Apparently your iPhone wants you to clean up your “ducking” language.

https://twitter.com/kellxbelle/status/423973945357131776

Frustrated iPhone owners say it’s like their “ducking” phones don’t know them at all.

https://twitter.com/Melonladybaby/status/436266869784608768

https://twitter.com/AndrewGillen4/status/455020267723829248

Just live with it? Hell ducking no! Your blushing iPhone can be trained to tolerate your salty rants.

Just for fun, we’ll leave you with the “Auto-Correct Love Song.”

  • Informed&Concerned

    next thing you know, we are all going to “He’ll in a hand basket!”

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      It’s all grammar and spelling.

      • DG

        Better wording would be:

        “Pen’s broken……”

        “Pen doesn’t work…….”

        So many possibilities…….But this was chosen:

        http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/~bgzimmer/pen.jpg

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          THAT is classic!!

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          Oh man I just peed myself. LOOOOOOOOOL

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          OMG! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        LOLOLOLOLOL

      • peteee363

        I sure hope that trophy is not on your wall.

    • Finrod Felagund

      To steal from Monty Python: “What a silly bunt.”

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    I’m not big on YouTube stuff, but wow that was funny.

  • DG

    I don’t own an iPhone, but my dad did once ask me how my day was. I replied “Chris and I shot some hoops today.” (My brother)

    My phone “auto-corrected” it to “Chris and I shot some poops today.”

    Dad said, “Glad you two are eating your fiber.”

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      Funny dad.

      • DG

        Well, he’s something. Special.

      • DG

        He’s a character. Earlier today he sent me a tweet:

        Kid: Where do babies come from?
        Mom: Ask your father’s mistress, Dear.

        We’re going to have to commit him one day, but at least he’s entertaining.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Lol.

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    Don’t these people realize they can turn autocorrect OFF? Sheesh.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      The inanimate object should KNOW!

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        I should add, first world problems…..

        • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

          I thought the same thing when I was reading all the tweets.

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        Next thing they’re going to expect their iPhones to cook and clean, too.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          It doesn’t? Dang, where’s that receipt?

        • DG

          That’s coming with the new roll out of iPhone 6.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Sebelius isn’t in charge of that roll out, right?

          • DG

            I don’t own any Apple products, so I don’t care.

  • The Masked Avatar

    I really don’t give a shoot. Hey!

  • GaryTheBrave

    I bet the guys at Duck Commander use ducking on their phones . . . And mean it.

  • Super Marsupial

    Even the iPhone is obsessed with the Duck Dynasty. I gotta see that show

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I think a few liberal heads just exploded at that.
      Thanks!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Product placement deal for DuckDuckGo. As any fule can C.

  • Zach Smith

    Those Obama-phones really duck. I guest you get wheat you pay for.

  • AT

    Y’know, I never have this problem with my not-iPhone.

    Why do people buy Apple products again?

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Because all the cool people have them. Can’t stick out from the crowd, you know.

    • Frogmouth

      Because they cost more, they have to be better, right?

      Right?

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Personally I call it applecorrect. AND I HATE IT

  • John

    It’s called add to dictionary morons.

  • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

    Hey Auto correct…..Duuuuuuuuuck YOU !!!!

  • kch50428

    Profanity…it’s what the feeble minded use to express themselves forcefully.