Not to mention ISIS building a caliphate in Iraq, a U.S. Marine being held prisoner in Mexico, the VA in a shambles…doesn’t matter.

The only things bear-like about Obama are the long periods of time he spends doing nothing.

Life is a permanent vacation for President Obama. Multiple crises around the globe but he’s got time to raise money for Democrats, drink beer, shoot pool and everything else except his job. He reminds us of a slacker college student who has convinced himself that if he ignores his final exams they’ll take care of themselves. Peggy Noonan was right. He looks like he’s “running out the clock.”

Because why not?

“Hey, any of y’all know where that free weed is?”

“Now I KNOW you must know where the weed is.”

For some reason somebody had the phrase “insufferable douche” stuck in his head?

“This beer is okay, but dammit I was promised weed.”

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Related

President has no plans to visit border while fundraising in Texas

‘The bear is loose’: Obama’s ‘man of the people’ DC stroll gets mixed reaction [pic, video]

Obama is ‘like a caged bear’ but today he’s ‘feeling super loose’

 

 

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    “I’ve set America and the world on fire, nothing left to do but party on!” -bo

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Dude!

    • LegalizeShemp

      “Party on Garth!” Sincerely, Wayne

  • $95153920

    Demand impeachment! Instead of pursuing summary deportation, Mr Obama is asking Congress for $3.7 billion for taxpayer-funded goodies, from clothing, food and shelter to medical and legal support. Obama wants the money to resettle them, rather than repatriate these foreign national invaders.

    The illegals should be turned away at the border, not welcomed with a gift basket!

    We welcome more than 1.1 million LEGAL immigrants per year (MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY ON EARTH) in addition to granting 700,000 temporary permits, and 500,000 student visas.

    Obama already admitted his deferred deportation DACA program is illegal and unconstitutional. And I quote, “With respect to the notion that I can just suspend deportations through executive order, that’s just NOT the case. Congress passes the laws.”

    • Republicanvet

      That would be on top of the $2 billion that he spent on the Meridia Initiative …so Mexico and other CA countries could secure their borders.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      You cannot impeach him without media backing. Why won’t people understand this?

      • Mac

        You can’t get rid of him through the impeachment process without the Senate convicting him…. but that’s not Boehner’s job, now, is it?

        The house should of impeached long ago, actually – and that would of forced the MEDIA to actually report WHY, HUH????

        No excuses, please….

        • Michael Pollard

          The house has done it but senate will not, Harry Reid is a tird in the yard.

  • CO2 Producer

    Wrong mask. Should’ve been the other end of the horse.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      LulZ

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Nah, should have been a donkeys head. That way you could say, “look, two…democrats”, lol

  • freeinaz

    When does the bear hibernate….please make it soon and for a long time.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I don’t know where anyone got the idea to refer to him as a bear. If referring to him as a monkey/ape is racist, certainly bear is racist, too.
      I’ve always thought of him more as a weasel that’s been dropped on its head a few times.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Yeah I was wondering about that too. Is this the first time they’ve used the bear reference? And this is the “official” WH Twitter account, too.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          A week or 2 ago, he took an allegedly impromptu stroll around the capitol grounds or something, the headline was something like “The Bear on the Loose”. I have a feeling he thought that one up. It reminds me of a flamboyant alternative lifestyle guy I used to work with who would announce his own return from lunch by saying, “The Vampire has returned!”. Very dramatic.

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Alternative-lifestyles people (i.e., kinky) generally refer to burly/chubby hairy-bodied men as “bears”– which kinda seems a misnomer, in BHO’s case.

            And in any case, “The bear missed the train…”

      • Humanary Stew

        By calling him a bear they unintentionally stumbled in to the truth. He is a bear, a Russian bear.

  • VerminMcCann

    Twitchy Staff-

    Go to bed already. If you keep posting this stuff, I’m going to keep reading it. I have a hard enough time sleeping even when I’m not enraged.

    • WilliamAmos

      Obama hasn’t reached critical selfie yet so story still building.

      • VerminMcCann

        Fine. Then I demand free birth control.

        • WilliamAmos

          I will give you a bonus Ace of Spades flaming skull story, https://twitter.com/Sneedlings/status/486563430217035776

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Sneed is knowing, Sneed is wise…….

          • WilliamAmos

            The need for Sneed.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            #FeelTheSneed

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Uh-oh!
            Bouncie better keep a close eye on her man so Moose doesn’t steal him out from under her.
            Or vice versa.

          • JD Son

            Beyonce just needs to bring her sis with.

          • QueenB

            She should stay off the Dan Ryan….drive by shooting this morning. Indiana strikes again! smh

      • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

        I’m watching for Peak Selfie. (Not to be confused with Peek Selfie, which was Anthony Weiner’s undoing.)

    • LegalizeShemp

      And the Democrats called Reagan “an amiable dunce” !!

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Ive written Obama lots of letters, all I have to show for my trouble is a visit from the FBI. Maybe I should PS…we got weed here.

    • CO2 Producer

      I can’t say for sure, but I think he knows that.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        LOL, Maui wowie sticks with ya.

        • CO2 Producer

          Oh, I remember. Kind of. Bits and pieces, y’know? In and out. This was from yesterday back in my high school days. Dude.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            LOL, order 6 pizzas, you will be fine!

          • WilliamAmos
          • H50 ✓RAT

            I can neither confirm or deny that rumor William. :)

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            A look into the deep conversation he’s having:

          • tops116 ✓Quipper

            I bet he dined and dashed.

  • tjack

    That last photo sure looks like cigarettes have taken a toll on president useless leather face. Thank you emphysema. John Wayne Bobbitt finally has someone that he can laugh at.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Yes, is there any cigarette smoker who’s face doesn’t end up looking like a catcher’s mitt?

  • Republicanvet

    I am at DIA. My flight leaves in 26 minutes. Stay the he11 away until my flight leaves.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Has Obama not courted the “Brony” vote sufficiently?

    And somebody tell me how someone whose face you can’t see is allowed that close to the President. What? Is he the Broncos’ mascot or something?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      That was the first thing that struck me. You don’t EVAH allow someone in a mask to get that close to the POTUS…EVAH!

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Actually, that was the SECOND thing that struck me seeing that pic– THIS was the first:

        http://m1.paperblog.com/i/182/1827261/el-padrino-cine-L-Cs486R.png

        • H50 ✓RAT

          I dont get it. I get the reference to waking up with the horse head….. OK maybe I do get it.
          Kinda like that courting danger theory that I refuse to talk about…..

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            I was thinking, Clownie is telling Obama that if O doesn’t straighten up and fly right, he’s going to get a horse’s head in his bed, courtesy of the Chicago Outfit, or somebody…

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Kinda like the Dallas visit. Bad connotations and all.

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            The bad part was the courting of danger allowing the fella that close, I’d have thought. I have to believe that guy was somehow vetted by the Secret Service, though. If I don’t believe that– then, we start down that “connotations” path for real. My point in these kinds of posts is that Obama, for the fact that he is well-loved by many, is equally as well-loathed by others– and he seems to be oblivious to the sort of inferences some of a not-very-charitable bent might make as to his awareness of certain kinds of symbolism where his personal safety is concerned.

      • LegalizeShemp

        “They let women with masks on near me all the time!” Sincerely, Bill Clinton

      • http://flyingtigercomics.wordpress.com/ Flying Tiger Comics

        Now watch again- Obama takes the country Back, and To The Left. Back, and To The Left. Rewind it, one more time… Back- and To The Left.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I hope it’s further proof that the Secret Service really doesn’t give a flying crap what happens to him, either.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Not the first time. Remember that wacko “interpreter” at the Mandela memorial?

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          Oh yeah. I was thinking there was at least one other time they put him next to someone they’d normally protect a president from.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        I think he sent the Secret Service to Columbia for hookers & coke.

    • drw

      The horse was looking for its other half, luckily it had flown in earlier that day on Air Force One.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      He is much more used to seeing the other end of the horse. Every time he looks in a mirror.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Just another stop on The Eternal Campaign™

  • CO2 Producer

    President Obama’s headed to Denver to meet with folks who’ve written him letters

    Why would a president’s office admit that, let alone publicize it?

    Oh, that’s right. Because distractions. He gets his paycheck no matter what.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!
    • jenk

      That meme needs an update.

  • Michael Ruda

    This is depressing on an EPIC scale……..

  • Nightvalzin

    Hmm, a sheep mask would be more appropriate in this case.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      They would have to give everyone glad to see him one.

  • Squirrel!

    #TheBearisLoose
    Somehow, that’s not how I imagined Commie Bear would look.

  • JMigyanka

    What a sub human!

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Back when I was President, guys like Obama used to hold an umbrella over Hillary’s head when it was raining!” Sincerely, Bill Clinton, Democrat’s favorite President.

  • FreedomFighter

    Hes obviously trying to create an impression that hes just a regular guy like you and me. FAIL!!!

  • jenk

    In the photo with Alex, what is that one guy doing with his hands?

    Also, Alex is a hottie.

  • JBE

    He’s meeting with constituents.

    You fuddy duddies want him to stay in DC and do other stuff.

    Also, Marijuana is a wonderful substance.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I’m sure Marijuana is lovely, but I’ve had the pleasure of working with a 40 something hippie who is a walking testimonial to the fact that it kills brain cells. All of them, I suspect.
      “Candy is dandy
      Liquor is quicker
      Pot is not”
      -Ogden Nash

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Don’t know how old JBE is, but he seems to verify your observation.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          The chick I’m referring to was (probably still is) a case study in the longterm effects of pot. She was 46 years old and kept a stash in her glovebox. Thought nothing of smoking a bowl around co-workers after a highway cleanup session. Her office smalltalk was, “Have you ever tried *insert drug*?” “You have to try cocaine before you die!”
          She had an attention span on a par with a gnat. You almost had to hold onto her sleeve to keep her from wandering off during work-related communication attempts.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            What a pathetic waste.

          • lateblum

            Unions are a beautiful thing./snark

          • MyrmidoNOT

            …great analogies…btw.

            “Gnats of the world, unite!” = deNOcrat motto of 2014.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          Perfect score.

    • drw

      Yeah man, it’s like that one dude in the corner office at my work, like, the other day dude says man, like you got that report n’ stuff, and I’m like dude, yer harshin’ my buzz n’ then he gets all like, it’s yer job n’ stuff n’ then I’m like whoa……duuuude.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “He’s meeting with constituents.”

      No, he’s goofing off–meeting people who wrote him letters solely because he’s an attention-starved narcissist who can’t stand the fact that his polls have cratered. He’s more unpopular than Bush now, so he desperately wants an ego boost.

      “You fuddy duddies want him to stay in DC and do other stuff.”

      Yeah, how dare anyone expect Obama to govern? That is so unfair.

      “Also, Marijuana is a wonderful substance.”

      Thanks for the insight into your support of Obama.

    • journogal

      “Fuddy duddies?” You mean us taxpayers? Taxpayers who pay his salary. Oh, that’s right, you believe D.C. has its own (magical) income. God forbid he actually does what he was elected to do – govern.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    I think they misspoke-it shouldn’t be “copacetic”, it should be “so pathetic”.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Zing!

  • LegalizeShemp

    You see it right there, there’s a horse’s head and right next to it, facing north, is a horse’s a**.

  • SnoopyCool

    Hey, Barry O: Sunday is National French Fries Day. Another perfect photo op. Just don’t let Michelle catch you.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      With plenty of mayonnaise, to make the Belgians happy? To apologize for the effrontery of our team having played them so closely in the World Cup?

  • Tugger – ✓unamused

    You twitchy guys have no guts….How come you didn’t post the pic of him fistbumping the gorilla statue. :-)

  • Michelle ✓classified

    The bear is loose? I have never in my entire life experienced an administration sofa king out of touch with reality. My jaw is on the floor – so much sh*t going on around the world and in this very country, and my F*CK*NG WHITE HOUSE tweets the bear is loose?

  • Bruce

    Ii’s time to dispense with the notion that this president is either merely inept or simply has different means to the same end that we, the people have.
    Barack Obama WANTS the chaos involving immigration. He WANTS to leave a US Marine languishing in a Mexican jail, while we trade five terrorist kingpins for a deserter. I could go on, but the point is this: Barack Obama wants to respect the “sovereignty” of other nations, while “fundamentally changing” the United States into an also-ran. Furthermore, I sincerely believe that he wants to “balkanize” us. Apparently, this man thrives on division. Someday (I hope soon), we are going to have to wake up to the fact that this president (and his administration) WANT, and are intentionally striving, to undermine this nation.

  • Bruce

    Nero fiddled (while Rome burned); Obama does fundraisers.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Oh, he also fiddles. Every time he goes to Georgia.

  • AT

    TheBearIsLoose

    He’s a beary bad president.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    He’s interested in Hickenloopers extra balls since he left his in Michelle’s purse.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “You see how many balls he has left?”

    What is “Questions no one ever asks about Obama”?

    • Dan13

      Because there is no point in asking…

  • Spasmolytic
  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Dedicated to the Imperial POS…
    The Lazy Song
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Written him letters? How 19th century. I guess with the administration’s record with computer communications you need to fall back on antiquated methods of communications.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Of course, they may have been written in bright orange crayon, because the keepers don’t allow the patients anything sharper to write with…

  • CobraJet428

    Because: JOBS #LaserFocused

    • MyrmidoNOT

      …more like #CollimateFail…

  • Paul C.

    Talk about OUT OF TOUCH!!

  • rssllue

    I always wondered if he was drinking on the job.

  • Hotlanta Mike
    • Dan13

      What do you mean? He always goes for the rock on the bottom…

  • Dan13

    Obama pulls out his own stash: “my stuff is much more betterer.”

  • Pearl Forrester

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Oe5YKhzCE
    “And you just don’t get it, you keep it copacetic.
    And you learn to accept it, you know, it’s soo pathetic”

  • RD

    Obama gives new meaning to “Nero fiddling as Rome burns”…today’s version is “Obama bongs while America and the world burns”

  • World B. Free

    Angela GreilingKeane ✔ @agreilingkeane

    Why is there a person in the Denver POTUS crowd wearing a horse mask?

    Well, I’ve heard that local Democratic politicians didn’t want to be seen with 0bama, so maybe this is what it has come to.

  • Michael Pollard

    What a total piece of crap. Obama is an idiot, fool, liar and thief,oh and law breaking juvenile slacker

  • zj sky

    honestly, the best I can say is that at least he isn’t playing golf. Beyond that? F-ck Obama

  • Mac Abee

    YOLO! Right Preezy 0?