This afternoon, Baltimore songwriter Dan Deacon set about to trend “#GuessObamasEmail.” Within less than an hour, he succeeded.

Congratulations to him, but we just couldn’t get excited about hundreds of tweets like these:

https://twitter.com/JILLIVN/status/303274477368786944

https://twitter.com/BrandonArchie1/status/303275677522739201

Slow day on Twitter.