You know by now that goal keeper Tim Howard did an amazing job in the World Cup. Yet we can’t help but wonder if his talents can be put to even better use.

He couldn’t do worse than the current Administration.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Well, if they aren’t gonna build the fence……

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Sure beats hell outta who they got there now, the “Ancient Mariner”:

    “It is an ancient mariner,
    And he stoppeth one of three…”

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Frankly, stopping one of three illegal border-crossers would be an improvement at this point.

      • conservativechick

        I call for a new hashtag #SendThemToDC Want to see the bussing and relocation of sick and needy illegals come to screeching halt?

        • karmafordems

          All states should pull a one time withdrawal from their rainy day fund, not allow the disembarkment from the bus, then pay driver of said bus, or bus company the one way ticket for every passenger to DC. Let the congress make decisions from there. That should be fun

  • globalcrap

    Enough is enough, time for the Military on our American border

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      What? Use the military to guard the nation’s border? That’s just crazy talk.

      Barack Obama

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      If we started executing these worthless criminals on live television we wouldn’t need a border guard at all. The survivors would self-deport and not come back.

      • RblDiver

        An old “Funny cop stories” book I had related when a sheriff pulled over a truck full of illegals. He asked if any of them spoke English, got a bunch of blank stares back. He said “Well, I’m getting pretty tired, so I’m just going to shoot you all, starting with the ones wearing brown shoes.” Three men quickly looked down at their feet, and suddenly fell over themselves offering to translate!

    • bunnehbooboo

      Enough is enough, time for the Military to make an arrest…

      • karmafordems

        …of one Hussein Obama


    how about build a stadium at the border,give tickets away for a brasil mexico game every other week

  • waltzingmtilda

    I’m pretty sure this is racist. Somehow.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Well, it makes more sense than any of the Democratic proposals on immigration.

  • aztectrumpet

    “Now that he’s finished protecting our nations goal, we should move Tim Howard to New Mexico to protect our border”

    New Mexico deserves what it gets. Should be Arizona or Texas.

    • Ethanery

      Maybe they meant between New Mexico and the rest of the US? 😛

  • desicon

    But the entire administration is scoring same side goal.

  • Charles Hargrave

    Tim Howard is the best ,he stopped 16 goals from happening,!!!!

  • Noah Bama

    Who is Tim Howard? Is he a basketball player? football? baseball? I’m confused.

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      He’s the goalie who choked away the game with Portugal and the game with Germany and the game with Belgium. He’s like the Scott Norwood of American soccer.

      For some reason he’s a hero. Go figure.

      • TomJB

        No. That goal was perfectly set up and executed. Nobody can stop them all and there were 10 other players on the field who didn’t stop the play either on the way to the goal

        • Orwellian_Dilemma

          The goalkeeper has one job. Protect the goal. Belgium, Germany, and Portugal weren’t awarded those goals because the ball didn’t go in the net.

          Look, ultimately I don’t care. It’s soccer–a third world sport. I’m just surprised by how much sympathy these losers have generated.

  • Saito Sama

    Hello McFly…. they aren’t illegals or undocumented immigrants they are friggen invaders!! and this fool and his minion in Washington are allowing it to happen.. Just wait until it opens in a neighborhood near you.. I can here it now..” Hey who are theses people and how did this happen” Welcome to La Pascua de la Florida..

  • BoscoBolt

    The BORDER is not the problem – obama is the problem. There is no way to “defend” the border when obama has removed all barriers to illegal invasion, and is engaged in HUMAN TRAFFICKING of illegals for political gain.

    It is important to remember that the “border crisis” is an obama machination.

    • bunnehbooboo

      Bam has colluded with the Mexican govt to traffick these people in…Stop the #humantrafficking

  • 24601

    Ugh.. I don’t think Tim Howard is the problem when it comes to US soccer. They got as far as anyone expected them to. Now… how do you build a potent offense in soccer? I don’t know….. Who is John Galt?

  • rambler

    All those police depts that got SWAT and military vehicles should be sent to the border.

  • Raz Matazz