Want to ask out the deranged girl or guy wearing an Alex Jones t-shirt, but not quite sure what to say?
Um. Infowars has a dating site: http://t.co/FyxjKRYLNB
— Michelle Fields (@MichelleFields) April 25, 2013
Every match is a conspiracy. RT @MichelleFields: Um. Infowars has a dating site: http://t.co/0KQDHXTJcq
— Aaron V (@PoliticsOfFear) April 25, 2013
Try out one of these pick-up lines and you’re sure to succeed:
#InfoWarsPickupLines We're on the same wavelength. I bet we hear the same voices in our fillings.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) April 26, 2013
Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? It's on a disposable, non traceable cell, right? #InfoWarsPickupLines
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) April 26, 2013
Baby, you so hot you block the mind-control drugs in the chemtrails #InfoWarsPickUpLines
— Weasel Zippers (@weaselzippers) April 26, 2013
#InfoWarsPickUpLines The voices in my head agree you look like a nice girl…. Well, most of them
— JoeyJoeJoeJrShabadoo (@SideshowJon36) April 26, 2013
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You. Me. My fallout shelter. #InfoWarsPickupLines
— Clay Ranck (@clayranck) April 26, 2013
#InfoWarsPickupLines Baby, I wanna rock you like the Phone Company rocked JFK at Dallas.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 26, 2013
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Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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