Garrett Haake, a reporter for NBC in Kansas City, is flying from Kansas City to Denver today. Unfortunately, United Airlines seems to be having some difficulties.

After a two-hour delay, United finally pushed back the plane from the gate. Just then, a United worker miraculously appeared at the side of the plane. This worker — let’s call him Exit Door Man — opened the plane’s emergency exit door from the outside.

(The guy in the middle, however, looks pretty chill.)

  • Clete Torres

    What. A. Bunch. Of. Morons.

    No wonder my friends (who fly a LOT for business) don’t fly UAL anymore. Even my brother, who despises Delta, will fly them over UAL.

    Good luck, Garrett…

  • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive ✓re-rolled

    Anything? Were they allowed to have alcohol complementary?

    Because if I had to sit there, I would need lots of alcohol. And I don’t even drink.

    • Chevypowered

      Same here. I don’t drink but I would have ordered a double of everything. If I go I don’t want to feel a damn thing!

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I have to admit, there is little that rattles me at this stage of my life.
    This would rattle me. They don’t have enough booze on that plane to change that either.

  • Will B Good

    “Hello, Prudential?”

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      yea, Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe too. :-)

  • Maxx

    Look on the bright side…the people in that row will get to watch the in flight movie from the airplane flying next to them.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Garrett Haake, you call yourself a newsman?

    There’s something really important missing from your tweets here.
    Like, namely: Did you ask anyone WHY the door had been opened in the first place?
    Was it not securely locked? Did the guy do it for a lark? Was a SWAT team supposed to board, realized “wrong plane,” and scrubbed the mission?

    WHAT GIVES? Being you’re a newsman, TELL US!

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I think Guy brings up some very good points.

  • Frank Drebin

    It appears to me there may be a problem with the left phalange.

    • karmafordems

      You’re name says it all, and your comment slayed me. Thanks 😉

  • Juan Pablo

    Friendly skies, indeed

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    That’s the kind of flight where the landing gear pins aren’t Removed Before Flight :-)

  • One Thirsty Bear

    Reject the despot’s designs for desolation and tyranny: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094KY878

  • blockthiscnn

    Meanwhile, up in the cockpit…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ

  • AZWarrior

    Good old Union ground crew confused the Emergency Exit Door for the Cargo Door! Time to fly Southwest! At least they would have had a good joke to go with it.

  • yestradamous

    Yes, it’s a little weird, but why would it make anybody nervous? Is the baggage guy gonna ride on the wing and open it mid-flight?