To the surprise of no one, ultra-liberal alleged comedian Bill Maher has a rather low opinion of the National Rifle Association. Watch the video below (skip ahead to 3 minutes, 50 seconds):

The comments were made on Maher’s HBO show, “Real Time,” last night.

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  • CasualMeyhem

    Superman should have let it drown.

    • The Penguin … and whatnot

      One earthquake away from being rid of this toilet. I pray…


        Yes how right you are too, the BIG ONE has been due already for the last 20 years so it is really past due & hopefully soon we will get to see Nevada & Arizona become ocean front property !!!! If Bill really believed that RAClST BS he is spewing about the NRA, he should be real careful about PlSSING off the NRA, since he would be first on their list !!!!!

        • The Penguin … and whatnot

          I imagine his bodyguards are probably NRA members. Maybe someday a little “accident” could happen… wink wink, nudge nudge.

      • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

        Not cool, bro. I live in it! And so does many patriots. CA is paradise, but the libs are destroying it.

        • The Penguin … and whatnot

          No offense meant bro.

        • Ronald Green

          Sorry, but you should find a better ‘paradise’. I hear Northern New Mexico is really nice.

          • el_polacko

            sorry, dude…nothing against new mexico but it doesn’t even come close to the natural beauty of california. once you’ve lived with the sea breezes, you’ll never want to go inland again.

          • Ronald Green

            I’ve been to California, lived within a half a mile of the ocean, don’t want to do either ever again.

          • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

            Thanks for the tip. Yeah, I wish I could, but I’m just a bit too sentimental to leave. Charleston, SC also looks like Heaven.

          • Ronald Green

            Charleston is a really nice city.

      • el_polacko

        toilet ?? obviously, you’ve never been to california…it’s beautiful. mountains, forests, beaches, the ocean, the weather, world-class cities…what more could anybody want ? granted, some of the politics are effed-up, but that doesn’t mean it’s not still one of the best places on earth to live.

        • The Penguin … and whatnot

          Pelosi and Feinstein are the “face” of your state. Change it.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    I should care about this twit’s opinion because…?

    • Mick_Pearson

      You commented on it.

      • grais

        He should care about it because he commented on it??

      • The Penguin … and whatnot

        Trolla la lala….stfu douche.

      • tops116 ✓ Veni, vidi, vici

        I’ll be sure to keep that comment in mind the next time a Palin story comes up and a legion of trolls post to insist they don’t care about her opinion.

        • Ty in TX ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Me too :)

  • radjahshelduck

    I’m sorry, Bill, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the cash registers here in Atlanta clinking due to all the movies and TV shows now being filmed here because the entertainment industry wants to get away from the liberal mess California has become.

    • mdtljt

      Same here in Wilmington, NC aka Wilmywood…and we LOVE IT!!! Keep it up, CaliKrazies!!!

    • NY2DC

      Georgia is subsidizing these filmmakers to the tune of 30% and NC 25%. Whose cash registers are making all that noise?

      • Ronald Green


        • NY2DC

          And you’re getting scammed, big time! The idea behind these subsidies was that film crews would come in and use local businesses & labor, and that the state’s tourism would increase. However, none of that is true. These filmmakers bring in their own crews (mostly because they think people not from LA or NY are too stupid to do these jobs), they don’t use your hotels or eat at your restaurants, they don’t hire local labor, and when all is said and done, your tourism numbers will barely move, if you’re lucky. However, once they’re finished filming, and you’ve funded 30% of their production, they’ll turn around and say that citizens like you need to pay more taxes. Could you imagine? It’s a welfare program for some of the wealthiest people around. They’re making millions off of you, and you get nothing in return. If I may suggest some reading on the subject, Chapter 1 of Jason Mattera’s “Hollywood Hyprocrites” lays all of this out.

          • Ronald Green

            Okay, The last Clint Eastwood movie was filmed in Macon Ga. The entire file crew, to include Mr. Eastwood stayed in Macon for most of a month filming. They hired over 300 local people as extras. They hired out buildings, to include bars restaurants, and the historic ballpark in town. Most of the crew stayed in the Sheridan Convention Center Hotel renting a whole floor for the crew. But, no money was spent here. I got cha.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Nice Maher–describing for us your friends, neighbors, audience, fans, oh, and the politicians in California. Makes it clearer why your state is so messed up.

  • RanierWest

    Everyone knows Maher isn’t in touch with reality and this is America – so out in California they don’t call the NRA that …. they say: nueces, racistas y de gilipollas or some such spanish slang.

  • Keith

    Moronic Asshat Hack Egotistical Rimjob…in other words MAHER

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Just a small question, Bill:
    Have any of your “girlfriend’s” pimps ever threatened you, to where you thought, y’know, concealed-carry might not be such a bad thing after all, especially if you can do it legally?
    But then, as with most everything else, like free speech etc, you’ll figure that it’s probably good for thee, but not for me, right?

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      No need. Armed bodyguards.

      • nickdqwk

        Bodyguards more than likely are NRA members, I see quite a few at the shooting range all with NRA paraphernalia, hats, shirts, etc.

      • Shawn Smith

        Every leftist celebrity who comes out so fervently against guns ought, to be consistent, to swear never to have armed guards and never to attend events with armed security.

        I’m sure they’d all agree to that, right? Because these are sincere & deeply held beliefs, right?

  • TocksNedlog

    So … Bill Maher belongs to the California NRA?

    • Tyrconnell

      He’s a founding member

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    And Bill stands for Butthole In Lala Land….

    • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      When I saw him mention nuts and aholes, I thought he was talking about his sex life.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    What’s he got against the National Restaurant Association?

  • OpenTheDoor

    In California, NRA members don’t associate with nuts, racists and assholes.
    Maher should know, bet he doesn’t have a single NRA friend.

  • Steve_J

    The guy’s 57 years old (chronologically at least) and it took him this long to come with such a weak slam?

    • tops116 ✓ Veni, vidi, vici

      Next week, Bill Maher will call Ted Cruz a “doodoo head.”

      Bill Maher, redefining “It’s not TV, it’s HBO” in the most laughable way.

      • Noah

        considering the fact that there are so many shows more entertaining than maher’s show, how many viewers you think he’s pulling down?
        8-10? i wonder how well his show stacks up viewer-wise against infommercials of the Shark powervac or some such nonsense.

  • JeffWRidge

    Two things: first, of course nuts, racists and a**holes wouldn’t frighten most Californians. Californians keep electing those types of people to the state government. They love them there.

    Secondly, what does Maher have against the National Restaurant Association? Or is it the National Rehabilitation Association he dislikes? Maybe he’s talking about the National Renderers Association. The National Recovery Administration?

  • MrApple

    And a Bill Maher is a feminine cleansing device.

  • HARP2

    And Bill lives in the land of fruits and nuts along with the other perverts of La La land.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Don’t forget the flakes. There’s a reason people call it the Granola State.

    • ozconservative

      Hence why they call it the “Cereal State”

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Seems to me the Left is plenty scared of the NRA for all the demonizing they do of it.

    And, as we’ve seen, the Left is always scared of things they don’t understand.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Oh, and one more thing, Bill.

    In America, Bill Maher stands for “unfunny asshat.”

  • gbender51

    Makes sense. Bill lives in Cal. right? He’s got the trifecta going.

  • syvyn11

    I agree. Liberals in California are “Nuts, racists and @$$#oles”.

    Wait what? Bill the moron was saying that about republicans?

    I stand by my first statement.

  • RblDiver

    Hey Bill, I’m not in CA and I’m not afraid of them either. Probably because they’re standing up for our rights, which a rational person would think is a good thing.


    What wouldn’t you say to keep your name out there? Typical Hollyweird entertainment type…….

  • BoscoBolt

    It’s actually pretty awesome when lunatics like Maher, obama and their ilk attack the NRA – because it leads to a surge in membership – every time – Keep it up guys!

  • Clayton Grant

    In every state, BM stands for Bowel Movement.

  • tops116 ✓ Veni, vidi, vici

    “Bill Maher: In California we aren’t afraid of the NRA because out here it stands for Nuts, Racists and A$$holes.”

    California stands for “Nuts, Racists and A$$holes?” Not surprised there, but am surprised that Maher admitted his state was full of nuts, racists and a$$holes. No wonder he’s pissed off all the time, what with being in a state full of nuts, racists and a$$holes. Of course, Maher is a nut, racist and a$$hole himself, so maybe he just doesn’t like all the competition from California’s other nuts, racists and a$$holes.

    What California needs is some NRA people to give some class and tolerance to the state. But nuts, racists and a$$holes like Bill Maher would probably flip out.

  • sanchez

    Bill knows well about nuts racists and glassholes as it takes one to know one.

  • drw

    Really bill? at least rosie and rosanne “retired” when the drugs took effect.

  • descolada9

    Do people who aren’t as deranged as Maher actually watch his show?

  • SuzyQue

    is it a low opinion of the NRA or a low opinion of Californians?

  • Ben Bollman

    Ironically, Maher falls underneath all three categories.

  • Paul C.

    Didn’t he just insult most of California???? Did his writers think that one up?

  • LegalizeShemp

    I think Bill’s a member of SAG – Scummy Asinine Goofballs

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes Bill and the CA liberals defeated the NRA and now there are no more shootings in CA. Thanks Bill !

  • Al’s Grandpa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Bill Maher molests field mice.

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      And using the Daily Kos’s standards of proof, it’s up to him to prove it wrong.

      So until he does, he molests field mice while eating unwanted children from Pakistan.

    • Joe

      And they never feel a thing!

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Thread winner!

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Hi Bill! Californian, gun owner and member of the NRA here. I’m not a nut, racist or an (_)_)hole. I’m a productive member of society. I work, pay my bills, I help in my community, I feed homeless people with my own money, I believe in God, I donate blood regularly, I pull over when I see a lost dog, I hold doors open for people, I say please and thank you to waiters, I use my turn signal, etc. I think I’m a pretty decent person, a good neighbor, I love my state (even if nuts, racists and (_)_)holes like you keep trying to ruin it).

    You are a sad, miserable little man full of self-hate and loathing. I think that’s a very exhausting existence and I hope some day you are able to live from your cold, black heart instead of that empty head of yours. I know you don’t believe in God, but my God believes in you and He’s wishing all the best for you. He loves you because obviously you’re incapable of loving yourself.

  • bonnieblue2A

    I hope Maher never needs LE to come to his aid. Chances are 100% the the LE firearms training program any responding LEO has taken is traceable back to the NRA.

  • LeighLeigh

    In Texas, Bill Maher stands for little man with small pe n is who overcompensates with a big pie hole.

  • Sherry

    because if there’s a group that knows about nuts, racists and assholes, it’s definitely california.


    Self-projecting much?

  • Steve_J

    Bill Maher = No Recognizable Ability.

  • froggy19510

    What a dullard.

  • fr0thing

    Who pays for HBO to watch this crap! Cut your cable now!

  • Robert Horn

    The hate website. Spewey spewey spewey. What a nice group congregates here. Like all the nutjobs on the right … none are happy unless the anger has a little spittle coming out of their ugly mouths. Grow up dirtbags.

    • mainelysteve

      I think your mommy is calling for you Bobby!

      • Robert Horn

        Thanks for making my point Steve. Are you in the 4th grade or what?

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          How did he make your point? How was there hate in his words? How did he seem angry? How was he a dirtbag?

          He merely pointed out your immaturity. Think of it as a service. Not only to you who doesn’t realize it, but to the rest of us who will benefit when you grow up…

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Yet you’re here, spewing hate.

      And I bet you are too stupid to grasp the irony….

  • ELC

    And Bill covers both letters of the NRA. He’s a nut and an a-hole all wrapped up in one.

  • Rodney Brungardt

    In Bill Maher’s case, NRA= Not Relevant Anymore!!!

  • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

    F*ck you, Bill. You don’t speak for this Californian. Though I’m not a member, I don’t even own a gun. I fully support the NRA and its cause.

  • BigRed

    HBO=Hot-(air) Blowing Overtime.

  • Medicinewoman2

    Such an angry little man.

  • el_polacko

    maher doesn’t speak for all of california. it’s a really big state…fifth largest economy in the world ! there’s people of every stripe living here in paradise.
    what pissed me off about his show this week (i watch it so you don’t have to) was that he spent most of the hour repeating cracks about how “crazy” ted cruz is…the typical alinskyite practice…and his far left audience, of course, ate it up.

  • seemorejustice

    The way Maher describes it, he must be President of his ‘NRA”! A Nut, Racist and Asshole…

  • raldy

    it takes five minutes to log into your Dish or Direct TV account and cancel HBO. I did two years ago and have not missed it since.

  • John Alvarado

    California is a paradise that is run by fools. No matter what part of history it never fails that there is something terribly wrong with California.

  • Raye09

    Dear Bill,
    The NRA doesn’t represent you, please shut up and go away.
    A TV viewer

  • lisanemo

    Cutting spending and lowering taxes would be better. California seems to have ruined Detroit’s car industry. He does have it right that California’s NRA does have nuts, racists and a** holes.
    The only reason I keep hoping that California doesn’t fall into the ocean and take several celebrities with it is because I have family and friends still battling it out down there.

  • Bill Board

    I’d say he can go fuk himself but surely even he doesn’t want to be seen with someone that ugly.

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  • no_more_deceit

    Maher stands for mostly a hating elitist radical. I enjoy not watching him a lot.

  • MartiniShark

    Racism is what occurs when somebody labels an entire group as possessing a solitary mindset and offering up sweeping opinions on all members of said group as a result.

    Given that Maher did exactly this I can only assume he is a self-hating guilt-ridden pseudo-savant.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Wait a sec…so he wasn’t talking about Jerry Brown?

  • Vicki Richardson

    Bill WHO?????

  • Truth

    Another hypocritical statement by a liberal gun owning jackass.

  • DizzyBlueBaby

    And Bill Maher stands for everything wrong with the country.

  • Truth

    Just watched the video. Did this douche bag praise raising taxes? How many weeks ago was it that he was complaining about his taxes? Guaranteed, if this country became the European socialist society that he praises, he’ll be among the first to leave in order to escape his 80% tax rate. What a sphincter!

  • Expat61

    Misogynistic Anti-intellectual Hate Embracing Reprobate

  • Tina Smith

    Here are a few letters for you Bill

    BILL= Babbling Idiotic Liberal Lunatic
    MAHER= Mindless Ass Hole Emitting Rubbish