It’s Monday — time for another entertaining tweet from our favorite Tweeter, Sen. Chuck Grassley.

  • JackBlair

    @JackBlair69 – to my favorite Tweeter – you are so awesome.

  • Rick Stones

    Has @ChuckGrassley superseded Chuck Norris???

    @ChuckGrassley doesn’t call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

    The only thing written in @ChuckGrassley’s passport is “It’s me”.

    @ChuckGrassley doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell @ChuckGrassley stories.

    When Alexander graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from @ChuckGrassley.


  • diskinetic

    Chuck is telling his followers on twitter how to follow him on twitter, calm down.

    • SwTk

      Thats it. I just gotta follow him.

  • diskinetic

    This summer, Chuck Grassley is… The Recursiver!

  • $30423294

    The Knight: The name of the tweet is called ‘@ChuckGrassley’

    Alice: Oh, that’s the name of the tweet?

    The Knight: No, you don’t understand, that’s what the tweet is called. The tweet really is ‘The Aged Aged Man’

    Alice: Then I ought to have said, ‘that’s what the tweet is called?’

    The Knight: No, you oughtn’t, that’s quite another thing! The tweet is called ‘Pride of Iowa’ but that’s only what it’s called you know.

    Alice: Well, what is the tweet, then?

    The Knight: I was coming to that. The tweet really is Chuck Grassley.

  • BeeKaaay

    Leftwingwackos only care about themselves.