Please tell us these people are joking:

https://twitter.com/iosnexy/status/352853991677370368

https://twitter.com/garison/status/352869036016672769

https://twitter.com/imthepatrick/status/352859406116995073

https://twitter.com/beauty_baby64/status/352815899847299073

https://twitter.com/miaubiz/status/352726106538909697

Well, at least one person gets it:

  • fireandreamitchell

    Dumbasses. More fine examples of what the Marxist education system churns out these days.

    • Janson Smithers

      Marxist is right!

      http://www.agendadocumentary.com

      Something I just thought of:

      Ben Franklin, a founding father of the USA, was born in 1706, which means he was around a solid 7 decades before the USA came to be. He would’ve been 307 years old this year.

      This country is NOT 2,013 years old.

    • Kirsten Landon

      “Marxist education system” you say? Hmpf! Speaking of dumbass…

    • Christophla

      It’s sarcasm taken out of context… the joke is on you.

    • dutchedangle

      eh. i think its more about the time these poor fools live in. more interested in getting laid, the iPhone 6 coming out and what’s on the internet. so many distractions. the education system has nothing to do with it.

      • Jessica Bruce

        Uh no actually it’s not the time they live in. You must be from the “‘Murica” too because you don’t know shit about countries other than your own either. I Am Canadian and I’m in the same age group as these people, and yet I think this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. ffs

      • Jessica Bruce

        Uh no actually it’s not the time they live in. You must be from the “‘Murica” too because you don’t know shit about countries other than your own either. I Am Canadian and I’m in the same age group as these people, and yet I think this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. ffs

      • joshmon

        No, its not a ‘sign of the times’ It is a disgusting display of ignorance. Funny thing is you are apart of it, how does it feel>? Blissful?

  • Jd1367

    I’m beginning to believe that the idea for Twitter was born out of Jack Dorsey and a few drunk friends taking bets on the minimum number of characters required for someone to prove that they are a complete and utter moron

  • twinx

    I’d like to suggest a title change: “30 People Who Graduated From a School in the LAUSD”

    • freeinaz

      And voted for Obama

      • Cheryl D. Williams

        I’m pretty sure these people were dumb before Obama was president, Dumbass. Quit blaming him for failures he wasn’t around for. Get the f*ck over it. He’s president. Pretty sure the country was extremely f*cked up before he was elected. Read a book or do something constructive to build the country up instead of the constant hating.

        • http://www.tonygreene113.com tony greene

          And I bet you voted for this failure of a president – twice.

          • Cheryl D. Williams

            Don’t be so bitter. He got his two terms. But surely you must agree the country was in disarray before he was elected? And if you think it wasn’t, then you are in denial.

        • John (it true me am)

          Where exactly did you get Obama being blamed for their stupidity? The poster clearly implied the exact opposite, their stupidity being to blame for Obama…

          • Cheryl D. Williams

            I was responding to the one who replied ” and voted for Obama” like the president us responsible for the lack of education suddenly. Everyone wants to blame anybody but themselves and their parents for the lack of education. Who I’d stooping anyone from learning? No one.

          • John (it true me am)

            I know who you replied to, that was the post I was refering to as well. He meant that “voted for Obama” as a reflection of their intelligence, not the cause of it, as I said.

        • Garth Haycock

          Is it okay if we blame Dear Leader for the things he has made worse?

          • Cheryl D. Williams

            How did he make it worse?

          • mhojai

            take your brain dead sanctimony and go back to the basement

          • Garth Haycock

            Have you not been paying attention to the last 4 1/2 years?

          • elixirdrink

            I don’t know why people keep falling for this president crap….i refuse to vote as the last president who might have done something useful got a bullet in his brain…ever since then it has been politics as usual….

          • joshmon

            Wow I think I found some actual intelligence in a forum. I didnt know it existed in public discussion anymore.. Yes it has been politics, money and murder as usual since JFK.

        • joshmon

          Actually all of these politicians are ‘dumbasses’ and you are dumbass 2 for buying it.

      • dutchedangle

        if you had an iphone in high school… you’d prolly be dumb too.

        • joshmon

          it is a tool which facilitates immediate access to a massive wealth of information. So no, having an iphone does not make kids stupid. Lazy stupid parents and kids make stupid kids. Kids actually listening to what you say makes them stupid 2. I hope you dont have any kids….

    • IBXNJ

      There are some people I would like to say have the intelligence of slug…But that would not be fair to slugs!!

    • Michelle

      Because all the stupid people in the country went through the LAUSD? What are the odds of that?

  • http://www.tonygreene113.com tony greene

    When you’re a low information voter – it sucks!

    • jimdep

      It sucks for people like us who aren’t. Since their vote cancels ours out!

    • joshmon

      ALL voters are low on information. Tony you are apart of the same crowd, your not special.

  • Richard J Sunkle

    I can’t believe this. I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born 1964 years ago.

    • DaMello

      Holy Crappola… Me Too!!!!!

    • Michelle

      I was born 1967 yrs ago, that makes me older than you. I don’t think I like this new math.

      • Grey Wolf

        kind of sucks dont it lol

    • Grey Wolf

      well crap i am the oldest here i was born 1978 years ago

    • GaryTheBrave

      I feel young again. I was born just 1960 years ago. I like this new math!

  • CatHerder

    Yep, Jesus was here in person and blessed the Founding Fathers.

    • DaMello

      Wow, and I only missed it by 49 years! Hmm, maybe something wrong with my logic…? damn fuzzy math…

    • James Ellis

      According to the Mormons…

  • The Penguin

    Direct results of “common core”… WOW!!!

  • American Kafir

    Marxist education yields two things: Votes for Obama and an award for atypical excellence in “dumbassery.”

  • no_more_deceit

    Hunh? Did they all have dogs for their math teachers?

  • RobertJHarsh

    America is 2,013 years and the 3,000+ rioters over the weekend in Chicago WEREN’T black. In fact, if you mention you were robbed and say the race of the guy who robbed you…you’re a racist.

    • Gary Rudick

      No, you (et al.) are the joke, as you do not know what sarcasm means. This is actually a case of mimicry.

  • ICOYAR

    And leftists all claim that they don’t do revisionist history

  • Jack Deth

    Somewhere, there are 30 plus face palming parents disowning their moronically stupid progeny.

    • ObamaFail

      More like 30 parents sending donations to Democrat re-election funds.

    • Paula Noakes

      Actually, sadly, they probably GOT their info from their parents, who patted them on the head and said, nice job sweetie, completely ignoring what ignoramuses they were raising.

    • http://www.tonygreene113.com tony greene

      And what really is a shame – these are folks that were probably “given” awesome grades

  • Finrod Felagund

    What gets me is that in 13 years we’ll be celebrating the United States’ quarter-millennial.

    • ICOYAR

      If there even IS a United States anymore

    • TomJB

      I hope so

  • ObamaFail

    Obama voters. Every last one of them. They were all probably running to maps to see what the other 7 states were when Obama claimed to have one to all 57 states.

    • GaryTheBrave

      That’s where they will find the nonexistent congressional districts that received stimulus money.

    • dutchedangle

      does it all have to be about politics? these poor fools are products of the time they live in. doesn’t matter who is president. who they voted for has nothing to do with it.

  • John Smith

    That awkward moment when you suddenly realize that you don’t know your own country’s history, and have just broadcasted it to the whole world to see. The story of the every low information voter (aka Obamabot) and how they are dragging everyone down to their level.

    • Lee Walton

      ITM

  • fdgonthier

    Please check the feed of those people and you’ll see most of them have tweeted this as a joke or ironically. Those sample tweets don’t grab all the context of a feed and of course that makes them look like fools.

    • Paula Noakes

      There are such things as sarcasm smilies, or LOL, or j/k … might help if supposedly joking or ironic tweets actually indicated that.

      • fdgonthier

        You are free to accuse those people of improperly conveying sarcasm but that’s all there is to be in store for them. Those people wanted to entice exactly the extreme reactions I’ve seen in those comments.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        I think if you’re too slow to be able to tell without those markers, the joke is on you.

        • Paula Noakes

          I think if you’re too slow to be able to make a decent comment … never mind. 😛

          • Bathing Suit Area

            And yet here you are.

          • tops116

            What’s a matter, Bathing Suit Area? Couldn’t get the sarcasm of that one even with a “:P”? Well, thanks for admitting how slow you are.

    • jgeorgia2000

      I did and what I saw was lame as people covering for themselves when caught. If it were a joke then you use the “sarc” label or the ?face. Any fool will respond the same when caught in stupidity

  • Lady_Penguin

    Makes one think there OUGHT to be basic civic’s knowledge in order to cast a vote. Oh, I know, that’s unacceptable. The alternative? Having morons voting America into oblivion.

    • Joe W.

      That has already happened. The voted President “O”blivion into office TWICE, didn’t they??

    • Brian Bennett

      Actually voting was intended to be done by people who owned land or businesses in order for them to actually give a crap about what they were voting for, instead of just anyone voting for more stuff and less work. But of course somehow freedom and voting got all intermixed and now anyone can vote…so now we have had a series of less and less effective government figures ending with Obama…least effective of them all.

  • http://greweb.fr/ Gaëtan Renaudeau

    I hope those guys are faking!

  • bo1921

    This must be a joke, right? I’m an old man and I’ve never heard someone even intimate that the country was almost two thousand, or more, years old.

  • Ferenczy

    Really hoped this would be a list of Foreigners and Immigrants, so sad. We have utterly failed,..

    • The Penguin

      The biggest fail. And it’s becoming worse. Shameful and sad.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        THE ONE will only let these sheeple have one brain cell…The Result? DISASTER! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • k jot

      Wouldn’t be surprised if foreigners knew more about the U.S. history then you and your fellow citizens.

  • kch50428

    All products of our fine public education system & union teachers.

    • Andy Shortman

      Yeah, job safety and a voice for the common worker in the form of unions are evil!

  • RIChris

    In all fairness, most of these people were saying they couldn’t believe it…

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    But they all know Che’s jock strap size.

    • TocksNedlog

      And why not? They’ve been taking accurate measurements for years — with their tongues.

  • Charm7

    That is depressing!

  • Joe W.

    What is truly depressing is that they will reproduce like roaches……We really are doomed, aren’t we?

    • PC Bob

      It has been my LONG experience that Raid works wonders against cockroaches. They can’t get away fast enough!

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Good plan, round up the undesirables and gas them! Wonder why nobody ever thought of that before.

  • Toontown

    I checked out most of these profiles and over half of these people are trolling you all very hard. They are smart people, and the real fools are the people who think they’re serious.

    • Joe W.

      What about the other half, eh???

    • TocksNedlog

      WHO are they trolling, again?

    • ToyZebra

      We have reached the point where I can’t tell if people are trolling or
      serious. Reality and The Onion look about the same these days.

    • tops116

      Yeah, they showed us. They made themselves look stupid in public and got mocked for it. Not since D-Day has there been such a complete victory.

    • Aitch748

      So they made themselves look like the kind of idiots we know are out there, and WE’RE the idiots for thinking they’re idiots?

      Yeah, wow, how embarrassing for us. :snort:

  • TocksNedlog

    Math AND calendars are hard!

  • aposematic

    Obuma base voters.

  • Chip

    The results of Common Core…..

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Okay, you’ve convinced me . . . Stupidity really should be a capital offense.

  • Garth Haycock

    Please, please tell me that this is some sort of joke. Is it even possible that people are this stupid?

    • PC Bob

      It was, apparently, a joke. The joke was on us conservatives. HA HA! VERY funny. Now, to the truth: Many, (too many) really ARE that stupid. And, as I said earlier, they vote! Ergo, President Obama.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Duh.

      • Garth Haycock

        Brilliant retort. Did you think of it all by yourself?

        • GaryTheBrave

          BSA had to look up the spelling.

  • stillinthe60s

    Can we ask, How old is the United States as a qualifier to vote? Person can vote if their within 500 years of the correct answer. Might eliminate 90% of the low info vote but that’s the price of progress.

    • radjahshelduck

      How about if the person can only vote if they see the grammatical error in “Person can vote if their within 500 years of the correct answer”?

      • Stephen L. Hall

        Just require all ballots to be written in cursive.

  • RblDiver

    You mean Jesus wasn’t our first president? Well darn, I guess you learn something new every day! >.>

    • MyrmidoNOT

      There goes that pesky theory about our “founders” NOT being Christian… 😉

    • MyrmidoNOT

      There goes that pesky theory about our “founders” NOT being Christian… 😉

  • John

    And as I understand it, dinosaurs roamed the great plains during your War of Independence.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Hey, more low infObamuh voters crawl out of the woodwork!

  • Peyton

    They think A.D stands for After Declaration of Independence.

  • cscape

    no….. this is way, way, way beyond “uninformed”…. it is logically impossible to believe that America is somehow TWO THOUSAND and THIRTEEN years old….. but in fairness to the dunderdolts, America is 237 years old today…. so, they at least got TWO of the FOUR digits correct…. perhaps that could earn them a GOLD STAR in the liberal la la land of we-don’t-want-to-hurt-anyone’s-self-esteem, known today as “education”….

    • Liz

      Awesome comment!!!!

    • Liz

      Awesome comment!!!!

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Jeez, learn to take a joke. Go have a lie down before you have a stroke.

      • tops116

        That’s some pretty tough talk from someone that took time out of their day to bitch and moan about people making fun of other people for allegedly making a joke. Do you see the irony there?

        I would hope you’re having fun with this the way I’m having fun poking fun at you. Cause otherwise, you’re just sad.

      • cscape

        knock knock…. who’s there?……. America…… America Who?….. America is 237 not 2,013 years old (ha ha ha)

  • cscape

    you know….. at least their HEART is in the right place…… what should trouble all of us (including themselves) is that their BRAIN is definitely NOT

  • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

    Even money at least 90% voted for Obama…..twice.

    • GaryTheBrave

      You mean in the last election, amirite?

      • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

        ^^^^^This

    • GaryTheBrave

      You mean in the last election, amirite?

    • snarkyakimbo

      Hew Haw flat earther red state moron.

      • tops116

        That took snarky all six hours to come up with.

      • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

        “Flat earth.” Got your talking points in order from Comrade Obama, I see.

        • snarkyakimbo

          Well… do you believe the earth is flat or not, Luddite.

          • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

            I believe you are an Obama Zombie. So, speaking to you is like speaking to…well, a brain dead lemming.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Don’t forget…all history books are cursive.

    Cursive is no longer taught.

    Therefore…it cannot be read.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Don’t forget…all history books are cursive.

    Cursive is no longer taught.

    Therefore…it cannot be read.

  • John Howard

    At least Google Doodles noticed what day it was this time.

  • John Howard

    At least Google Doodles noticed what day it was this time.

  • Steve_J

    If they claim they are talking dog years at leat they get closer, still not correct, but closer.

  • Steve_J

    If they claim they are talking dog years at leat they get closer, still not correct, but closer.

  • sez eye

    Low information voters. The same people that stuck us with obama

  • sez eye

    Low information voters. The same people that stuck us with obama

  • stuckinIL4now

    Do any of them have even a hint of a clue as to what significant event occurred 2013 years ago?

  • stuckinIL4now

    Do any of them have even a hint of a clue as to what significant event occurred 2013 years ago?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jenniferbz Jennifer Brown Zapata

    Besides not knowing history, they don’t understand numbers. Great schools the gov’t has given us, eh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jenniferbz Jennifer Brown Zapata

    Besides not knowing history, they don’t understand numbers. Great schools the gov’t has given us, eh!

  • Seed_Of_Filth71

    has to be a joke right?

  • Bails

    These people vote.

  • HARP2

    And that damn McCain was here for # 1

  • Ken Alan Draper

    I can’t believe it either since i remember celebrating the Bicentennial (that’s 200th birthday to those of you who wake & bake) in 1976.

  • Spike Bement

    They were thinking in cat years…….uhhhhh….that’d be 14,091 years. Never mind, they’re clueless.

  • HolyCowRUKiddingme

    EVERY SINGLE ONE of those idiots
    SHOULD BE EXECUTED!

    • Bathing Suit Area

      And have the firing squad form up in a circle, so they can’t miss the target.

      • tops116

        If liberals formed a firing squad…

  • Doyle Dooley Jr

    ALL OBAMA VOTERS!! WOW!!

  • Guest

    These people are obviously joking; I just clicked on several of their respective Twitter accounts.

  • Rena

    No words can describe the ignorance in our society… what a shame… probably the same ones that believe babies aren’t a person until they are 18 months old…. what a sad sad nation we live in today.. http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pro-aborts-turn-on-their-speaker-at-halifax-debate/

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I believe that US Americans think that America is 2013 because history is not taught in the public schools, and that kids should learn about the past….FOR A BETTER FUTURE!-Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina US America

  • Christian Burgwald

    It’s a joke right? ) :

  • James Rose

    For all of you people please remember that this day is to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence which was written by JESUS.

  • Ms Ryan

    Willing to wager that every single one of them voted for Obama.

    • radishthegreat

      At least once.

    • snarkyakimbo

      Hee Haw

      • tops116

        You wanna develop that idea, or would that be too much of a strain on your limited mind?

        • snarkyakimbo

          It’s the sound a [email protected] makes. Developed enough for you?

  • Sandor at the Zoo

    Doesn’t look a day over 237.

    Oy.

  • PC Bob

    ALL of these morons voted for Obama! I’d bet money on that! They don’t even know that we HAVE a Constitution! They’ve never read it, or even heard about it! Oh, but they DO vote! They vote for who/whatever they hear/see on TV! Low information voters? How about, “NO information voters?!”

    • Lisa Kazmier

      Sounds like you’re a TPee doofus who has never read the Constitution or any of the founders who, by the way, never called the US a “Christian nation.”

      • tops116

        Deflection and projection! Yeah, that’s what helped America last 2,013 years apparently. 😐

    • Bathing Suit Area

      The real danger is “unable to understand sarcasm” voters.

      • tops116

        Oh, I thought it was the “I did something stupid, so I’ll claim it was a joke to save face” people we had to worry about.

    • snarkyakimbo

      All these “morons”are red state flat earthers.

      • tops116

        So, you accuse them of being “red state flat earthers,” but you put “morons” in quotation marks? Didn’t really think that one through did ya, but then it’s probably one of your tweets up there gloriously celebrating America’s 2,013rd birthday?

        • snarkyakimbo

          Hmmm… well… you still haven’t denied that the earth is flat. What’s next righwinger – evolution doesn’t exist? Face it, it’s the Red States that de-fund education, don’t believe in science, and would the types that would make the mistake that the U.S. is 2013 years old.

    • mosannam9696

      Oh good god. Please, just… leave the country if you aren’t happy. I’m so sick of hearing about how Obama, or rather any president that someone didn’t vote for, is ruining the United States. It’s not Obama that makes this country worse. It’s people like you that make it worse.

  • Carly Allen

    This IS a joke. And has less than nothing to do with Obama, what is wrong with everyone? Did the GOP require your sense of humor in trade for your membership?

  • CasualMeyhem

    …………In that case…….Damn we look good!

  • BW

    Duh! DIdn’t you guys know that BC stands for Before Columbus?

  • tops116

    Okay, I have to say I am loving this. No, not the idiots either joking America is 2,013 years old or are really that stupid; the people here defending those who are saying America is 2,013. “Stop having fun, guys! It’s just a joke… even though none of them indicated it was. It’s not like anyone ever said anything stupid on Twitter before!” In other words, “clown nose on.”

    I also love the whole “can’t you take a joke?” attitude in response to others making fun of people who allegedly made a joke. So, the first group is allowed to make a joke, but they can’t be made fun of in response because… it’s not fair or something? Whatever. Eesh, there’s being thin-skinned and then there’s that.

    Piece of advice to the liberals: quit whining just because someone is making fun of someone else for acting like an idiot. If you don’t like it, either get off the Internet or learn to get that sense of humor you keep claiming you possess. ‘Kay?

    Oh well, time for me to demonstrate my sense of humor…

  • Kleverabevera

    Have you guys not heard. This America is 1933 yrs old, and Franklin D is the father of our country. Geesh what schools you guys been to?

  • ceemack

    If you want to know what an Obama voter looks like, take a gander at these morons.

  • Michelle

    When I went through school (70’s/80’s) a kid was held back if they could not complete the coursework and had to repeat a year until they got it right. Over the years, some genius decided it hurts their feelings to do that and all kids are passed to the next grade even if they don’t know a damn thing. Now we have a few generations of people who are dumb as a rock, but hey! At least their self-esteem is wasn’t damaged. We are so screwed.

  • Grey Wolf

    for white man it is 237 years old but it is older for Native Americans but they still are wrong either way you go…we are screwed if this is what our future is remember the children are our future…

  • Lesley

    Ha and blaming the terrible education on Obama shows how stupid those people are. Could Obama actually have had any effect on the education of these people? No doubt these blamers are good old Christian GOPers who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old, cos the Bible says so and want that taught in schools!

  • Aitch748

    I probably would have tweeted back: “You’re 2013 years old, America? Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day older than 237 ;)” just to see who catches on.

  • Danny Bailey

    Check the feeds. Almost all of this was done as sarcasm and jokes. Love that this website dedicated a whole article. They really speak for the holier-than-thou 35-55 crowd that hates everything that isn’t them. You guys look like fools.

  • Hemp

    Wow most have to be trolling right?

  • Pat Parmelee

    And congratulations to the authors of this post, who posted 29 unique tweets and counted 30! #potcallingkettle

    • carti

      Where can I go to get paid to set up fake accounts to spam political websites?

    • twinx

      Um… how do you know it wasn’t ONE author? #Fail

  • Don Earl

    I think it’s funny the people who don’t understand this is sarcasm are the same ones the tweets are poking fun at and who believe the earth is only 6000 years old and was created in six days by magic. Praise to the makers zombie child!

    • American_by_Choice

      Yeah… That sarcasm is really hard to avoid. At least where the ignorance isn’t.

  • Jim

    Fair enough, some of them probably did put it as sarcasm. But I guarantee some people out of these selected did really think that, and lets be honest. Saying you were being sarcastic is an easy cop out isn’t it? It’s better than admitting you were a fucking retard.

  • American_by_Choice

    LOL!

    You can’t hide the Progressive Constituency…