This early-morning tweet starts off in typical fashion, with Cher saying GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is much worse than  Sen. Joseph McCarthy.

But then the actress/singer veers off in a surprising direction:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is not inhumane?

Republican political consultant Karl Rove is not the son of Italian philosopher Niccolò Machiavelli?

Just for kicks, Cher tosses in the letter “a” in the middle of all this and adds “black plague fun” at the end.

That’s a lot of cuckoo-pants packed into just 140 characters.

Fortunately, Cher found her bearings and was back to her usual GOP-hating self in short order:

Aha, so she went to easy. Where is that? A few miles west of Haterville?

  • Mr. Grammar/SpellCkr

    Of course, she doesn’t know the difference between ‘to’ and ‘too’. But I still ask why is this tired old hag given any credence at all? Just ignore her, and she’ll fade into the sunset like her career.

    • TexasMom2012

      I never hear a word about her unless she sends out some vile tweet. It is the only way she gets attention. Perhaps we can ignore the troll and it will fade away? She has only relevance as a joke.

    • Jordan

      Haha fade. Just like those critics said 45 years ago, right?

  • Robbie, American!!

    Just another drugged out has been desperate to keep her name in the news. Pitiful.

  • Darren Barr

    The only racist around here is you Cher .

  • Cosmo

    McCarthy was right.

    • TugboatPhil

      And a hero!

    • TocksNedlog

      McCarthy warned that there are commies in our midst. People like Cher want you to know it’s just rampant paranoia, and if you motherf***ers would just submit to the will of Dear Leader already we’d all be better off; but nooooooo, all of you Rethuglicans with you notions of self-determination and self-worth and such — sounds like a whole lotta selfish to her! I mean, just look at Cher, herself! She’s going to leave all of her money to charity after she dies. What about the people that need help now? Well, she gives some of her money to them; but see, that’s why we need the government to take more of our money from us; ’cause otherwise, people like Cher tend to just hold onto hundreds of millions of dollars, all the while chastising (or is it “chastitytizing”?) others for not giving more money to the guvmint. Don’tcha see? We all need our nanny to force us to be good!

      • TugboatPhil

        That would have been more Cher-like if you’d have done it in ALL CAPS!!!!

        • TocksNedlog

          Trust me, just writing that stream-of-consciousness drivel in lower-case was enough to give myself a headache.

  • Shelly Lynne

    I remember when I was a kid I used to love to watch ‘The Sonny and Cher Show.’ She was something then, IN HER TIME. Her time has been over for a long time, so she’s reduced herself in so many ways. Bless her heart. Gone is the Cher of the ’70’s, the Cher people really loved..

    • Hiraghm

      I never ever loved the tall, skanky, big-nosed leftist agitator.

      • MileHighinAZ

        Ditto, Jim. Her meanness was evident even way back then – her type of “humor”, I suppose. As a child watching the original show the only response I recall having is one of pity for Sonny. Cher was the arrogant bully, verbally beating up the nice guy, then gazing around to see who was laughing with her – oh, the shock. The networks had a time holding her back, I’m sure. Her appeal baffles me; I’ve known rational, intelligent people who positively swoon and shriek in adoration at the thought of her walking onstage. Meanwhile, she’s laughing at them to their faces, all the way to the bank, as she tricks them in to attending one more “farewell tour”.

  • ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Cracka

    at least with singing she doesn’t have to worry about spelling or punctuation.

  • Kevin Kuipers

    She was saying Romney makes Cheney seem not the in humane person he is, etc. I get what she was trying to say, but you wonder if trying to be rational with her even matters.

    • TugboatPhil

      It not only doesn’t matter, but if someone were to make a direct connection between Cher’s thoughts and something derived from critical thinking, it would tear the fabric of the Space/Time Continuum!

  • Paul C.

    just another bubble bore from Hollywood who can barely talk.

  • Cathy Good

    I wonder where she’ll go to breathe after he wins?

    • Bob Ferri

      Just think, we’ll have to breath the same air as her.

    • nancynance

      Hopefully she’ll go far, far, away. Maybe Russia

    • Penny Robinson Fan Club

      Inside a plastic bag, with any luck.

  • brewerandpatriot

    Hopefully Libya, I hear they love ‘Mericans…

  • Brett McMicken

    she’s like a wealthy bag-lady

    • Hiraghm

      …without the “lady” part.

      • TexasMom2012


        • Grandma HeadInjury

          He said “lady part”…huh-huh….

  • David Shelmerdine

    if her daughter/son was elected president we would all be better off…??? can you imagine the family reunion?? her offsring explaining how itis getting more chest hair everyday and telling her it wants old spice for christmas..

  • TocksNedlog

    As someone else pointed out, her rant is actually quite coherent:
    Mitt Romney makes Joe McCarthy seem like a hero,
    Mitt Romney makes Cheney seem not inhumane (yes, she should have just said “Cheney seem humane”, but she never went in much for book learnin’),
    Mitt Romney makes Rove seem to not be the son of Machiavelli after all,
    By comparison, Mitt Romney makes the Black Plague seem like fun.

    Poorly written, and stupid with a capital ‘stoop!’, yet coherent in a typical leftist “portray your enemy as evil incarnate” kinda way.

  • TJHawk

    For someone who has claimed to be an “independant,” she seems to focus all of her rage at Mitt Romney and the Republicans. Any critique of Obama Cher?

    • louisiana_mom

      By “Independent” she means Communist…

  • Hiraghm

    “Therefore the powerful and their spokesmen – all the ‘official’ thinkers, the lawyers and philosophers and preachers and demagogues – must defame Machiavelli.
    Machiavelli says that rulers lie and break faith: this proves, they say, that he libels human nature. Machiavelli says that ambitious men struggle for power; he is apologizing for the opposition, the enemy, and trying to confuse you about us, who wish to lead you for your own good and welfare. Machiavelli says that you must keep strict watch over officials and subordinate them to the law; he is encouraging subversion and the loss of national unity. Machiavelli says that no man with power is to be trusted: you see that his aim is to smash all your faith and ideals.

    “Small wonder that the powerful – in public – denounce Machiavelli. The powerful have long practice and much skill in sizing up their opposition. They can recognize an enemy who will never compromise, even when that enemy is so abstract as a body of ideas.” – James Burnham, “The Machiavellians”

  • Hiraghm

    What is the one thing Machiavelli ever said that the left will never be able to forgive him for? IMO, it’s this:

    “God is not willing to do everything, and Thus take away our free will, and that share of glory which belongs to us.”
    — Niccolo Machiavelli

    The left places its collective self in the role of God, and therefore this statement is the sheerest blasphemy to them.

  • Biff

    not sure if you want to breathe anymore? then do us all a favor, and cover your head with a plastic bag.

  • Sketti

    Wow, it’s so sad how Cher turned out to be one mean, delusional 76 year old! I think maybe its time for some stronger meds and a hug.

  • Christopher Hodgson

    It’s not that hard to decipher: She’s saying Romney makes McCarthy look heroic, makes Cheney look humane, and out-Machiavellis Rove. The ‘a’ is for ass, I assume. I am stumped on the black plague bit, though.

    • TexasMom2012

      Think she means that Romney is either a black plague fun or that he makes the black plague seem fun or that he is a black plague fan? Who cares to decipher her rants?

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Kill it with fire!

  • bananafanafo

    15 minute of fame is GONE! 1st the abortion issue is on taking away GOV’T FUNDING because taxpayers right of conscience not 2 have their money kill babies NOT “SPIN” taking act away! Hollywood HAS ALWAYS USED the Gov’t 4 their Charities while they keep their money. Look they do charity BUT ask 4 more pampering request then the benefit brings in.BOTTOM LINE=Hollywood is the MOST SELFISH with their own money BUT LOVE TAXPAYERS $ going to their CHARITY that they can’t get off their rumps to start!

  • [email protected]

    So, Cher thinks it not
    racist to hate white people. Funny! Her rant is the same kind of racism that we
    get from the Black Panther Party. I wonder if she thinks the BPP will give her honorary
    membership if she keeps publicly attacking other white people. Racism is racism
    folks! Hate gets you nowhere. Cher’s white guilt is what is driving her. Her
    hate is self-hatred. It is vile because through her racism we get to glimpse
    into her soul. Not a pretty place in there. She can’t even bring herself to
    listen to Romney for her hatred of the color of his skin. Don’t you think that
    is sad? She can’t accept the truth about the state of the nation because a
    white guy is telling her. She would however, listen if BO was saying the same
    things. She is completely disregarding the truth because she hates the
    messenger. WOW

  • Colonel Haiku

    she sounds more BUTTHURT to me…

  • TheMadKing

    Cher is free to leave the country anytime. I recommend Iran.

  • bananafanafo

    Hit the Road Cher U don’t REPRESENT ME! Hollywood Lifestyle of out of wedlock births,serial marriages,homosexuality,vulgarity & the celebration of the drug culture is WHAT u don’t see on the screen but is their REAL LIFE. DON’T TAKE these people serious-they can’t even manage their own lives-but they want to manage a country!

  • Colonel Haiku

    Memo to Cher… time to don the black silk stockings, bustier thing that leaves your butt hangin’ out… 70 years old HOT!!!


  • bananafanafo

    BACK TAXES Owed by HOLLYWOOD would SURPRISE U ALL!!!! DREAMWORKS is MOVING 2 CHINA! It’s goes forever-double talk of U do what I SAY & i will NOT have 2 do it!

  • grais

    “My BRAIN,STOMACH&HEARTS HURTS(sic)” like they did before Bush/Cheney??
    So, Clinton made her brain, stomach and hearts hurt??

  • Colonel Haiku

    Pride of El Centro…

  • Jace Thompson

    in reference to her “not able to breath same air as Romney”, she can fix that real easy…. Just take a few more of those pills she is obviously doped up on. I don’t wish death on anyone but she needs a solution for when he is president!!

  • Sharon Kremer

    She must have really hated being married,what side of isle did Sonny sit on

  • DelGator

    I’m hoping that Mitt is elected for more reasons than I had before reading your tweets. Good luck with finding air that we don’t breathe.

  • Cosmic Girl

    Cher said that her brain hurts. Well, that’s obvious.

    • LivingRedInABlueState

      She has a brain? Hardly that, just an unidentified organ that passes for it in the liberal world

    • LivingRedInABlueState

      She has a brain? Hardly that, just an unidentified organ that passes for it in the liberal world

  • Penmar

    Maybe she was sharing some of Obama’s weed that he had left over from calming himself before his debate.

  • sleazyrider

    Poor Sonny….rolling over in his grave!!!

  • weRbroke

    Awww another overpaid, overblown, hasbeen, casting couch rider who wouldn’t know her own ass from a whole in the ground if someone didn’t remind her daily.