Stop the presses! Pop star sensation Austin Mahone, who has been rightly described as the next Justin Bieber, has announced via Twitter that he is romantically involved with someone.

Fortunately for the 12- and 13-year old girls of America, it’s almost certainly just an April Fool’s joke:

https://twitter.com/HELL0D0LLFACEX0/status/318927584400404480

https://twitter.com/xst3venx/status/318927656567582722

https://twitter.com/Spoinkers/status/318927708069437441

Whew. What a relief!

Update:

Mahone has unveiled the lucky girl’s name:

  • forcryingoutloud

    Eh. He could do a lot worse

    • Rob Stevely

      …and probably will.

  • agroulx

    um.. Who the hell is this kid and why should anyone give a damn?

    • forcryingoutloud

      I was wondering the same thing. Maybe my kids know who he is.

  • MaryJane

    Lol, your so funny??

  • MaryJane

    Lol, your so funny?

  • MaryJane

    LOL!!! Your so Funny???

  • MaryJane

    Austin Mahone