggrandizing economic illiterates desperate for the spotlight and monies that have to be borrowed from the Chinese.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Liberal women are the last people on earth who should be naked.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The guys doing the protest are the “baggers”. Well, more accurately they are “baggees.” But I guess you of all people knew that.

    • GTFOBigGovt

      What would we illiterates do without Liberals enlightening us on the point that naked protests are supposed to shed light on something. Really? Wow. Never woulda thought of that.

      Meanwhile, enlighten your naked friends: we’ve known how you get AIDS for about 30 years now. Keep the needles out of your arms and keep it in your pants because I’m sick and tired of MY MONEY going to everything you people can think of.

    • $23629333

      G.W. Tush, here’s a question you – no doubt – can answer. What does the term “bear” mean in gay parlance? As in “hamybear,” which – presumably – is short for “Hampton bear.”

      • GEORGE_W_TUSH

        Something you want to tell everyone?

        Sounds like someone is creeping out of the closet…

        • Hello Jerry (D)

          Translation: I have no intelligent answer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Collins/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

    The rational homosexuals. Sodomy suffered a “blow” when Barney Frank retired, but Boehner’s office? Why don’t they protest outside Jared Polis’ office? He’s a homosexual, he understands their needs and their pathologies.

  • my preciousss!!

    aaaha HA HA HA! @Nathan Wurtzel
    * * *

  • Rosie

    Because people will take your message seriously and treat you with respect if you take off your clothes and make a complete fool out of yourself? I will never understand these people.

  • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

    I’m curious what budget cut they’re protesting that will kill them. Anybody know?

  • medicinewomantwo

    Just 20 secs and a nice large fire extinguisher.

  • ozconservative

    Spending cuts won’t make you sick, but having unprotected gay sex will. But as usual, they probably expect the US taxpayer to cover that as well.

    • nc

      But don’t drink a large soda or eat too much salt. Or, heaven forbid, smoke cigarettes. (Pot is ok.)

  • RightThinking1

    In other news:
    “Of the estimated 12,200 new HIV infections that occurred in 2010 in the
    13-to-24 age group, 72 percent were in young men who have sex with men
    (MSM) and 57 percent occurred in black Americans.”

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57554994/cdc-hiv-rates-high-among-young-gay-men-many-unaware-theyre-infected/

    • Zach Peterson

      I read somewhere obstaining from sex outside a committed relationship exposes a person to AIDS. Hmmm…

  • RightThinking1

    Weirdly, if they did this in San Francisco, they would be arrested

  • BeeKaaay

    Why do only the ugly leftwingwackos protest naked? You’ll never see a bikini model do this.

    • $23629333

      PETA seems to attract better looking demonstrator/exhibitionists.

  • BeeKaaay

    Why do only the ugly leftwingwackos protest naked? You’ll never see a bikini model do this.

  • Gallatin

    Well I’m not sure if budget cuts will increase the number of aids deaths; what I do know for sure is giving an order to “Stand Down” resulted in 4 deaths.

  • Gallatin

    Well I’m not sure if budget cuts will increase the number of aids deaths; what I do know for sure is giving an order to “Stand Down” resulted in 4 deaths.

  • V the K

    Hello, progressive left. This temper tantrum is an example of why we on the right think of you as a bunch of spoiled, immature, greedy jerks.

  • V the K

    Hello, progressive left. This temper tantrum is an example of why we on the right think of you as a bunch of spoiled, immature, greedy jerks.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Somebody should have tazed them.

  • maplebob23

    What Skittle pooing unicorns actually look like.

  • CombatDiver

    Good news is, Magic Johnson is down to 1 AID.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Collins/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

      I never believed that story. It may be true, I just have a suspicious nature. I think telling especially black kids that “everyone has AIDS” even Magic, was a way to get them to come forward.

  • Gallatin

    You know I’m confused again. Why are these people protesting? Aren’t they going to be covered under obowmao care? What does the current fiscal cliff negotiations have to do with healthcare? Isn’t that a done deal? Can’t they get “protection” from that fluke chick?

  • ember

    Media can cover this but won’t cover Benghazi?

  • http://ITSPEOPLE.com/ Tantalus XVI

    security breech no? Naaaaaahhh

  • Nana Taylor

    Im sorry it has to be said. The Seven Protesters… Droopy, Saggy, Baggy, Fatty, Dopey, Mopey and CrayCray.

    • therantinggeek

      ROFLMAO! Good one!

  • Alex Pelton

    Why can’t these people ever be supermodels. This is why I despise the left. It could have been something great, but no, bunch of fat dudes and saggy chicks who lift up their skirts to flash you.

  • http://twitter.com/jpease1223 Joshua Pease

    at least the chicks had the decency to shave.

    • therantinggeek

      Probably wouldn’t have made that much of a difference; in my not-so-honest opinion, they weren’t that good looking to begin with.

  • $129448

    Here is a concept: Maybe these ugly naked people should teach people infected with AIDS to practice Safe Sex…maybe they will stop spreading AIDS

  • $23629333

    Wonder if hamybear – Chicago real estate agent and some time actor* – was able to come up with the bus fare to be there?

    (* see “Man Boobs”)

  • John Thomas Ward III

    Let’s see the chicks Naked! I don’t care if they’re Lesbians…ANd, when LibTurds protest like this, they let it all hang out, even tho’ it ain’t much… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Back 4 More

    If you’re gonna have a naked protest atleast find some hot girls to be in it.

  • justcallmechaos

    Someone should have turned off the heat.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    The girl in the black toga getting arrested looks like an AIDS patient, or just could use a cheeseburger once in a while.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Collins/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

    The first thing that Adam realized after he partook of the tree of KNOWLEDGE is that he was naked.