Apparently your iPhone wants you to clean up your “ducking” language.

Frustrated iPhone owners say it’s like their “ducking” phones don’t know them at all.

Just live with it? Hell ducking no! Your blushing iPhone can be trained to tolerate your salty rants.

Just for fun, we’ll leave you with the “Auto-Correct Love Song.”

  • Informed&Concerned

    next thing you know, we are all going to “He’ll in a hand basket!”

    • TugboatPhil

      It’s all grammar and spelling.

      • DG

        Better wording would be:

        “Pen’s broken……”

        “Pen doesn’t work…….”

        So many possibilities…….But this was chosen:

        • TugboatPhil

          THAT is classic!!

        • BlahBlah

          Oh man I just peed myself. LOOOOOOOOOL

        • FreedomRecon

          OMG! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

      • BlahBlah


      • peteee363

        I sure hope that trophy is not on your wall.

    • Finrod Felagund

      To steal from Monty Python: “What a silly bunt.”

  • FreedomRecon

    I’m not big on YouTube stuff, but wow that was funny.

  • DG

    I don’t own an iPhone, but my dad did once ask me how my day was. I replied “Chris and I shot some hoops today.” (My brother)

    My phone “auto-corrected” it to “Chris and I shot some poops today.”

    Dad said, “Glad you two are eating your fiber.”

    • FreedomRecon

      Funny dad.

      • DG

        Well, he’s something. Special.

      • DG

        He’s a character. Earlier today he sent me a tweet:

        Kid: Where do babies come from?
        Mom: Ask your father’s mistress, Dear.

        We’re going to have to commit him one day, but at least he’s entertaining.

        • FreedomRecon


  • almarquardt

    Don’t these people realize they can turn autocorrect OFF? Sheesh.

    • FreedomRecon

      The inanimate object should KNOW!

      • FreedomRecon

        I should add, first world problems…..

        • almarquardt

          I thought the same thing when I was reading all the tweets.

      • almarquardt

        Next thing they’re going to expect their iPhones to cook and clean, too.

        • FreedomRecon

          It doesn’t? Dang, where’s that receipt?

        • DG

          That’s coming with the new roll out of iPhone 6.

          • FreedomRecon

            Sebelius isn’t in charge of that roll out, right?

          • DG

            I don’t own any Apple products, so I don’t care.

  • The Masked Avatar

    I really don’t give a shoot. Hey!

  • GaryTheBrave

    I bet the guys at Duck Commander use ducking on their phones . . . And mean it.

  • Super Marsupial

    Even the iPhone is obsessed with the Duck Dynasty. I gotta see that show

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I think a few liberal heads just exploded at that.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Product placement deal for DuckDuckGo. As any fule can C.

  • Zach Smith

    Those Obama-phones really duck. I guest you get wheat you pay for.

  • AT

    Y’know, I never have this problem with my not-iPhone.

    Why do people buy Apple products again?

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Because all the cool people have them. Can’t stick out from the crowd, you know.

    • Frogmouth

      Because they cost more, they have to be better, right?


  • BlahBlah

    Personally I call it applecorrect. AND I HATE IT

  • John

    It’s called add to dictionary morons.

  • Lidsamy

    Hey Auto correct…..Duuuuuuuuuck YOU !!!!

  • kch50428

    Profanity…it’s what the feeble minded use to express themselves forcefully.