Earlier today, Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin announced her new book deal with Glenn Beck’s Mercury Ink. Now she says she has more big news?

Hmmm…

  • Matt

    A child.

    • Canadian in USA ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      My thoughts exactly.

    • Fire and Adjust!

      You’re better at this than me…….

    • Ariadnea

      Running for either senate or congress!

  • BigRed

    She’s pregnant.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Dinner for four at Del Frisco’s to the first loyal reader to comment in this thread?

  • Garrett Gripling

    Eric, not Billy, will be taking over Madison Hotels.

  • Marcy Cook

    Prime spot on Fox?

    • R.C.

      maybe on the Blaze

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The NY Times, with its bogus “scoops,” is going out of business?
    “Oh frabjous day! Callooh callay!”, he chortled in his joy…

    • Clete Torres

      You watching Rumpole too?

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Learned it in school, actually. But I have watched Leo McKern as old “Rumpot” Of The Bailey (jeez, he was a functioning wino!). “Horace Rumpole has only two rules: He never offers for his client to cop a plea– and he never prosecutes.”

        • Clete Torres

          Started watching my 42-episode box set yesterday, as I do every winter. Keeps me entertained between painful twinges in my back.

  • Maxx

    Doctors have finally managed to retract Miley Cyrus’ tongue?

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      I don’t think that’s possible, sadly. She probably had sprinklers installed so she can keep it moisturized without having to put it back in her mouth.

  • https://twitter.com/thehiredmind Hired Mind

    I just got done reading the story about Michelle Obama’s “Death Glare”. And for some reason I read the body of the story and saw “Michelle Obama” instead of “Michelle Malkin” announced book deal with Glenn Beck.

    I almost had a heart attack.

    This is great though! Michelle will fit right in with Glenn and his team. She has enough “oomf” to turn it into a full-fledged publishing house. I think that’s where Glenn is going next.

  • https://twitter.com/thehiredmind Hired Mind

    Twitchy IPO!

    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      You were close!

  • no_more_deceit

    She is buying the NYT for $1.00 and getting 98 cents back.

    • Chevypowered

      She still overpaid! 😉

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    She got all the Kardashians to join the Tea Party…

    • $84598387

      Bigger news would be if she finally got the Kardashians BANNED form the food store isles.

      DEMAND a Kardashian Free Isle. KFI!

  • bkeyser
  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Signed to play right wing with the Avalanche?

  • http://blog.digidave.org/ digidave

    She just saved a ton of money on her car insurance!

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Reading the comments reminds me of just why I love it around here – you all are so damn funny!

  • Clete Torres

    She’s deciphered the lyrics to ‘Louie Louie‘?

  • Clayton B

    . . . Twitchy … SOLD to Salem Communications . . .

    • Mark Mitchell

      That’s what I was coming in to say. Surely there’s not more big news besides that.

  • Gallatin

    She is going to buy the New York Times and force them to do some actual journalism?

  • porgiefirefighter

    She been hired by Obama to consult on how to build and manage a successful website.

  • LegalizeShemp

    She has a huge crush on “that other Stooge” !